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srpen
11/12/2004
12:51:35
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 Subject: Pawn Stars 12: I fought the Pawn and the Pawn won
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I hope somebody, and yes I'm looking at you future-proof , is compiling all the mixed drink recipes from the last forum into a handy laminated reference card for keeping behind the bar, and it could also be included as a free gift with the next edition of Pawn Stars International Pub Crawls. Yes I'm still looking at you future-proof , and I'll take a wallet-size version please. Anyway, new forum here people. Take this down, I want to see less beer swilling, more drink mixing, more Lisbon, more Midori, less "matosinhos" (whatever that is), less shame, and much less Shane. And would it be too much to ask for some more ice over here??
yours, etc. TEAM COACH srpen
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bergil
11/12/2004
15:12:24
[ report this post ] | You can't have too much of a good thing
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Sex on the beach
15mls Black Raspberry liqueur
15mls Midori
15mls Vodka
30mls Pineapple juice
Stir with ice and strain top with cranberry juice
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bergil
11/12/2004
15:56:41
[ report this post ] | To all in Sydney
Message:
If you are interested in over the board chess. The Fairfield RSL is holding our annual summer cup, with $2500 up for grabs. 1st $650, 2nd $400, 3rd $300. Plus 4 other Divisional prizes 1st $120, 2nd $80, 3rd $60 all up 17 prizes over the entry fee. All welcome full details me or NSW chess Association web page
bergil
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leo_london
11/12/2004
16:10:41
[ report this post ] | Leave Sydney
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alone bergil. Leave that sort of thing to those navy guys.
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bergil
11/12/2004
17:05:05
[ report this post ] | Listen or Read ??
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People in the navy are always bending over to look in a barrel for a golden rivet, they find one but not in the bucket. Please that is the biggest reason not to be a navy loser. Leave Sydney are you mad, the greatest city in the world.Anyone from the U.K would join the navy just to leave the place. lol
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gru88y
11/12/2004
22:21:15
[ report this post ] | oh drink recipes
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Make mine a Mudflap
2 shots vodka
3 shots Baileys
1 can coke
1 spoon/spork/finger
chuck it all into a pint glass and drink as fast as pissible as it tends to go all lumpy rather quickly.
(hence the need for a spoon)
Sydney was the best place to be on the 22nd November, 2003.
i thanky you.
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xena
11/12/2004
22:44:19
[ report this post ] | Sydney's Mate
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Er.. Bergil, I don't think you really got Leo's 'joke' there, but I'm pleased that you and Sydney are getting on so well. It's heartwarming to see such a happy couple and we do wish you all the best. I guess you and him will be leading the parade at the next Mardi Gras?
Also, I look away for just ONE second and I miss a knock-out, drag-down Portuguese Milk Fight ( see previous forum). I'm just devastated. Incidentally, the only time I'll drink milk is if it's got in Kahlúa it:
'Mudslide'
30ml Kahlúa,
30ml Irish Cream Liqueur,
30ml Vodka,
Ditto milk or cream,
Ice cubes.
Pour the Kahlúa, Irish Cream and Vodka over a short glass with ice. Top with Cream or full-cream milk.
Repeat until sloshed.
Fall over.
CAPTAIN xena
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xena
11/13/2004
00:19:05
[ report this post ] | Ashtually..
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I thinksh that should, maybe, perhaps, be pour INTO a short glass or a shot glass or like, whatever. Dish you know it's hard to type straight when you're totally sloshed? *hic*
Captain Shena
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pawncrusader
11/13/2004
03:02:24
[ report this post ] | Milk
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I guess that puts you in the macho group, Queeny.
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xena
11/13/2004
06:14:16
[ report this post ] | I guess
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:-)
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gru88y
11/13/2004
08:50:23
[ report this post ] | isn't...
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...Kahlúa a bit of a girlie drink, which was made famous by that god awful film about bowling and
cutting off toes? I think it was called The Big Bukowski or some such. (awaits the patter of little
fingers on keys)
Now this is a real drink for men
E&T (a la Kuwait)
2 parts Ethanol (can be purchased from any optician in the middle east in 2lt containers)
6 parts water
6 parts tonic
1 slice of lemon
Mix the ethanol with the water and store in various places around the home which you hope the
police will not be able to locate. Mix with tonic and slice as and when required and hope you don't
go blind.
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bergil
11/13/2004
12:02:40
[ report this post ] | The captains drink?
Message:
Kick in the balls
30mls Coruba rum
30mls Midori 15mls Coconut cream
30mls Orange juice
30mls Fresh cream
plus two rockmelon balls marinated in rum
Shake and serve
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abegtrup
11/13/2004
15:38:07
[ report this post ] | Social Dude's choice of poission...
Message:
Tennessee Smooth
Two parts Jack Daniels
One part ice.
Serve in a glass, by a southern belle.
Take two of each, and call the doctor in the morning. ;)
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120kz
11/13/2004
20:19:34
[ report this post ] | 120kz popin
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A shot of tequlia add a little bite of 7 up or sprite, give it a bang off the old table and watch it fizz, ready to drink.
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leo_london
11/15/2004
08:38:28
[ report this post ] | Where
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is everyone ?..all nursing hangovers ? Welcome back abegtrup. Can we change the subject now..all this drink talk is making me ill.
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bergil
11/15/2004
17:13:25
[ report this post ] | What a differance a little bird can make
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I can't get over the transformation that has come over Chelsea since signing that Dutchman Robin. Not forgetting your new manager. They look EPL champions to me, but x-mas will tell. Finally got something to roar about Leo.
bergil "the voice of common sense and reason"
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leo_london
11/15/2004
17:48:01
[ report this post ] | bergil
Message:
The defence has been rock-solid from the start though, only 5 goals conceded in 18 games ( incl. CL games ) Robben does look great so far, needs to be after all the money that was wasted on Crespo, Mutu etc last season.
Changing sports, we have the Springboks on saturday..then your lot (the Wallabies) the saturday after. Would really like to get tickets, not much chance though.
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srpen
11/16/2004
01:32:03
[ report this post ] | Oh, gag me with a kitten
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Can we change the subject now... all this football talk is making me ill.
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leo_london
11/16/2004
05:04:39
[ report this post ] | OK coach
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I thought the main reasons for a trip to the Netherlands were, sex, drugs, drink and football. We have covered two of them, well not much football...any thoughts on the others ? Oh I forgot the tulips and dykes...must be a joke there somewhere ?
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bgscot
11/16/2004
07:31:56
[ report this post ] | Bergil's new clock
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Bergil, proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night, led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong.
"What's that big brass gong?" one of the guests asked.
"It's not a gong. It's a talking clock," the astonishingly drunken Bergil replied.
"A talking clock? Seriously? asked his astonished friend.
"Yup," replied the staggering Bergil.
"How's it work?" the 2nd guest asked, squinting at it.
"Watch," the drunk replied. He picked up a hammer, gave it an ear- shattering pound and fell to the floor in a drunken heap. For a moment there is nothing but the reverb of the fading gong.
Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed: "HEY YOU BASTARD!!! it's ten past three in the morning!"
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srpen
11/16/2004
11:01:35
[ report this post ] | You may be right...
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...leo, I'm not sure. Anybody ever made it past the first one?
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leo_london
11/16/2004
11:25:38
[ report this post ] | probably..
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sampling one of the vices leads to the others. I have spent a few interesting weekends in Amsterdam, purely window shopping of course. Must be the only place with a museum devoted to sex, plus cafes selling cannabis cakes.
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bergil
11/16/2004
18:14:33
[ report this post ] | What do ya want ta be, a walla wallaby
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The Wallaby's are playing so poorly at the moment that the all blacks could smash us. Unless it was a world cup that is. Speaking of which, How is it every monkey in England brings up the world cup of Rugby. Just cause they win something since 66. They think they are a sporting nation or something
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abegtrup
11/16/2004
20:23:22
[ report this post ] | No, this isn't about the Team Rivalry Tournament
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Pawn Star GK Tourney Participation Update
The 21st Game Knot Tourney has started!
(while I was out of town...
so this update is a bit late in coming to you all,
but hey, better later than never!)
Those of us brave enough to enter the tourney deserve a bit of cheering, so pick your
favorites and start a fan club, or send them encouragements, or hunt down and dispose of
their competition - your choice. =)
Pawn Stars fighting in the 21st GK Tourney:
Intermediate Division [Rnd 1]
arikan - section #17
tamer68 - sec. #330
jenpoj - s. #468
Casual Division [Rnd 1]
msidhu - s. #68
mad4mosa - s. #73
orluzze - s. #187
francie - s. #262
Pawn Stars still alive and well in other GK tourneys:
(for those of you still cheering/keeping score...)
santachess Tourney #20; Expert Division; Round 1; Section 2
iceonfire Tourney #18; Intermediate Division; Round 2; Section 37
[and those awaiting their current round to start:]
120kz - Rnd 3!!!!! - Casual Division; Tourney #18
jenpoj - Rnd 2 - Intermediate Div.; Tour. #19
vcxz - Rnd 2 - Intermediate; T #19
tamer68 - Rnd 2 - Intermediate; T #19
abegtrup - Rnd 2 - Expert; T #19
msidhu - Rnd 2 - Casual; T #20
future-proof - Rnd 2 - Intermediate; T #20
iceonfire - Rnd 2 - Intermediate; T #20
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abegtrup
11/16/2004
20:28:20
[ report this post ] | If you should be on the list, but aren't...
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You need to let me know if you were inadvertantly left off the list. Especially you newer guys,
who might be in earlier tourneys, that I don't know about. Usually I send this out as a
message to everyone, but just this once I figured we'd make it all nice and formatted for
prosperity's sake. =)
Anyway, I recommend cheering on some of those who've made it into the higher rounds. It
can be quite exciting - and quite a morale booster for the player!
Good luck all!
- Social Director Dude (abegtrup)
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abegtrup
11/16/2004
20:50:51
[ report this post ] | Since I've been gone...
Message:
I haven't had a chance to really flood the forums. For those of you who are really new,
S.W.M.B.O. use to make me keep my own threads for facts and the unique brandish humor
that we Pawn Stars can generate... of course now, with the standards so low, we really only
need the one...
So here's a general Social Dude update:
We're winning all the intramural tournaments: (well duh..!)
Xena Invitational gameknot.com/mt.pl?id=3857
Pawn-on-Pawn gameknot.com/mt.pl?id=3759
We're doing very well in all of the single-team rivalry tournaments:
VB-XXXX vs The Prawnies gameknot.com/mt.pl?id=4439
Jeffrey's Tournament of Losers gameknot.com/mt.pl?id=4760
It's really too early to tell in the massive Team Rivalry Tourney,
although if you're interested, scroll 2/3's down the page to where the divisions are
hyperlinked... gameknot.com/fmsg/chess4/781.shtml
But what really is important (and hence all in ORANGE) is,
The Postcards From The Edge Campaign
www.pawnstars.org/socialdude/the_stuff/PostcardsEdge.htm
(you'll have to cut-&-paste this link into your browser...)
I've received seven more cards during my absence - which I promise to get up soon. Those of
you who haven't yet sent one in - need to. I'll repeat all the hype/instructional text below, but
don't (please don't) let the random Game Knot jokers send in more cards than ourselves!!!
- Social Dude
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abegtrup
11/16/2004
20:54:38
[ report this post ] | ...general Social Dude...
Message:
did anyone notice I accidently promoted myself in that last post? =)
--
POSTCARDS FROM THE EDGE CAMPAIGN
Pawn Stars,
We want you to send in a postcard!
It's up to you as to what it should look like and what it should say, but hopefully it will have a
bit of taste, and reek of your personality! We're gonna collect 'em, scan 'em and post 'em to
our website! That way, our eternal rivals will know we're not just make-believe electronic
pixie dust, but a real presence out there in the world - just waiting to close in! =)
PAWN STARS
PO Box 218144
Nashville, TN 37221-8144
USA
There's no need for return addresses or anything, so all your secret identities will be secure,
and you will be able to continue fighting crime as super heroes/villains, if that's your
preference.
Make sure to get them in soon! The first round of entries (from Pawn Star and random Game
Knot people alike) have hit the official Pawn Star website.
www.pawnstars.org/socialdude/the_stuff/PostcardsEdge.htm
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bgscot
11/17/2004
05:31:27
[ report this post ] | Stuck in the fence.
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Shortly after being crushed by the Pawnstars a dejected Bergil and Rupert29 went for a walk through the countryside. Shortly thereafter they discover a sheep with its head stuck in a fence. Rupert29 immediately runs over and has his way with the sheep. He looks at Bergil who is staring at him and says "Sorry mate, do ya wanna go too?" After a moment of hesitation Bergil says "Alright," walks over to the fence, looks back at Rupert29 and asks "Do I have to put my head in the fence?"
This is a terrible example of how a crushing defeat by the Pawnstars can drive rival teams to acts of depravity. We should resolve to go easier on our opponents from here on out.
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bergil
11/17/2004
05:45:08
[ report this post ] | That's a bloody outrage
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We are two Aussies not Kiwi's
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rupert29
11/17/2004
12:55:34
[ report this post ] | What defeats are you on about
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Sorry bgscot, but I'm not sure what you're talking about re: defeats.
AND you are the sheep farmer....
It seems your guilty conscience has got the better of you, need we say more?
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abegtrup
11/17/2004
13:41:36
[ report this post ] | at least he doesn't have a squirrel fetish...
Message:
Very sneaky nights...
actually, has anyone else noticed that bergil's not even on a team anymore? No wonder
he's spending so much time on OUR team forum.
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bgscot
11/17/2004
13:46:12
[ report this post ] | Helping hand.
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Rupert29 I don't know what you've been told, but I swear I was just helping those sheep over the fence!
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bergil
11/17/2004
16:21:26
[ report this post ] | Hmm vs Pawn Stars
Message:
I have play 3 games against you rowdy bunch of monkeys. 2 team games against jenpoj 2 wins for the good guys and one against bgscot also a win for our hero. So far I have not felt that crushing defeat yet
bergil "The voice of common sense and reason"
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leo_london
11/17/2004
16:38:37
[ report this post ] | I have been told
Message:
that is the reason the Welsh farmers wear those wellington boots, they tuck the sheep's hind legs in to stop them getting away. Mind you, there are some very cute sheep around, plus..they never ask to be taken out, they dont expect talk after sex, and they have their own fur coats.
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xena
11/17/2004
20:08:04
[ report this post ] | Sheepish
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Well really guys...how disgusting! Well done. Although, being a Kiwi, I have heard those 'jokes' before %-) Btw Leo, you really should get out more....don't you know that sheep don't have fur? (duuuuh)
xena (The Voice Of Uncommon Sense)
PS. If I didn't know any better, I would say bergil really wants to be on our team :-)
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bgscot
11/18/2004
05:36:29
[ report this post ] | Wha' da deal?
Message:
Who wouldn't want to be a Pawnstar?.. the pride and envy of gameknot.
From what I hear bergil has always wanted to be magician, though according to rupert29 he's not very good. From what I'm told bergil was recently in a sauna with rupert29 (recovering from a virgorous Chess Tourney) and confessed his undying love of magic. Rupert29, being sort of excitable, insisted on seeing a trick. Bergil, always the voice of common sense, said, "I can't show you a trick now, we're in the sauna and all I have is this towel." Rupert was apparently very insistent and finally bergil gave in. bergil said,"Alright turn around and grab you're ankles". Rupert, while sceptical, complied. Bergil said, "alright, now do you feel my thumb in your patoocus?". Rupert responded, rather surprised, "As a matter of fact I do." To this, bergil yelled "Tahh! Daah! Magic!" and waived this thumbs infront to ruperts face.
The moral of the story: While possibly pawnstar material don't let bergil show you any magic tricks.
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abegtrup
11/18/2004
15:35:15
[ report this post ] | If anyone is still reading after that last post...
Message:
19th GK Tourney
Intermediate Division - Round 2 has begun!
vcxz - section #75
tamer68 - section #112
jenpoj - section #119
---
And now, the story of
How jeffreydot met his jeffreysparrot,
and became a one-eyed pirate for the US Navy...
"Hey, bartender," said rupert29, sitting at the bar. "What kind of bird is that sitting on the
perch?"
"Oh," says future-proof, the bartender, "that's a Crunchy Bird!"
"I never heard of a Crunchy Bird," says rupert29.
"Just watch," says future-proof. He takes a newspaper off the bar and throws it down on
the floor, then he turns to the bird and says, "Crunchy Bird, my paper!" The bird swoops down
and attacks the newspaper. He rips it to shreds until there's nothing left but tiny pieces of
confetti.
"Wow," says rupert29, "can I try?"
"Be my guest," future-proof replies.
Rupert29 takes off his shoe and puts it on the bar and says, "Crunchy Bird, my shoe!" The
bird flies down off the perch and picks the shoe up with his beak. He slams the shoe down on
the bar and starts attacking it. In no time, the shoe is reduced to nothing but a few pieces of
leather and a shoelace. Then the bird flies back to his perch behind the bar.
Suddenly a rough looking sailor (jeffreydot) walks into the bar. He yells, "Gimme a drink
NOW!"
He looks around the bar snarling and yells at the patrons, "What the Hell are you clowns
looking at?" The bar is completely silent.
Jeffreydot notices the bird and says, "What the Hell kind of stupid looking bird is that?"
"That's a Crunchy Bird," says bartender future-proof.
Jeffreydot laughs and yells, "Crunchy Bird, my eye!"
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bergil
11/19/2004
06:48:41
[ report this post ] | Who is the biggest loser?
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Jefferydot or someone who loses to him? and what do you call that person?
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apastpawn
11/19/2004
09:41:33
[ report this post ] | OH! OH! OH!
Message:
I know: "The Losest".
Of course the parrot is a Navy Loser also. Two losers don't make anything.
Your Sea-Daddy
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leixoessc
11/19/2004
11:04:26
[ report this post ] | hey ladies, listen...
Message:
dont u all think its a littlle sad to be talkin about someone that hasnt written anything for awhile. you all look llike some gossip old ladies that have nothing better else to do then to be talkin crap behind somebody else´s back. GET A LIFE!
respect the NAVYY LOSERS leader, ladies.
I will be around
NAVY LOSERS
NAVY LOSERS
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leo_london
11/19/2004
12:55:05
[ report this post ] | leixoessc
Message:
Great to see you back !....Who's turn is it in the barrel now shipmate ?
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bergil
11/19/2004
16:46:23
[ report this post ] | Only a navy loser would
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Confuse men as women, This denial is a built in defence for their homo-sexuality. Which is fine if thet are consenting adults
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leixoessc
11/20/2004
08:09:22
[ report this post ] | to lady bergil...
Message:
it seems u been kicked out of your team. maybe they found out something about u that they didnt liked.maybe thyey are not very tolerant. perhaps they found out that u like to wear long dresses. or they didnt like the fact that you wore pink t-shirts. or maybe because u liked to flirt with malle members of your teams. you were the 1 to tallk about homo-sexuality. maybe you are trying to find someone. watch out pawrnstars he is being hanging out a lot in your forum lately. maybe he is on the hunt.
i willl be around
NAVY LOSERS
NAVY LOSERS
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leixoessc
11/20/2004
08:09:22
[ report this post ] | to lady bergil...
Message:
it seems u been kicked out of your team. maybe they found out something about u that they didnt liked.maybe thyey are not very tolerant. perhaps they found out that u like to wear long dresses. or they didnt like the fact that you wore pink t-shirts. or maybe because u liked to flirt with malle members of your teams. you were the 1 to tallk about homo-sexuality. maybe you are trying to find someone. watch out pawrnstars he is being hanging out a lot in your forum lately. maybe he is on the hunt.
i willl be around
NAVY LOSERS
NAVY LOSERS
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pawncrusader
11/20/2004
15:52:12
[ report this post ] | That's it
Message:
'Confuse men as women, This denial is a built in defence for their homo-sexuality.' This leixoes seems a little too much interested in proving his manhood. This transfer of his dreams and fantasies to others is a clear evidence of one who isn't able to assume his tendencies, who desperately tries to hide something. Or, as someone said, is eager for his turn in the barrel.
Nevertheless, what could one expect from a proud loser...
I will be around (...but, what the hell, I am supposed to be around on my team's forum)
PAWNSTARS
PAWNSTARS
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leixoessc
11/20/2004
16:09:25
[ report this post ] |
Message:
bebe leitinho que isso passa
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pawncrusader
11/20/2004
16:20:15
[ report this post ] | e é mau?
Message:
Meu caro bebado, como já mostrei, não sou eu que tem complexos por beber leite.
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leixoessc
11/20/2004
16:52:41
[ report this post ] |
Message:
im sorry i didnt know lady bergil was your girlfriend.
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pawncrusader
11/20/2004
16:54:52
[ report this post ] | I'll say it again, slowly now
Message:
'Confuse men as women, This denial is a built in defence for their homo-sexuality.' This leixoes seems a little too much interested in proving his manhood. This transfer of his dreams and fantasies to others is a clear evidence of one who isn't able to assume his tendencies, who desperately tries to hide something. Or, as someone said, is eager for his turn in the barrel.
Nevertheless, what could one expect from a proud loser...
I will be around (...but, what the hell, I am supposed to be around on my team's forum)
PAWNSTARS
PAWNSTARS
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pawncrusader
11/20/2004
17:37:49
[ report this post ] | I must confess:
Message:
An old cowboy went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his Whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"
He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life on the ranch, herding horses, mending fences, and branding cattle, so I guess I am."
She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. As I watch TV, or even eat, I think about women. Everything seems to make me think about women."
The two sat sipping in silence. A short time later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"
He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian."
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xena
11/20/2004
20:58:47
[ report this post ] | *Snort*
Message:
At last a joke that I actually found a bit amusing. So, on that note, thus ends the latest forum. I haven't started the next one yet because I'm wracking my brain(s) for a title right now. Do not fear... I will come up with something brilliant (I think) See you all over there..wherever 'there' is.
CAPTAIN XENA
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