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pawntificator 28-Nov-06, 17:18	Faulty Stolen Genie I am stealing this thread from the GBCC because it is so amusing. You make a wish, and then the next poster becomes a twisted evil genie, who will grant your wish with some horrible stipulations or consequences. For instance: Bob: "I wish I could fly" Joe: "Wish granted, you are now a grouse and hunting season just started.... I wish I was invisible" Ed: "Poof! You are invisible! But you can't see anything else either. I wish I was really a woman." And so on and so forth. So, I will start off with a foolproof wish, which nobody could possibly ruin: I wish everything good for all things in the universe.
zorroloco 28-Nov-06, 20:27	granted yet...unfortunately, all 'things' are inanimate...all living creatures are now enduring horrible suffering...way to go oh lover of all inanimate things! I wish...that my wish will not be granted.
pawntificator 28-Nov-06, 21:31	ha ha very funny. If that's what you wish, then you shouldn't have made a wish at all. What are you trying to do, kill the genie or drive him insane? Unless there is a secret wish you haven't revealed, but which you hope never comes true. Fear of success, dear sir? It is a not uncommon malady of the mind. Anyhow, your wish isn't gran....I mean, you shall have all that...um. While the genie was deciding what to do, a piano fell out of a plane and landed on your head. I wish everyone would just cooperate and stop being so difficult.
proginoskes 28-Nov-06, 22:23	your wish is granted! everyone will now become incorporated into a sponge - everone cooperating on a very simple level! I wish for a hot piece of ***
markallen 28-Nov-06, 22:40	Granted....following a very hot Thai curry your ass is on fire! I wish for acres of bubble wrap
pawntificator 29-Nov-06, 00:17	I thought he meant *pie* Your wish has come true! You develop a severe obsessive compulsion, and you spend the rest of your life in the middle of acres of bubble wrap, popping every little bubble. I wish I had the power to rule all the world.
markallen 29-Nov-06, 00:48	<....... sounds like heaven!
akisame 29-Nov-06, 12:42	I wish I had the power to rule all the world. Granted - you have all the power in the world, and must personally police and give direction to everyone, as they haven't the power to give orders themselves. I wish I could speak and understand any language.
bobbynox 29-Nov-06, 13:00	akisame <<I wish I could speak and understand any language.>> Granted. Now you have to spend your days correcting all the bad pronunciations, mis-applications, and ill-timed puns. I wish I could be a Super Grand Master (chess title) at year's-end.
zorroloco 29-Nov-06, 13:17	granted you are now stark raving insane and can do nothing but think, play, and breathe chess... i wish someone would pay me $200/hour (in gold of course) to hang out at my house and do whatever i want...but for only 8 hours/day, 5 days/week and 8 months/year.
akisame 29-Nov-06, 13:37	Cookie... <i wish someone would pay me $200/hour (in gold of course) to hang out at my house and do whatever i want...but for only 8 hours/day, 5 days/week and 8 months/year. > Granted. You also have to pay for three other people to do the same. (16 hours and 4 uncovered months - we'll allow for weekends off.) I wish I could have a cup of cocoa and plate of cookies appear whenever I want them.
akisame 29-Nov-06, 13:40	bobbynox <Now you have to spend your days correcting all the bad pronunciations, mis-applications> I already do - I'm a teacher! (^.^)
bobbynox 29-Nov-06, 13:51	So, you get paid to do it , but if your wish is granted, you'll have to do it upon compulsion. Consider all the poorly-used Chaucer quotes being used everyday----Where is Akisame?, Hunting down those bastards who can't remember, "Wan that Aprile shower, pierceth to the roote..."
zorroloco 29-Nov-06, 13:59	aki granted...but they are dirt cookies and dog milk! i wish a fish.
soulcrates 29-Nov-06, 15:08	Granted jeff. You now have a giant fish that has swallowed you, and you're forced to live inside of it's belly. I wish for the ability to hypnotize people to do my every bidding.

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