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roxanol
11/13/2004
20:56:27
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 Subject: Dangerous Toys is growing!! **COME JOIN**
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Team Dangerous Toys is growing!!! If you are looking for a team to join, please give us a look-see. We are a team that is looking for players of all levels. We care not if you are ratred 1100 or 2400. We care not if you are winning or losing games. We only care that you are having fun while playing Chess for the team.
Feel free to send me a message if you have any questions or comments.
Michael
(roxanol)
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xena
11/15/2004
05:34:10
[ report this post ] | I'd join..
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...but I all ready have a team. So if you want to join a Nearly-World-Class team with the coolest website, and a forum full of alcoholic recipes, sign up with us The Pawn Stars. Registered members especially welcome. We'd also particularly like a Russian to join...just so we can say we have one. So if you're Russian, and a bit mad, please drop me a line. We'll do lunch or something. :-)
CAPTAIN xena
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leo_london
11/15/2004
08:19:54
[ report this post ] | xena
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I have a Russian fur hat, drink vodka now and then, read War and Peace and Crime and Punishment...can I claim a free lunch ?
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xena
11/15/2004
13:58:48
[ report this post ] | Comrade Leo
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I never said I was paying did I ? :-)
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roxanol
11/16/2004
22:27:14
[ report this post ] | Your invited too
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Xena, are you still upset with me for not being able to obey you? Or is it because I did not have enough money to join your fanclub?? Please don't be mad, I promise to join your fanclub as soon as I get the money and I promise to obey you from now on!!
BTW... there is always a spot for you on my world class team. All you have to do is allow me into your fan club for free.
:)
Michael
roxanol
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xena
11/16/2004
23:32:40
[ report this post ] | Well yes,
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...when I send out a team challenge, I DEMAND that it be accepted. Xena must not be denied. As I told you, thanks to your grovelly explanatory message, I was willing to let you go unpunished this time ...but don't do it again.
I'm sorry *snort* that you're too strapped for cash to join my Fan Club, but that's just way too bad. You'll just have to save up like everyone else...stay away from the poker machines for a start. There's no such thing as a free lunch you know? ( see above) If you ever get a half-decent team together though, I might consider you to be one of my Deadly Rivals...that's a really big honour.
Yours, xena ( She Who Must Be Obeyed)
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roxanol
11/16/2004
23:40:45
[ report this post ] | Dear SWMBO
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You are evil and must be destroyed. Such a pity since you are so very beautiful.
GameKnot took all my money. :( but I am currently saving my allowances so that I may someday be a member of your fan club. I was hoping for a free lunch. Darn.
My team looks forword, with honor, for the day we aquire "deadly rival" status with you.
Keep us in mind...
Michael
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roxanol
11/19/2004
14:19:43
[ report this post ] | Oooops!!!
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I think I mis-spelled "forward"? Did I misspell mis-spell too?
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gru88y
11/20/2004
01:20:54
[ report this post ] | my...
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...team is crap,
roxanol, what’s in it for me if I defect?
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xena
11/20/2004
04:49:38
[ report this post ] | Treachery!
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I'm still waiting for the punchline gru88y.
Don't you know that being in The Pawn Stars is like staying at the 'Hotel California'...you can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave :-) *EVIL GRIN*
CAPTAIN xena
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leo_london
11/20/2004
05:01:12
[ report this post ] | xena
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Hotel California ?...more like Guantanamo Bay.
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xena
11/20/2004
07:30:50
[ report this post ] | Right ...
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..that does it. Detention for everyone! There's always a couple that spoil it for everybody else isn't there? Plus gru88y gets 1000 lines, 'I Must Not Run My Team Down In Deadly Rival Forums' Yes gru88y, you are fraternizing with The Enemy. Hang your head in shame and get back in your corral right now!
CAPTAIN SWMBO
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roxanol
11/20/2004
20:03:20
[ report this post ] | Dear gru88y
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Our team is a democratic and free team. There are no dictators here on Dangerous Toys. Our team is by the people and for the people. Defect now! We are a non-extraditing team. We will provide for your safety.
As for ye who is stuck at Guantanamo Bay??? I can't help you with that one.
CAPTAIN roxanol
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gru88y
11/21/2004
01:25:25
[ report this post ] | nice one Leo
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I suppose that is why Abeg, keeps posting pictures of himself in orange.
roxanol, is that the best you can offer? Come on Nutkin over at XXXX has offered way more than
that.
10 PRINT "I Must Not Run My Team Down In Deadly Rival Forums"
20 GOTO 10
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xena
11/21/2004
01:41:03
[ report this post ] | Well I never..
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...so this is the thanks I get for having the best run slave camp in the whole of GK. That's the last time I'm lending you my handbag gru88y.
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gru88y
11/22/2004
08:03:25
[ report this post ] | no...
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the reason (and you know it) why you won't lend me your hand bag again is because I gave it
back to you full of penguin chunder after the boys night out.
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roxanol
11/22/2004
16:50:55
[ report this post ] | I'll get back to you...
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I will take a look at XXXX and get back to you.
10 PRINT "Defect now"
20 GOTO 10
That's all the programming code I know.
SWMBO... IT IS NOT TOO LATE!! Step down now and surrender yourself to me. I will provide for your protection until you are fully integrated as a Dangerous Toy!! You will be protected from all of your previous slaves... gru88y included.
INTEGRATE and CONVERT!!! Resistence is futile!! Become a Dangerous Toy!!
HWWTO!!
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rupert29
11/22/2004
18:09:29
[ report this post ] | Hello
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id=roxanol, I would like to propose an alliance against the Pawn Stars (prawnsters). In fact, all rival teams should unite to destroy the evil doers......
Especially in their current state of unrest and political upheaval!!
xena, your time as SWMBO is limited, it seems....
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abegtrup
11/28/2004
22:17:06
[ report this post ] | Don't listen to rupert - he's a bit nutty ya know
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It's really a sham(e). Me and the boys would have mutinied a long time ago, and started our
own team, but we don't make much on our slave wages... besides, there's a "Please Don't
Behead Me" Tax, and if we aren't around to help make quota, SWMBO might take it out of the
rest of the team's hides! Not that I don't think that would be amusing, but as the Team's
Morale Director I'd be failing miserably at my job...
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