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 Where is MM?
Where is Mr. Marmalade?
Did he finally succeed in getting kicked out of another club?
I hope not.
Or did he take time off to get that unicorn tramp stamp?
Inquiring minds want to know.
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If anything will get Mr.M out of hiding it's a threat to post something political. One, two...
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Know why male politicians keep their shirts buttoned to the top?
It keeps their foreskins from slipping over their heads.
(Same goes for lawyers)
OK, there's some bait
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Rules Of Washington
If it's worth fighting for, it's worth fighting dirty for.
Don't lie, cheat or steal...unnecessarily.
There is always one more son of a b**** than you counted on.
An honest answer can get you into a lot of trouble.
The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant.
Chicken little only has to be right once.
"NO" is only an interim response.
You can't kill a bad idea.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried.
The truth is a variable.
A porcupine with his quills down in just another fat rodent.
You can agree with any concept or notional future option, in principle, but fight implementation every step of the way.
A promise is not a guarantee.
If you can't counter the argument, leave the meeting.
[ politicalhumor.about.com ]
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NO>>he did not get kicked out of the club..nor is there any intention of kicking ANYONE off the club..think of it as your jail sentence..so sorry club members..it ain't going to happen..lol...
Fred
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Q: How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 100. 1 to change the light bulb and 99 to Tweet everyone in the country about what a wonderful job she's doing.
Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only 10. 1 to change the light bulb and 9 to beat him in the knees with a baseball bat while he's trying to do it.
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“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.”
[G. Marx]
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Wow, with all this bait MM must be hiding in a cave somewhere not to respond
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I think he may have been showing off his new tramp stamp in the wrong bar. I seriously worry about him some times.
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Politics and Tramp Stamps... The staple of any good discussion... Just watchin' from the sidelines fer a minute as I've been busy writing the new lyrical framework for a collaberation with Captain Meatloaf... Stay tuned for such hits as:
-Brokeback Thumper
-I said I loved you, then you died.
-Smack my crab up.
-I lost my house, car and savings, but I really wanna get laid tonite.
-I'm tired of expensive vacations, let's use my grandmother's condo.
This could prove to be some of my finest work yet... If only kightgator would return my voicemails, we could set aside some studio time to lay down these tracks...
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I love it!!
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sounds like a country album??
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Lol @ country album... It's like a sensual intertwining of Marty Robbins meets Michael Bolton, all wrapped-up in a pretty metro bow... I'm just laying it out for Captain Meatloaf to play it out.
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Is Meatloaf back?
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No signs of a CML resurrection, sir Clark... I managed to send him off into a early retirement at the Alternative Chess Club, me reckons... I miss the banter with the feller... He was entertaining... I don't think he found things quite as humorous as I did, however...
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Maybe the Gators called him up.
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You can always ask him back???
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Bearz, you're awake! Wouldn't it be more appropriate for his buddy Mr.M to make that call? I mean considering he's putting together a collection of hits for the guy.
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That's what i meant..i wasn't going to do it..after all..Mr M is the high light of the club followed closely by a few others..i just find it funny..
And yes i have hibernated so i am awake pinching picnic baskets at the local park.
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So if you're "the smarter than the average bear" Bear , Mr.M must be the Boo-Boo of the club.
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I thought he was Mr Ranger...oop's must check it out again...
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Nice to see you back Mr. M.
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I tried getting the silly feller back as soon as he departed da club... He would have no part of it... I realized, immediately after he left, that we had lost a damn good source of amusement... He played along quite well for a bit, but I suppose he had enough of my vodka fueled rants in conjunction with countless Bat out of Hell references...
Good to be back, kneilca... Well, never officially went anywhere, but good ta be back anywayz... Tis a matter of "out of one's groove," so to speak...
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Hung over, huh?
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Nah... Haven't had a legit hangover in quite a while; hence, my lack of head scratching musings... At the time of the CML proceedings, Mr. M was spiraling rapidly with ribeye steaks n whiskey... I've toned it down to fruit, vegetables, lean meat, fish, grains, lite beer and blondes... I find this combination quite agreeable.
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Well, look who the cat dragged back in.
I was starting to wonder who was going to fill the void if you stayed gone.
It's nice to have someone besides my wife to throw crap at me.
Welcome back to the nuthouse MM
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OP, I was busy following the critical developments over at The Retirement Club... That moderator "shake-up" has really produced some provoking dialogue... Has had me captivated for the better part of two weeks...
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