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webb31620
12/08/2004
18:12:35
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 Subject: Southern Chess - Ten Most Fascinating People
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Listen, I contacted Barabara Walters and she just would not listen. I was so disappointed when Tag1153, captain of the Southern Chess Team, was not named as one of the 10 most fascinating people on her ABC Special.
It's time for her to pack her bags,
-Webb
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tag1153
12/08/2004
20:38:55
[ report this post ] | Webb......
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......you have finally stepped outside the boundaries of your tiny little mind. Seek professional help. Soon.
;)
tag1153
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webb31620
12/09/2004
04:06:08
[ report this post ] | Karl Rove...Give me a break
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Come on admit it. You're more facinating that Karl Rove (Personally, I think he's a double agent). I would have put billbristol chicken's above him.
Hey, can't I smoooooze you to try and get some easier match up's?
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tag1153
12/09/2004
21:39:54
[ report this post ] | Here you go Webb........
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To any team captains that may be reading this:
I, tag1153, do hereby request a challenge with ANY team under the following conditions:
1) My player Webb be involved playing an opponent rated no higher than 1400.
2) I will play the opponent of your choosing with a rating no lower than 1800.
3) I am NOT allowed to make any comments to Webb during the match.
4) Webb can taunt me ruthlessly throughout the match.
5) Not only will I engage in this lunacy once, but twice. I also will accept a secondary challenge with any team involving me and any other of my teammates. As long as my teammate gets a fair match, feel free to stick it to me as you see fit.
6) No representation is made about the quality of chess to be played versus other teams on GameKnot.
7) Void where prohibited.
8) California residents add 7% sales tax.
9) 100% RDA of vitamins A, D, and K.
10) Rinse and repeat.
11) Apply twice daily until redness dissipates.
12) Dolphin friendly.
13) 7.5% alcohol by volume.
14) Kid tested, mother approved.
15) Consult physician if nursing.
16) Batteries not included.
17) 15% recycled paper.
18) 4 out of 5 dentists recommend.
19) No artificial coloring or additives.
20) Not to be used in conjunction with any other offers.
I hope this works Webb. I told you I woyld try;)
Thomas
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tag1153
12/09/2004
21:41:30
[ report this post ] | That was brilliant......
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...until I blew it on the word 'would'.......gotta watch my Pinot intake:)
T
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rupert29
12/09/2004
21:53:23
[ report this post ] | For Webb
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If I can provide matches suitable to the terms and conditions stated above, I accept and will challenge. This will be void if more than three (3) days expire with no challenge being issued forthwith.
Please contact me if you require further details.
Regards,
rupert29, captain VB Fourex United
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webb31620
12/10/2004
03:14:19
[ report this post ] | with this added condition
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I'll agree to these terms only if Fight Doctor Bernie Pacheco is ring-side to help score the round....
-Webb
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roxanol
12/11/2004
08:42:40
[ report this post ] | I'll accept
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This sounds like an interesting challenge. Can I play?
Michael
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tag1153
1/04/2005
00:03:54
[ report this post ] | Hey team captains:
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This offer still stands..............
tag1153
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bergil
1/04/2005
04:13:09
[ report this post ] | Webb is right
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Except for spelling her name, Barbara Walters has got to go. With her phoney empathy and banal questions, she should be removed from all programing
"The voice of common sense and reason"
Bergil
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webb31620
1/04/2005
08:22:09
[ report this post ] | Phonetic Spelling
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Ooooops. I spelled it the way it sounds....BAR-A-BRA.
Thanks Burgal for pointing that out.
-Webb
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bergil
1/05/2005
10:43:15
[ report this post ] | Welcome
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Y'all from the south don't be book learning, so's understandable
That's why I'm known as The voice of common sense and reason, and a smart arse
Have a good day
Bergil
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webb31620
1/05/2005
16:03:32
[ report this post ] | Kinkajou Stew
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I ain't got's not book learnin' but...
I can ride a kangaroo (yeah yeah)
Make kinkajou stew (yeah yeah)
But I'm a big disgrace to the aborigine race
My boomerang won't come back
-Webb
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chex123987
1/05/2005
17:56:20
[ report this post ] | Webb and learnin'
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Webb you are just to funny!! I actually come from the North (U.S.) bergil and I am smarter than most of the kids in my classes. So I guess southerners "don't be book learnin'."
Chex
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webb31620
1/05/2005
19:58:58
[ report this post ] | Just who's side are you on????
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Chex:
Be very careful not to ride through the U.G.A. Campus. They will throw a diploma in your car if you leave the any of the windows down.
Just a small word of warning.
-Webb
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utvols1
1/05/2005
20:30:47
[ report this post ] | Chex watch ya doin?
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I think of Ga. I think of pine trees, football, peanuts, carpett outlets, You, Webb and Bill. Dont make no differnce where ya been, just where ya at and where ya goin thats what matters. Oh yeah chickens I think of chickens to.
Allen
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bergil
1/05/2005
21:54:30
[ report this post ] | So you think?
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Well President Bush will be giving English speaking leasons and bring out a dictionary next. I hope and pray your thinking of eating those chickens and nothing else. Chex is clearly on the side of common sense and reason
Bergil
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utvols1
1/06/2005
04:13:16
[ report this post ] | Common sense?
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Now theres somethin that aint no (Book learnins) is goin ta get ya. So I find it hard ta beleive ya got any. Ya aint to smart when it comes understanding dont mess with families, cause yur goin ta have everyone of them up your Kister.
Maybe ya ought ta take some of those book learnins and read up on the Hatfields And Mcoys. You do that and maybe common sense will tell ya leave this family alone. Go on now and listen ta youre ABBA albums and watch yur crock hunter like a good little boy. Crikies!!!
Allen
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webb31620
1/06/2005
04:22:23
[ report this post ] | English Speaking Lessons
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About the only things he could give lessons on in how evade serving in combat and dui's and how to properly inhale cocaine.
-Webb
P.S. Chex-Depending on who your family is...Be very careful driving thru the Yale campus. They will throw a diploma in your car window.
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utvols1
1/06/2005
05:40:18
[ report this post ] | My apoligies bergy
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Sorry ta be such a bad speller and didnt realize how much of youre time it was goin ta take ta correct it.
Allen
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bergil
1/06/2005
07:51:01
[ report this post ] | If you are understood that's enough
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Everyone makes spelling mistakes or typographical errors. Never be sorry for trying to communicate with others, the results however is another matter altogether. The hatfields and McCoys, is that the story of inbred hillbillies families killing each other cause they too stupid to stop the violence and hatred continuing generation after generation?
Bergil "The voice of common sense and reason"
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webb31620
1/06/2005
08:12:03
[ report this post ] | I agree
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Just like the Democrats and Republican's in U.S. Politics....
This has been fun people but the "North Forty" ain't gonna plow itself.
Let me go hook-up the mules.
-Webb
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utvols1
1/06/2005
10:28:02
[ report this post ] | HILLBILLYS
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Thats where youre naive, Hillbillys yes, inbread? Youd have ta show me that. Im a hillbilly and sure aint inbread. And it wasnt that they were to stupid ta stop its they took pride in what was thiers and would protect it at all cost. Ill admit they probally didnt have Harvard degrees.( KEEP YOURE WINDOW ROLLED UP CHEX THEY MAY TOSS ONE OF THOSE IN) But pride and stupity is a fine line. If youre family or land is threatend will you not defend it? and if you do, does this make you stupid? I will agree that we disagree on these matters
Allen
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bergil
1/06/2005
10:58:16
[ report this post ] | So possessions are worth more than a life?
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So that kind of mindless revenge achieves what? a graveyard full of kin, children without parents and parents who lose their children. I'm sorry your not rolling in dough, in-bread. You may be right, that there's no proof of inbreeding. But who wants to marry into such a happy future, where you and your children are targets for murder for being a family member. Pride cometh before a fall, and in their case. The fall of many loved ones. I'm sure it was worth so many lives.
Bergil
P.S What started it?
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chex123987
1/06/2005
12:39:05
[ report this post ] | Gee Y'all
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What's up with all them colleges throwin' diplomas in my car. I'm going to start thinkin' it's y'all doin' it.
Chex
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utvols1
1/06/2005
13:21:42
[ report this post ] | IT WAS OVER A WOMAN
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They didnt like one anothers families but yet two of the opposing family members fell in love, That and passage way of a river. And how can ya be sorry someone is not inbread? Then talk so concerned about life. lol Im glad my fore fathers stood up so I can live as a free man.
Allen
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billbristol
1/06/2005
18:16:37
[ report this post ] | chicken diploma
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i have a chicken diploma,does that count?lol.anyway all my chickens have diplomas at least most of them do.oh yell some of them came from the hills,very scrappy.dont tell tag but some came from huntsville al, very smart chickens from up there,anyway thats my two cents.what we talkin about anyway.lol.wild bill was here.
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bergil
1/06/2005
21:15:48
[ report this post ] | Greed and ego or my version of war & peace
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Randolph McCoy was married to his cousin Sarah, they had 16 kids one died at birth 9 boys 6 girls amonst them Roseanna
Captain William Hatfield was married to Levicy, they had 13 kids 4 girls 9 boys the eldest was Johnson or Johnse
With West Virgina admittance to the union in 1883, And the Hatfields southern sympathizers. He form a guerrilla band known as the Logan Wildcats. who raided up and down the Tug river.
In 1864 Randolph's younger brother Harmon McCoy a union solider returned home with a broken leg. Was warned by Jim Valance Uncle of Capt Hatfield, that he could expect a visit by the Wildcats. And was later found dead.
13 years later, Randolph accuses Floyd Hatfield of stealing a pig took him to court but was found not guilty because of testimony of Bill Staton.
Bill was killed a few months later by Sam & Paris McCoy. Sam was tried but Acquitted at the behest of Capt Hatfield for the sake of peace.
In 1880 Johnse 18 and Roseanna 19 became lovers, she fell pregnant but he didn't marry her. One night the McCoy's took Johnse prisoner. Roseanna relised that he would be killed, warned the Hatfields and got him back.
In 1882 Tolbert, Bud and Pharmer McCoy killed Ellison Hatfield. Three days later the trio were executed by the Hatfields
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utvols1
1/07/2005
03:51:17
[ report this post ] | That Sounds right
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Id forgot about the pig though, Ans it sounds like ya did some research so there was a bit of insest, But not all hillbillys are from insest: Hillbilly is nuthin more than a slang word used for people from those Appalachin mtns. No more than you( I belive ta be from Australia) could be called an Aussie, I beileive? Where did ya find that info? Id like ta read up on it myself.
Allen
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bergil
1/07/2005
07:18:55
[ report this post ] | Here you go
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A number of places on internet but a good summery /article
www.blueridgecountry.com/hatmac/hatmac.html
As usual it was mostly over money and imagined pride or egoes hurt and unthinking revenge and hatred.
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webb31620
1/08/2005
05:37:53
[ report this post ] | Luckenbach Texas
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I did not know that....Wierd Wild Stuff....
Only *thang* I knew about the Hatfields and McCoy's is that their names were used in the Wayland Jennings song, "Luckenbach Texas".
The only two things in life that make it worth livin'
Is guitars that tune good and farm feelin' women
I don't need my name in the marquis lights
I got my song and I got you with me tonight
Maybe it's time we got back to the basics of love
Let's go to Luckenbach Texas with Waylon and Willie and the Boys
This succesful life we're livin' got us feudin' like the Hatfields and McCoys
Between Hank Williams pain songs and Newbury's train songs
And Blue Eyes Crying In The Rain
Out in Luckenbach Texas ain't nobody feelin' no pain
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bergil
1/09/2005
03:14:26
[ report this post ] | How goes the GBH team challenge?
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You mentioned in in pawn star forum that it was a rout, how about aupdate?
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utvols1
1/09/2005
09:36:17
[ report this post ] | STUCK 6-4
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Not much update there.
Allen-Go SOUTHERN CHESS
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tag1153
1/09/2005
16:10:48
[ report this post ] | Just like the Beatles album......
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If you play the album 'The Greatest Hits of Southern Chess' backwards, you will hear the phrase "Thomas is dead...miss him, miss him". He has been gone for a while, and I couldn't begin to tell you where he is. I've simply broken into his house, gone through his sock drawer (as well as his mini bar), and taken control of his PC. Man, this dude sure has a big collection of "chessonography". I'll let you know if I hear from him..............
strangerinthehouse
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chex123987
1/09/2005
17:37:32
[ report this post ] | strangerinthehouse
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How did you get in the house? Did you catch him off guard or what?
Chex
P.S. We sure will miss him. lol It looks like wild bill is going to take over the team. lol
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webb31620
1/09/2005
18:51:25
[ report this post ] | That's a Ronnie Milsap Song!
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"Suspicions lead to questions
And questions to alibis
Is it just my imagination
Or has her love turned into lies
There's a stranger in my house
Somebody's here that I can't see
Stranger in my house"
Since you brought up Ronnie Milsap Songs...Don't you guys just love songs that mention breakfast cereals? Which leads me to my favorite Milsap Tune.
"Pure love, baby it's pure love
Milk and honey and Captain Krunch and you in the morning
Pure love baby it's pure love
Ninety-nine and forty-four one hundreds percent pure love
Pure love You're the picture of pure love
Ninety-nine and forty-four one hundreds percent pure love"
Okay....I'm sorry...Had a little too much *Arbor Mist* tonight. Yes, they were out of *Red Rocket* and *Boones Farm*. Just be glad that I didn't go into my remdetion of Oran "Juice" Jone's, "I saw you and him (and him) Walking in the Rain". "You're without me like Corn Flakes without the milk".
-Webb
P.S.
"Embargo" spelled backwards is "o-grab-me" (from the Who's line commerical)
P.S.S. While your in Thomas' house could go get my August '85 copy of "Grandmaster Skin" magazine that I lent him over a year ago. It's the one with Boris Spassky on the cover and a Centerfold layout of PlayMate Nigel Short....
P.S.S.S. How do you guys get a tag associated to a players name? You know where it's highlighted and you can click on it?
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billbristol
1/09/2005
18:56:27
[ report this post ] | not me take over.........
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tag is doing a great job glad he is my captain.even if he's been gallin around sewing seed lol shall we say lol.gooooo tag,oh yell, be carefull and use a glovewhile playing ball from your chicken friend wild bill......
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tag1153
1/09/2005
19:47:50
[ report this post ] | geez........
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I take a little hiatus and return to find out that this team has degenerated into a ridiculous amalgamation of cheap, tawdry, country music quoting pranksters with overactive imaginations and under-developed genitalia. In other words, business as usual. Nothing has changed. Good job minions. Keep up the fine work.
kingnitwit
aka
thevoicefrombeyondthegrave
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tag1153
1/09/2005
19:55:32
[ report this post ] | PS to chex:
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I've noted a very sarcastic tone to several of your last posts. I'm concerned. Shut it up or I will stunt your growth (or promote you to official Team Smartasss - I haven't decided yet). And the day I turn this team over to chicken wrangler will be the day I shave my head and start sleeping with loose women.........oops.......done that...........
SupremeOmnipotentRulerofSouthernChess
aka
ChexMaster9000
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tag1153
1/09/2005
19:59:15
[ report this post ] | Notice of promotion
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utvols1 has hereby attained the rank of Morale Officer and Chief Executive Vice Chancellor for Making the Captain Laugh. Remember Allen - they will respect the rank, make them respect the man.
webbSTILLsmellsfunny
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utvols1
1/09/2005
20:36:30
[ report this post ] | Postion Excepted Sir!
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Looking foward to my newest task Sir! I will hunt down all evil doers of the boring
people that dont laugh,I will get my feathers out, I will sing, dance, stand on my head drinking water, make baloon aniamals(well maybe not ballon animals) wear a big red nose with big floppy feet, make fun of Webbs smelly ones, I will not sleep till my Capt has laughed. And if all else fails, got a woopie cushion from the seventies. And some great Paul Lynn jokes.
Chief sumthin or another Vice that one thing he said.
Allen
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webb31620
1/10/2005
04:03:55
[ report this post ] | Fake dog poop.
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What about some fake dog poop. I love that one.....
And the peverbial lamp shade on the head.
Webb31620
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utvols1
1/10/2005
08:10:00
[ report this post ] | YEA!
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And one of those arrow through the head things.
Allen- Court Jester
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tag1153
1/12/2005
22:53:54
[ report this post ] | Notice to the team:
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There is an uprising amongst the Pawnstars. We fully support the mutiny led by abegtrup and gru88y. Assist them any way you can. Viva la Resistance! (punch and pie)..............
tag1153
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xena
1/12/2005
23:28:13
[ report this post ] | Sorry to tell yer this...
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...but there is no uprising. The 'Swinish Multitude' and Co are always playing up like this. They soon come running back when they find out no one else wants them.
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abegtrup
1/12/2005
23:57:17
[ report this post ] | mind her not... I wrote a song about it...
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Punch and pie?!
I've from the South, and I know it's all about the Jack and Rye!
Join the fun... gameknot.com/fmsg/chess5/1934.shtml
We've got line-dancing...
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webb31620
1/13/2005
00:01:35
[ report this post ] | Tea in the harbor
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Rumor around town is that gru88y and abegtrup are running around dressed as Native American Indians.
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sansman
2/04/2005
11:22:19
[ report this post ] | BABA WALTERS
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What say we replace Babs with Rosana Rosana Dana
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bergil
2/04/2005
18:06:50
[ report this post ] | Replace her
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with anyone's backside and it will speak less crap and have less wrinkles but may have a big blue vein which make up will have to deal with.
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webb31620
2/05/2005
15:42:32
[ report this post ] | If I were going to replace her...
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my top choices would be Kylie Monogue or Boy George.
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bergil
2/05/2005
21:12:57
[ report this post ] | Please Klyie
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Yes replace her with Klyies arse, I'll watch that all day
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