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 Thank Goodness We Aren't In Charge of The World. Or, Plant a TreeIn conclusion, if I can't be king, I don't want to be a mod, I would rather be one of the people pressing against the limits of freedom. *** Perhaps there is something inoffensive worth saying that we aren't allowed to talk about. That is what we should talk about. But no, we have spoken of drugs, sex, rock & rap, death, money, and taxes. And lets not forget God. Oh how I love to enlighten others by the truth. We have talked about sports and games and drinks and fun. We have noted evil, deception, corruption, and shame about the world. There has been Power and Struggle and Hungry and Burning. There has been Hope and Innocence Lost. Yes, we have seen it all. I wonder if there is anything we could talk about that would bring our energy together to cause something positive to happen. It would be great if we could stop the war in Iraq with the power of positive thinking!! Yay!!! Thank God I thought of it. It was almost too late. Or perhaps on a less idealistic level we could do something smaller, just to see if we could really do it. We could sponsor an acre of rainforest, or feed a starving child in Africa. We could lobby congress to stop all that nasty business. We could write to the U.N. with our amazing new proposal where everyone in the whole world gets to make a decision for the good of Society! Everyone is a congressman! Yay! Well, it seems like there should be SOMETHING we can do. I made the word 'something' in capital letters so that it would be obvious there was something we could do, and somebody should try and figure out what it is. And furthermore, this message will end in two, one. |
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what about... One onion....chopped into chunks two green chiilies seeded....or to taste four cloves of garlic crushed two sticks of lemongrass (bruised and tied) 1 tsp turmeric Vegies to taste (eg sweet potato/yam, cauliflower, brocholi, green beens etc one to two cans coconut milk chunks of firm or puff tofu handful of cashews (roasted) fish sauce......(or make do with salt) lime juice coriander Method: fry onion a few mins add garlic fry a few mins add chillies fry a few mins add turmeric and final stir add chopped veggies cover with coconut milk diluted to taste with water (up to half and half) and lemongrass. cook for ten minutes add tofu, fish sauce lime juice and coriander to taste,,,,cook a few mins serve on rice with chopped cashews sprinkled on top. my contribution to world peace....enjoy! |
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leo_london 10-Sep-06, 03:57 |
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Indeed Really people are just reasonable, and everyone could sit around a nice meal of green thai curry and figure it all out. Well, at least most of us could. |
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loads of mincemeat some tomato puree some tomatos some mushrooms some pasta some herbs some beer some cigarettes first off, light a cigarette, then open a bottle of beer. place the mincemeat in a frying pan, and fry until it turns colour. then put it in a saucepan. next, fry the mushrooms and tomatos a little, then add them to the saucepan. add tomato puree. attack anyone who suggests onions or peppers. light another ciggie. mix your saucepan full of yummy food, add a bit of beer, leave to simmer for about half an hour, stirring occasionally to ensure it doesn't stick at the bottom, adding a little more beer each time. putting a little olive oil into the saucepan before all the other stuff helps ensure it doesn't form a solid bleachproof surface at the bottom of the pan... sit down, make a spliff, drink more beer. after half an hour, put the pasta in some boiling water with some olive oil (to ensure it doesn't stick together) and some herbs. after 10 minutes or so of simmering (just enough time for one more ciggie), hey presto, we have a killer spag bol. put on plate and devour. allow three hours digestion time, smoking spliffs, drinking beer, moving only to change the cd / get more beer / go for a slash... |
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kementari 10-Sep-06, 07:42 |
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pawnt oh...that would not be very democratic, now would it.... |
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fak-ahlua make 4 cups (1 liter) strong coffee add 4 cups brown sugar simmer on low for 1 hour stirring occasionally...do not let it come to a high boil or boil over unless you like cleaning up a nasty, sticky mess... cool (a good time to drink a beer) add 750 ml 100 proof vodka and a tablespoon vanilla extract (alternatively - skip the van. extract and add one split vanilla bean to each bottle and wait 6 weeks - this makes a mellower, smoother beverage, but...you have to wait 6 weeks! you could make one bottle with extract for immediate consumption and the rest with beans.) drink in your preferred manner (with milk, cream, or on the rocks...good on vanilla ice cream too). i am waiting for lilly to give us her special white russian recipe.... |
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pour into shot glass, drink, repeat until she's hot (yeah, I used to have a problem) ok seriously, this is a recipe for a batch of alcoholic beverage that friends in college lovingly dubbed "spicy sauce" (althought it is not spicy hot, it's spicy in character): 1. take one gallon water jug, i used to spend $0.99 on a gallon of cheap water and then dump it out (i know it's horrible, but I was in college and not as smart as I am now) 2. 750ml of voadka into gallon jug 3. 750ml of tripple sec into gallon jug 4. 1 pint of cocconut rum into gallon jug 5. 1 liter of margarita mix into gallong jug 6. Make sure the lid is on and mix well 7. Drink over ice straight, or mix with 7-up (the ladies LOVE the spicy sauce and 7up) 8. The more top shelpf the booze the better the taste, but I used to make this most often with the cheapest stuff I could find and it was still good. 9. *bonus* you get to walk around the party with a gallon jug of spicy sauce, makes for a great conversation piece, and like i said before, he ladies love tje spciy sauce |
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kementari 10-Sep-06, 09:02 |
who could resist? My car insurance company will be billing you shortly. (Please note: this is in no way to be taken as a promotion of drunk driving. I think that's a very bad idea. Ideally, one should just ride the buzz out discussing vulgar topics until sober enough to drive. However, we live in a less than perfect world, and I suspect that riding the buzz from a mix like that out could take many, many hours.) |
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take 1 pint glass six shots of vodka 1 bottle of smirnoff ice two shots of blackcurrant squash ice it tastes like purple fruit pastilles and is drinkable in not a lot of time, and it gets you blotto... |
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I make no guarantees to the yumminess or effectiveness if the sauce is not mixed to prestated standards, but I assume as long as the proportions as maintained it will be fine |
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bobbynox 10-Sep-06, 10:34 |
Jeff------- |
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kementari 10-Sep-06, 10:39 |
jdh I know my conversions, and am always willing to apply them for a worthy cause. |
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bobbynox 10-Sep-06, 10:44 |
Ok, Pilot's Miracle Breakfast. 1/2 C. bananas, sliced (like quarters) 1/2 C. Peaches, or whatever is in season. Maybe Qiwi would use Kiwi? 1 C. Whole yogurt, not that favored cr*p. Place into plastic container (no top), stir as best you can. Then load yourself into the car and head for the airport. (at least 15-minute drive is necessary). Consume the delicious meal whilst (while) driving. This is usually done at 430am so traffic should not be a problem. If traffic becomes an issue, leave a bit earlier, and consume in the employee parking-lot prior to entering the building. If the trip is a multi-day affair, use a plastic spoon that can be tossed. Otherwise, a regular spoon will do, as you can always take it back to the house for washing upon your return. Routine consumption of the above will always give the best start in the a.m., and you will lose weight, too. No coffee, before 3 pm. No coffee after 5pm. Only one coffee allowed. |
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person . . . and if a pronoun is applied, it must be a perosnal pronoun such as he or she, "it" is not appropiate for the spicy sauce, spicy sauce might get angry |
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