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markallen 07-Dec-06, 00:37

I couldn't find a jokes thread!!?? ;-/ A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible." "What do you mean?" said the pirate. "I feel fine." "What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before." "Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now." "Ok, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?" "We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really." "What about that eye patch?" "Oh, one day we were at sea, and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up and one of them sh!t in my eye." "You're kidding," said the bartender. " You couldn't lose an eye just from bird sh!t." "It was my first day with the hook."

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