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tugger 12-Nov-06, 11:26	stag do's... any good stag do stories...? i've just got back from my first stag do... some crazy girl is marrying my friend fletch and we went out last night in london... anyway, we tried to clingfilm him in just his boxers to some scaffolding outside a club in soho with big flashing neon letters saying "G.A.Y." (we were drinking outside the pub next to it, so he'd have been ok!) but the cling film we bought was rubbish, we just couldn't get it to unwrap properly... refusing to admit defeat, i went to find a sex shop, and bought some pink fluffy handcuffs... so, we cuffed him to the scaffolding instead... but, incredibly, he escaped immediately... the stupid handcuffs had a safety catch on it that can easily be triggered by the person in the cuffs... what's the point of them, i ask...? apparantly, you cannot buy them without this catch on now... so we failed dismally to mark his last night of freedom with an embarrasing photo oppurtunity... but he was sick on the bus on the way back to his flat... and, despite it being half three in the morning, it was full... he was very quiet, and would've got away without anyone noticing had it not been for the cheers of his friends... very good night, but dammit london is expensive... over five pounds for a double vodka and lemonade... that compares to around £3 back home... i hope some of you guys have been more successful than me in stitching up the groom-to-be...
daverundle 14-Nov-06, 00:56	Once put a friend on the first train out of Plymouth on his stag do which was going to some place in Scotland and it was only the conductor waking him up and asking for his ticket that saved him from being 300+ miles from his future wife on his wedding day!!! The railway company were brilliant they put him and what used to be called the milk train and got him back in time for him to be married!!! In our defence we were very drunk and it seemed like a good idea at the time!! I also arranged fro a friend to get off with a transvestite on another occassion but that was not a stag do!!! His fiancee at the time and his wife now has never spoken to me since!!! Some people they have no sense of humour!!!
tugger 14-Nov-06, 11:23	it appears i have broken a bone in my thumb, since it still hurts... i tried to slide down a stair rail in a nandos in soho... not the best of ideas, especially when you've had a few to drink...
proginoskes 14-Nov-06, 16:18	its not a batchelor party without hookers and cocaine . . .
leo_london 14-Nov-06, 16:57	Well...you could leave out the cocaine, hookers and a few bottles of Newcastle brown would do the trick.
pawntificator 15-Nov-06, 10:43	Bummer Tugger I broke two fingers one drunken night. And it wasn't from fighting either. And now, on a warm and humid day, the throbbing ache returns to foretell the coming storm.
soulcrates 15-Nov-06, 13:37	I plead the 5th. I plead the Fif.
tugger 15-Nov-06, 14:33	hookers and cocaine... there was not a great deal of that... we had the smallest line each when we got back to the flat, and that was it... and as for hookers, well, neil tried to get everyone to put £20 in each so we could get one, not seeming to care that the bride-to-be had returned from her hen night and was asleep... surprisingly, no-one else was up for it...

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