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xapper_5150
21-May-12, 05:28
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 The Martial Arts ... Focus on Chuck Norris |
xapper_5150
21-May-12, 05:29
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Chuck Norris has donated 4 kidneys, 2 livers, and 3 hearts. None his own.
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xapper_5150
21-May-12, 05:30
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Chuck Norris doesn't fold paper airplanes, he folds airplanes into paper.
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xapper_5150
21-May-12, 06:29
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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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xapper_5150
21-May-12, 06:30
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the
dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
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xapper_5150
21-May-12, 06:37
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Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
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xapper_5150
21-May-12, 06:38
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We all know the magic word is please. As in the sentence, "Please don't kill me." Too bad Chuck
Norris doesn't believe in magic.
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xapper_5150
21-May-12, 06:40
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A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in
fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you
park there.
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