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xena
12/09/2004
04:26:54
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 Subject: Little Pawn Shop Of Horrors: Pre-Christmas Sale
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Welcome all to our first Pawn Stars Christmas Social Forum. The title was originally quite a bit longer but I was prevented by the Powers-That-Be from fitting it all in. This yawning gap in cyberspace or whatever it is, shall now be home to our first Politically -Correct -Non- Specific -Slightly -Festive- Occasion. As you can see we cater for all...er...tastes (excepting gru88y)
Entry is by invitation only (see below)
Note: No Portuguese Gate Crashers allowed
OFFICIAL INVITATION
Time: Sometime in the next week (don't be late, I hate that)
Place: Right here
Theme: Come dressed as something starting with 'W' or 'X' (not repeat NOT as Xena, that's been done) Do NOT come as 'Storm' from the 'X-Men' either, I've got dibs on that.
Bring a date, if you can find one. If you can't one will be provided at no extra cost providing he (Rupert) hasn't been snapped up by someone else in the meantime.
Cover Charge: nominal (you don't think I do all this for free do you?)
Additional Note: There is no VB on the premises.
Now excuse me, I have to go and finish decorating the place...
CAPTAIN xena
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abegtrup
12/09/2004
13:23:36
[ report this post ] | Social Dude's coming as a Xenophobe!!!
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Couldn't be more appropriate for a backwards, crazy, upside down X-mas party than for
Social Dude to come as a X enophobe!
I will however be bringing a date...
(RSVP -> abegtrup party of 2)
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gru88y
12/09/2004
16:40:04
[ report this post ] | may I
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come as a XXXX and bring my new team captain?
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bergil
12/09/2004
19:51:43
[ report this post ] | No don't do it
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you will be yellow and red and smell like urine... hmm unless you change, that your normal appearance. Go for a new look gru88y.
Hey nice digs Xena good job, is there somewhere for leo_london to crash when he gets hammered?
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rupert29
12/09/2004
20:34:09
[ report this post ] | RSVP
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I will be attending, but I will be bringing a slab of VB stubbies, hope you don't mind. I think gru88y and I are coming (as in arriving, you lot with dirty minds *bergil*) together, but I'll have to double check that.
I will also be making a speech on behalf of the VB XXXX United team, if that's ok? Will I win a prize? Is Santa coming? Should I bring some chairs?
I'll also be bringing the Squirrel suit, wrapped up in an old VB box, for abegtrup.
Cheerio, I look forward to catching up and having a drink.
rupert29
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rupert29
12/09/2004
20:42:20
[ report this post ] | Oh, I forgot..
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I'm dressing up as a xeno wupert, a strange (or foreign) type of rupert. Perhaps it's an Australian Native Squirrel?? Must be quite rare.
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bergil
12/09/2004
20:49:52
[ report this post ] | Hey What gives
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You and gru88y aren't in the navy, so two men can accompany each other without anyone thinking your bed fellows. What's wrong with you?
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xena
12/09/2004
23:29:03
[ report this post ] | Political Advise
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Oh what a pleasant surprise! I thought gru88y would come as an X-rated video...I quite misjudged the boy. Bergil is right, Rupert and gru88y can be each other's dates..this is a Politically Correct Event after all.
I do have somewhere for Leo to crash...it's called The Floor. It's that big flat thing that you're all standing on. I doubt he'll show though (teknikul diffy cultys still, I believe) but if he does, do NOT call him a Passed-Out-Pish-Head or similar.. he is a Consciously-Challenged-Horizontally-Inclined-Person and we will avert our eyes and step politely over him.
Also if any of The New Guys are looking in ( I bet you are :-) please use this opportunity to post something ...just to say 'hi' if you like. You don't have to say anything earth-shattering... Goddess knows we don't.
Excuse me again now, but I have to go finish my avocado and sun-dried tomato dip. gru88y put his fingers in the first batch and The Health Department will around any minute to shut this party down.
xena
PS. Yes you may make a speech Rupert. Santa is not coming. I have chairs.
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harveyb
12/10/2004
07:38:29
[ report this post ] | leo_london
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Hi all, just dropped in to catch up with the forum posts. I am glad to see that the level of debate is being continued at our usual low standards. My computer is still out of action, hoping to have it back next week sometime. Staying with my son this weekend, will leave my games postponed though. Save me a Xmas drink xena, and some Twiglets. cheese footballs etc.....that space on the floor will be fine, as long as there is a nice fry up in the morning.
Best wishes
leo
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bgscot
12/10/2004
09:13:00
[ report this post ] | Best wishes and...
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Have a very happy disfunctional family binge drinking holiday event of your choice. While I shock myself in saying this, I actually hold most of you in high regard. I look forward to your wisdom, guidance and extraordinarily poor taste in future.
I for one resolve that in the new year I will strive to not be such a knob. This will, of course, be a huge challenge for me (the first step is admitting you have a problem). My second resolution is to try not to lose my pants as frequently and minimizing my drinking. I expect this to be a huge challenge as well, but, something has to be done after the most recent Turkey Incident. I am curious as to whether the rest of you have resolutions for the coming Year of the Avocado. I have several good suggestions if any of you are stretched for ideas.
With sincerest best wishes, Merry Christmas.
Brad.
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roxanol
12/10/2004
17:56:27
[ report this post ] | RSVP
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OK here is my chance to finally find out what RSVP stands for. Does anyone know??
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xena
12/10/2004
23:40:04
[ report this post ] | RSVP to the RSVP
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Do want a silly answer or a silly answer roxonal? Here's the real answer; it stands for 'Répondez s'il vous plait' which is French for 'hurry up and let me know if you're turning up or not, so I know how much of the good booze I have to hide'...very loosely translated you realize.
Also, there has been quite a bit of speculation of late about who will be my lucky date for this event.You can stop whispering amongst yourselves now, all is about to be revealed. Rupert has been put forward as a possibility..but not by me I hasten to add *looks sideways at roxanol* Don't know quite what he was thinking there. Anyway, far be it from me to deprive gru88y of his first choice so I will, therefore, be attending this soiree with Coach. With a nod to my New Zealand heritage (and to the letter 'W') he will be attending as my whaiàipo. Which he is. I know you're all scrambling for a Maori translation site right now...best of luck to ya :-)
Kia ora xena
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orluzze
12/11/2004
01:00:48
[ report this post ] | George W Orluzze
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I'll come, wearing condy's knickers.
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drcheese
12/11/2004
01:13:59
[ report this post ] | merry xmas from trampo claus
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www2.b3ta.com/merrychristmas/
www.binaryshadow.com/movies/DUIstop.wmv
dearest stars tis with much love and the sound of santas reindeers bells jingling in my soured heart that i wish all of my fello pawns stars a lovely lovely xmas time wherever you may be full of gush and more gush, with a few little videos from my friend trampo claus and a caution to you drunk drivers out there, there are some nasty nasty policewomen out there
lots of cheese xx
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vcxz
12/11/2004
02:56:18
[ report this post ] | Happy Holiday
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It's the time of the year for fun and good cheer
So Happy Holidays to all
May the New Year be better than the last.
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gru88y
12/11/2004
05:01:46
[ report this post ] | xena
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So whaiàipo is the night po then?
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glorified_monkey
12/11/2004
11:22:23
[ report this post ] | Happy..er..Time of Year
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I will be attending as a wasted monkey,my costume will be not unlike my everyday attire but will have the added feature of me being wasted:)
Happy Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwaanza and Whatever Other holidays there may be that are so abscure that neither I nor the rest of the population have never heard of them (you always have to allow for that possibility)
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srpen
12/11/2004
13:15:58
[ report this post ] | Season's Greetings and See You In Hell
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No I am not a late arrival, there are no late arrivals as the doors were locked, and chained, punctually at eight. I was just hiding back there behind the... well never mind what I was doing. *ahem* what I'm actually here to say is that you may have thought it passed unnoticed, but it didn't, or better said, it did, but the point is, I noticed it now and I'm saying it now. On November 15th (last), jasogold played the Pawn Stars' 2000th (two thousandth) game, against herasol (for the ultimate hold) of Kuda Hitam @ Indonesia. Or, possibly, against sosgambit of Brothers in Arms, because I may have counted wrong, but luckily he finished a bunch of games that day so chances are pretty good. I would also like to point out that he won. Unless it was against sosgambit, in which case he lost. But either way, tonight we present jasogold with a special award, just come forward and collect it, it's behind the, um... look, well, maybe it would be best if you just follow me.
Meanwhile, I wish you all the best for the holidays and want to encourage you to get out there and win our next 2000th game.
PS. close but no cigar is just a cigar gru88y, actually that's the "knight po."
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mad4mosa
12/12/2004
03:29:06
[ report this post ] | x mas party
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i will be attending as Winston churchill my date will be adolf hitler he is my b**** 4 the night and u r all welcome 2 use and abuse him all i ask is u make a small contribtion to xena for organising this wonderful event
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glorified_monkey
12/12/2004
19:52:26
[ report this post ] | Congratulations...
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Jasogold, and good luck collecting your prize behind the.... er....Congratulations!!!
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roxanol
12/12/2004
21:45:05
[ report this post ] | Am I
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invited?
roxanol
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xena
12/12/2004
22:14:53
[ report this post ] | But of course...
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...you are. I left you an gilt-edged invitation in your forum...didn't you get it? :-)
All Eternal Rivals are invited..even the Belgian Ones.
I must say I'm really pleased that we are getting such a good turn out for this occasion. I'm ..um ..happy, but just a little bit concerned, to see that The Home For The Tragically Insane has let mad4mosa and his imaginary pal out for the holidays. Hang on a sec...I'll just get a chair for Adolf.. there ya go mate..can't have you running around in here can I? You might get behind the ...er...and that's not allowed. I'll just take those scissors off you there Mad..didn't your mother ever tell you not to run with them? Coach will get you a drink if you like...how much Lithium do you want in that? Quite a bit I should imagine? Btw, seeing how this is our first Warrior Princess Xmas Wing-Ding, I do have a speech but I'll save it until you're all here. arikan, for one, tells me he will drop by shortly. Hey!.. can someone get mad4mosa down from the chandelier...I don't want it dropping on Leo. It could just be enough to wake him up.
Oh, I have to go again and keep an eye on gru88y..he's doing something very weird with the fetta triangles and bergil...put those down gru88y!..now!!!
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tag1153
12/12/2004
23:33:34
[ report this post ] | Marry me Xena????
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Or at the very least let's fill up the kids pool with vanilla pudding and wrestle Grecko-Roman style..............Greetings one and all! I come bearing a case of Scotch, whipits for everyone, and my own demented yet rapier-like wit. After a highly successful karaoke demonstration over at the VBXXXX BBQ, I have accepted Xena's most gracious invitation to entertain you all here. Isn't she a hottie? (no, I'm not sweet-talking her, I'm stalking her - there IS a difference). Anyway, for my first song, I've chosen my own adaptation of this Christmas classic:
Rupert, the VBXXXX reindeer,
Had a very runny nose,
And if you ever saw it,
You would even feel his woes....
All of the Pawnstar teammates,
Used to laugh and call him names,
Until a P.O.'d rupert,
Torched the place in roaring flames....
Then one drunken winter day,
Tag came along to say,
Rupert with your nose so wet,
Gotta be a messy sneeze I bet....
Then all the Pawnstars loved him!
And they shouted out with glee,
Rupert the the VBXXXX reindeer,
Please go outside to pee!!!!!!!!!!!
*takes a shot of 1800 and a beer chaser*
and who could forget this classic????
Insult night,
Funny night,
All is wrong,
Want to fight?
Hot, young virgins.............
gotta stop that train of thought right there to avoid being banned:) So anyway where's the booze? I heard this was a drinking soiree and man I'm parched...I've been singing forum karaoke for hours now and I'm parched! And where are those Navy swabbies? I can't believe they would pass this up! My protoge webb should be arriving soon....he had to relieve himself in one of those flowerpots on the porch. Yummmmmm........good avocado dip. I'm sure you will be seeing it again real soon.....Anyone for nude Twister? My shrink says it will build my self-confidence. I think I'm gonna check out the rest of Xenas house. Just the thought of standing naked in her shower makes me.................sorry - I need a moment alone...............
Wild4Xena
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gru88y
12/12/2004
23:52:27
[ report this post ] | oh so...
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they are fetta triangles. Sorry I thought they were ear plugs. Leo is beginning to barfsnordel in
his beer and it is not a pleasant sound. Bless.... er Tag should you be in that draw? You won't find
enough material on any of those to mop it all up. Er could someone get the bleach, tag has had, a
.. well
an accident. And while you are at it see if you can find that bottle of '83 Petrus Abeg stashed here
earlier.
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gru88y
12/13/2004
01:07:44
[ report this post ] | My turn with the Karaoke…..
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MC Gru88y in da muppetflipping haaas
Phone you, buttonsuckers I da motha na
Ai!
….
What? Oh Christmas songs, er ok….
OK I is gonna break it daan, old skool …
R2d2’s nuts roasting on an open fire,
Taggie licking at your toes,
Though Xena said
Many times,
Many ways
It’s her Christmas
So boo sucks to you
Tis the season to be jolly
Tralal la la la la
Abeg’s forums are for wallies
Tralal la la la la
Though they’re illegal
Which rhymes with seagull
Tralal la la la la lar lar lar
Tis the season to shout follies
Tralal la la la la lar lar lar
Oh Come all ye Fateful
Joyless, never triumphant
Oh come ye, oh come ye
To suffer the Prawns
Come and behold her
Born the Queen of Anger
Oh come let us adore her
Oh come let us adore her
Oh come let us adore her
SWMBO
Jingle Bells
Gerbil smells
Bgscot’s got BO
Xena can’t wear knickers
Cos Tag taken them all home
Hey!
…and I would like to dedicated this to all of you in Atwerp
Silent forum
Empty forum
All is calm
None are bright
Round the Belgian
Zebras shi………
…Oh come on who pulled the plug? I was doing so well
any road up I thanky you all
Mucky Christmas
gru88y
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mad4mosa
12/13/2004
04:31:47
[ report this post ] | whos stole adolf
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look i go to the toilet for 2 minutes and some1 has stole my date all they left were his dudes please can i have him back asap and we will forget this ever happened
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tag1153
12/13/2004
08:31:06
[ report this post ] | Intoxication update.....
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It's now 10:15 the following morning and I have awoken in a puddle of my own sickness. Who served that last round of XenaPunch? I think I was slipped a Micky. And why is my underwear spinning on the ceiling fan? And where is my wallet? Methinks a band of roving thieves crashed this party last night and ripped me off....I think I'll rest up for a bit and get ready for tonight. I had some interesting dreams involving Xena and a vat full of guacamole which should make for some interesting new songs. I'll be on the couch catching some Z's.....wake me if anyone gets ridiculous........
PS - If anyone finds webb, just give him his daily suppository and a bag of Doritos - he'll be fine..............
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xena
12/13/2004
20:21:05
[ report this post ] | Well pickle ma grits...
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...weren't that right neighbourly of those Good Ol' Boys from Southern Chess too brung us a vat o' moonshine like that? There it is over in that there corner, so dive in guys... not like that glorified_monkey ..use a glass! Anyhows it was real nice for ya all ta brung us some... er..vittles too. We's just...um...loves possum patties and pork rinds. Ifin it's all the same to ya, I'll just slide them under Leo to keep warm and direct y'all back to the Tofu and Celery Surprise that Coach made. Thank y'all for the Steve Earl cd too.. we was jus' dyin' to hear 'Copperhead Road' forty-two times at 3.00 am in the morning. Just as well it wasn't Billy Ray Cyrus or ..oh right, I see you have that too :-/ Btw I've done seen webb, he's 'asleep' on my front porch and he appears to have Doritos in his ears. Also tag, you owe me big time for that geranium he ruined.
Well this party has only been going a day or so and it seems you are all trashing my place. It's gonna take me until next Christmas to fix it up again. mad4mosa's wandering around crying, slashing things and looking for Adolf, I think Leo has become a permanent part of the carpet and bgscot's peeling the wallpaper off and licking the glue. I see not every one's here yet though,so I'll wait a little longer to do my inaugural end-of-year speech.
Hummus anyone?
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tag1153
12/14/2004
00:09:08
[ report this post ] | puke and rally.........
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My heaving has ceased, I'm drinking again, and I"M BACK WITH A VENGENANCE! That's right boys and girls, the tagster is ready to bring his Southern swing to your Pawnstar thing! I've been working on some new ditties for your listening pleasure. So reload, sit back, and let me lead you down that demented path that is my mind.......
Tonight's silliness is a tribute to my uncle/grandfather, Mr. Charlie Daniels.........
The devil went down to Pawnstars, he was lookin' for a chick to feel
He was going blind, from pleasin' himself, and willin' to make a deal
When he came upon Ms. Xena, drop dead gorgeous and lookin' hot,
The devil jumped up on her lap and said "Xena let me tell what"
"I bet you didn't know it, but I've got something just for you!"
"And if you care to get butt naked, I'll show you something too!"
"Now you play good nude Twister girl, but give the devil due...."
"I'll bet a six pack of Bud, against your brassiere, that I play better than you!"
When the devil finished speaking Xena said "Well you're pretty good old son..."
"Left hand on red, right foot on blue, let me show you how it's done!"
And she sang "Drunken nude twister, run boys run!!!"
"Devil's at my house havin' some fun"
"Gru88y is passed out don't you know"
"Abegtrup are you jealous? (no, child NO!)"
The devil bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat....
And he put that six of Bud on the mat at Xena's feet....
Xena said "Devil come on back if you ever want to try again"
"Cause I told you once you SOB, at nude Twister I always win!!!!!!!!"
*fiddle solo*
Now that I have gotten you into a Southern state of mind at this party (with the exception of the food - I think I actually saw some fois gras - haven't you people heard of chitlins?) I think we should engage in some truly redneck activities. How about cow tipping? or even a tractor pull? Urination for distance is always a favorite. I'll get you Yankees edjumacated yet.........Wait! Who is that? No it can't be! Make him go away! Make the voices stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I gotta run, he's coming to get me!!!!
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tag1153
12/14/2004
00:12:11
[ report this post ] | My most sincere apologies....
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...to everyone. My medication has reacted to the sheer amount of booze I've consumed these last two nights and my redneck alter-ego has emerged. Sorry if he offended, and I promise to keep him in check. I hope he didn't say anything that will blow my chances with Xena...........
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future-proof
12/14/2004
00:54:16
[ report this post ] | I will be coming as W.K.D.
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Having sampled a few bottles of WKD (for future team pub crawls you understand..), I'm convinced that it does not stand for Wicked, but Wankered, as that is the effect it quickly has...Merry Christmas everybody - my date for tonight will be an empty carrier bag, just in case!
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rogueknight
12/14/2004
05:33:47
[ report this post ] | party-time
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officially notified by our illustrious queen that i was missing in action and that i was to report post-haste to this shindig. so here i am in all my tardiness, but i brought a pick up truck load of black-jack, favorite drink of a rogue, did i say that? anyways it's to share with my comrads in arms, whose arms i don't know, but share away.....didn't bring a date as there was no room! but i expect each and everyone of you to give me my ten cent deposit back for each bottle you throw away. trying to get in line for the mis-tle-toe, you guys move over, am looking forward to that smooch from our queen! hey don't push guys, you'll spill my jack and i wont have none of that! she'll be here to the end so take your time. wishing all the best to my fellow pawnstars and especially her highness and may there be peace in the world, except for our opponants, may they eat chit and bark at the moon...................
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pandemona
12/14/2004
05:48:19
[ report this post ] | I...
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... will be attending as a werecow!
[spoken]
There's a full moon in the pasture tonight
Hangs like a fine and polished pearl, so pure and white
The average guy finds so much beauty in its light
But I'm a werecow
Moo moo moo
I'm a werecow
Now I'm stuck
[strums up chord progression, Am-F-G]
It seemed so innocent when Bossy bit my hand
I was just tryin' to milk her, but I didn't understand
That Bossy really was Pierre the handyman
He was a werecow
Moo moo moo
He was a werecow
Moo moo moo
By day I work the fields here on my daddy's farm
By night I roam the neighbor's place in search of corn
Chewin' my cud and tryin' to keep my udders warm
I'm a werecow
Moo moo moo
I'm a werecow
Moo moo moo
The mornings after always make my family wince
I know it's hard for them to try and make some sense
Of finding me naked with my head stuck through a fence
(Anyone wanna place bets on whether a certain eternal rival team member can resist commenting on that line...?)
I'm a werecow
Moo moo moo
I'm a werecow
Moo moo moo
I'm a werecow
[Chord change to Maj. (C/G) 4]
I found this gypsy who said she could break the curse
Said that she sympathized with me but she'd seen worse
Said Lon Chaney, Jr. used to be a client of hers
She was pretty, wore a real nice dress
Shoot, I was impressed!
[Back to minor chords]
She asked for money and I gladly said I'd pay
But when she said a million bucks, I swear I was enraged
So I bit that gypsy, and now, well, we're engaged
She's a werecow
Moo moo moo
She's a werecow
Moo moo moo
She's a werecow
And a pretty little heifer she is too
These days the sheriff lets me spend the night in jail
So I won't hurt nobody when the moon turns pale
Or end up some entree at the local Steak & Ale
I'm a werecow
Moo moo moo
I'm a werecow
Somebody, somebody call a vet
Yeah, I think I'm gettin' a touch of milk fever
I'm a werecow!
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abegtrup
12/14/2004
06:15:08
[ report this post ] | Better late than Webber...
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Okay, the Social Dude has officially arrived.
My date will be arriving later, separately, so we'll have better chances...
I can see from the door that things have got a bit out of hand. The floor's been recarpeted in
bodies and the walls have been stained a new shade of yellow. I'd turn around to leave, but
there's something growling at my ankles from the front porch and I've already noticed the dip
in the corner.
Oh snap! Is that a karaoke machine? Seems as though there are a few wannabes in the house
tonight. Might have to show them up and get this party started. Anyone seen xena? Dam,
can anyone even hear me? Pardon me pandemona, can I borrow the mike? I need to find
the hostess.
<ahem...>
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Warrior Princess please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Warrior Princess please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here...
Y'all act like you never seen a women captain before
Jaws all on the floor like Tag, like Xena just burst in the door
and started whoopin your a**es worse than before
she'd use brute force, throwin you to the floor (Ahh!)
It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Adolf said... nothing you idiots!
Adolf's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)
Feminist women love smug gru88y {*vocal turntable:
chigga chigga chigga*} "Mr. Gravy, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what
Flippin the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though!"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse, than what's goin on in your dam chatrooms
Sometimes, I wanna get on SocialChat and just let loose, but can't
but it's cool for Webb to hump Leo's caboose?
"My song is on your lips, my song is on your lips"
And if I'm lucky, I might just get the gambled bodice
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman captain is
Of course they gonna know what a madmosa is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They read the drinking panel didn't they?
"We ain't nothing but culturers.." Well, not some Southerners
who cut other peoples songs up like cantaloupes {*DOH!*}
But if we can hump dead animals and drunken folk
then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
{*EWWW!*} But if you feel like leixoessc, you're probably gonna puke
Players wave your beerglasses, shake the walls and those a**es!
Ha ha
Guess there's a Warrior Princess in all of us
f*** it, let's all get plastered!
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abegtrup
12/14/2004
11:02:15
[ report this post ] | Encore! Encore!
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You know what, I don't even need to ad-lib - Young MC must have attended one of these in
years past....
Hit it gru88y!
This here's a tale for all the fellas
Try to do what those ladies tell us
Get shot down cause you're over zealous
Play hard to get an females get jealous
Ok smartie, go to a party
Girls are stancin the crowd is showin body
A chick walks by you wish you could sex her
But you're standin on the wall like you was Poindexter
Next days function, high class luncheon
Food is served and you're stone cold munchin'
Music comes on, people start to dance
But then you ate so much you nearly split your pants
A girl starts walkin, guys start gawkin'
Sits down next to you and starts talkin'
Says she wanna dance cus she likes the groove
So come on fatso and just bust a move
You're on a mission and you're wishin'
someone could cure you're lonely condition
You're lookin for love in all the wrong places
Not fine girls just ugly faces
From frustration first inclination
Is to become a monk and leave the situation
But every dark tunnel has a lighter hope
So don't hang yourself with a celibate rope
<scrreeeunch...>
all right that's enough - I need another round of binge drinking and I've yet to figure out which
line is for the bathroom and which is for the poor ravaged body of leo_london...
gru88y, future-proof, little help here... I can't feel my legs and the room's starting to
spin counter-clockwise - dam southern hemisphere... <THUMP!> Uhhh... that's gonna smart
tomorrow....
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apastpawn
12/14/2004
14:08:24
[ report this post ] | R.S.V.P. me
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Okay, I cleared my calendar to attend this shindig. I will be coming as a Wombat in honour of our hottie captain. They have wombats in New Zealand right? Oh well, if not its the same difference as that bigger island. Aussie or Kiwi they all sound alike.
Oh, and my date will be Marlin Perkins. He is a hoot with all his adventure stories and has a fine collection of spiked heels and garters. I'm sure he'll wear em at least under his costume. By the end of the evening he will be down to them anyway. Especially if you have a dancer's pole.
Sorry that I have been AWOL from the forums of late. Seems Lymerics and rip offs of others music is not my thing. Besides no fun if them Navy Losers are not around as they are too easy to insult.
Alls well here in Colorado. Hope your holidays are enjoyable.
Team (and you too Panda) you are all invited to my NEW YEARS PARTY.
It will be held in Denver, Colorado USA. Come as you are. The Denver Bronco's Cheerleaders will be entertaining us all. Don't miss it. There will be a special guest for our captain's pleasure. Can't say for sure yet, but seems Conan the Barbarian isn't doing much right now and may entertain. Unless Xena gets off on the cheerleaders. Then Leo will be happy to have the front seat.
Later all,
Wayne
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gru88y
12/14/2004
20:11:53
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...anyone got a cloth? Abeg seems to have made a mess of Tag's banjo
(squeeeel like a pig boy)
Why do I always have to play mother at these things? Come on Kiwi bint sort it out.
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xena
12/14/2004
20:46:25
[ report this post ] | Now A Word From Our Sponsor..
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Gimme that goddam mike.... riiiighht I can see you are all getting totally out of hand so it's time for me to... join in. I got sick of guarding the carrot sticks from gru88y's attentions and I've been into the moonshine with a vengeance....yeeeee haaaa. So I'm going to SHOCK you all by being sorta nice. It looks like this party is going to run on into another forum anyhow...so I may as well get started .
Still not everyone here yet ( The Rivals appear to be missing too ) but I'd just like to say a few words before I launch into my Karaoke (is that how you spell that?) version of the Theme From 'The Titanic' *hic**weave*
First off I want to thank EVERYONE in the team for making The Pawn Stars well, maybe not the 'best' team (chess-wise) but we are the loudest and one of the more famous ones and this is GOOD. I have also been told, by various sources, that we are one the 'funniest' teams on here and this pleases me greatly. I really like all of you quite a lot in spite of the fact that I verbally abuse you, threaten you and take great pleasure in making your lives as miserable as possible. Not to mention how I give you all team games that you can't possibly win, in an effort to keep myself on top of the team table...the exception being gru88y. Don't know how he slipped through the net but I'll get him next year, no doubt.
There are a few, mostly from Team Management, that I would like to single out for special mention:
First, and foremost, Coach for helping me with all the team stuff since we started back in March and for doing a great job of the website as well as so much more for us. But I especially want to thank him for just being Coach and always being there for me.
I'd also like to thank our Vice-Captain aucklander7. Yes he does exist...he was seen at a McDonalds in Sydney with Elvis and travspawn just last week. Well he's not a hugely visible presence I admit, but he encouraged me to start this team in the first place and he was my very first team member. So I want to acknowledge him here.
Also thanks to Social Dude for his input into the team since he joined. For doing the Rival Pages and the Postcards and for his 'dittys' which are always ( well sometimes ) a source of amusement. Also for keeping track of the team member's tournament involvement etc and for doing a large part of the Team Awards a few months back.
120kz for being a first class Bouncer, always willing to beat anyone up at a moment's notice and for playing endless unrated games with me...and even letting me win sometimes. :-)
tamer68 for playing a HUGE amount of team games and always wanting to play more.
I'd also like to thank the the 'original' team members, whom I haven't already mentioned above, namely carol45, derminator and msidhu. Thanks for sticking with us. I'm sure we will all be here doing the same thing next Christmas. Look out for our First Birthday Party in March...it'll be a good one.
I would also like to thank the Rivals (you know who you are) for livening up the proceedings throughout the year. Special mention to odonata and rupert29....why, I dunno.... *blows fumey raspberry*
Btw tag1153 stay right over that side of the room..the restraining order's on it's way.
So, on that note, here is my Titanic Theme rendition *hic* Get your hanky's out boys...it's a weepy..
...someone gimme me a C or something ...you'll do Panda ..
Yo Yo ..one time (hic)
Every day I find team games
I abuse you, I behead you.
That is how I know this team will go on.
Far across the distance
And spaces between us
We have come to show that this team will go on.
Near, far, wherever we arrrrrrrre
I believe that this team will go on
Once mooooore I kick you to the floor
And you're here in my team
And this song will go on and ooooooonnnnnnnnnn
Chess is just for one time
but this will last for a lifetime (hic)
And we'll stay pissed 'til we're gooooone
I 'm happy when I threaten you
It's the fun I hold on to
It's my team and we'll always go on
Near, faaaar, wherever we are
I believe that this song does go on
Once moooore, rupert's a bore
Glad he's not here in our team
And our team will go on and ooonnnnnnnn
There is some pains that will not
go away
Like bergil and there's nothing I fear,
except I just messed up this verse
And I know that my team will go on
We'll stay forever this way
And my team will go on and oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.....
*hic* *thump*
Oh.. sorry leo I didn'sh see you down there *snoooore*
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tag1153
12/14/2004
22:27:09
[ report this post ] | I'm the King of the world!!!!!!!!!!!
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If you remember the film, Xena, Kate Winslett couldn't stand Leo Dicapprio either at the beginning......then she fell madly in love with him. So I still have a glimmer of hope. I'm just waiting patiently...maybe I could sketch you nude? It worked for them:)
Youhadmeathello:)
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xena
12/14/2004
22:38:20
[ report this post ] | Whassat...?
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....dish someone jush call me a 'Kiwi bint' ??? Well jush you wait...
*thuuuump*....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....
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leo_london
12/15/2004
07:16:15
[ report this post ] | Wowee !
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What was all that about ?...get my head down for 5 minutes and wake up sore in more places than I have places. Still without my computer, I am in this internet cafe with a large black coffee and some very strange people.
Well, won't hang around..just dropped in to wish you all a great Christmas, or holiday season for those politically correct types.
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xena
12/15/2004
19:42:18
[ report this post ] | Oh sorry...
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... leo..did I wake you up? Oh well...anyway I'm feeling so much...er...better now that the 'shine's worn off %-)
It's lucky for gru88y that I already looked up the 'Dictionary of Slang' and a 'bint' isn't what I thought it was. It's best to check these things out because, coming from him, anything's possible. Also tag, I don't hate you, I am just completely indifferent to your 'subtle' advances...that's all. Right, I'd better get back to guarding the vegetables now...eeewwww...why is this room still spinning...?
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illini1105044340
12/15/2004
20:05:15
[ report this post ] | Kaiser/T-Rex/Dooch
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Am I the first team member to be riddled with cerebral palsy? I mean, I know we're a bunch of screwed up people but...anyway, the three terms in the subject are my three acceptable nicknames. Kaiser is for Kevin Spacey's character in *THE USUAL SUSPECTS* (no public floggings for giving away the ending...if you haven't seen it by now, that's your problem), T-Rex is also for the way I walk, and Dooch is short for my Italian last name. I hope there is much confusion between you about why I respond to three different names. I am also ENGAGED because good women are a lot harder to find than good guys (especially good women who are in engineering and make twice what I make) and anyone who says anything non-worshipful about the #1 Illinois Fighting Illini basketball squad should be prepared to back it up over the board. Happy Chanuramakwanzmas to all my Pawn Star brethren.
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tag1153
12/15/2004
21:48:07
[ report this post ] | Re: indifference
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Alas, my dream goddess has spurned me. Another failed courtship in the GameKnot forums. Why Xena? What have I done to deserve this? All I've ever offered you is my heart, my eternal worship, and a never ending barrage of ridiculous postings designed to make you laugh. My shrink is gonna have a field day with this.........
And now, the depression song (from the smash hit TV series Hee Haw - circa 1977). Thinking of you Xena.................
Gloom, despair, and agony on me (Grooooaaaan)
Deep dark depression excessive misery (Grooooaaaan)
If it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all (Grooooaaaan)
Gloom, despair, and agony on me..........
I'll be sulking in the corner...............
Xenasdoormat
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abegtrup
12/15/2004
22:20:16
[ report this post ] | Wake up EVERYBODY!!!!
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Here's a real microphone worthy bit of news...
Our wonderful bouncer 120kz has been busy.
gameknot.com/tournament.pl?t=18&s=3&r=3
Yes, that's him at the top of the list!
He's just made his way to the FOURTH round of the 18th GK Tourney!
Congratulations!
Now get back to the door to keep the unsavories out...
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xena
12/15/2004
22:20:46
[ report this post ] | Gone With The Whine
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Geez tag you almost had me feeling sorry for you there...almost :-)
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rupert29
12/16/2004
03:03:32
[ report this post ] | Is this the party???
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Hello! HELLLOOOOO! Turn the bloody music down, I'm here!!!!
That's better, thanks gru88y.
Looks like this joint is really pumping. Our BBq has just finished so we thought we'd head over to continue on, I've brought a slab of VB and I think tedb has brought some XXXX, just for bergil. Is he here? He's usually got someone bailed up in the corner, dribbling sh** to them. Talk the ears off a deaf man that bloke.
So xena, the night been a success? Has tag1153 managed to pounce on you under that mistle-toe over there? sh**, mistle-toe, looks like you've got a camel toe! *snigger, snigger*
Sorry, I get a bit rude after a few drinks.
Anyway, listen up you bunch of misfits, I've got a few words to say....
Ahem, shut up bergil, you're giving me a headache!!! 120kz, can you please get him outta here!
Oh, tag1153, I saw your webb on the roof, he was talking to the chimney!!
Righto then, the speech you've all been waiting for;
Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, it is with great pleasure that I wish to announce that xena and I, rupert29, are actually siamese twins who were seperated at birth! Yes, that's right, we are one and the same, two peas in a pod, brother and sister, yin and yan, scotch and dry.... hey, what am I doing.......
Ahhh anyway, I'd like to wish you all a very Merry Christmas and a Prosperous and Happy New Year!!!! So let's eat, drink and be merry!!
Who's keen for a game of cards? Stuff the chess for the night, hey? Losing hand has to scull.
And I'm not singing a song till the next forum opens either, which is quite lucky for you all as my voice is like two cats fighting on a tin roof.
Where the hell is the grog? Ohh, I see in the fridge.......... Maaaaan I need a piss...... This spot looks ok..... oh, sorry leolondon, didn't see you there...
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bgscot
12/16/2004
04:29:19
[ report this post ] | Somebody save him...
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illini1105044340 don't do it man... you're too young to throw yourself on your sword. Married at 22! You poor misguided bastard.
Anyway, welcome to the party, there's beer in the fridge... don't let rupert29 force any of that XXXX swill he drinks on you. Its only good for preserving lab animal specimens. Xena keeps promising to bring some nymphs to the party and maybe we can cure you of your engagement yet. Where are those nymphs anyway? All I see is bergil and rupert29 dressed like transvestite hookers and arranging a passed out leo_london in different poses.
Best Regards,
Your Daddy
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xena
12/16/2004
05:03:59
[ report this post ] | Er..well...
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...I'm suspecting this forum is going to end shortly but have no fear..we'll be taking this party down to the beach until it reaches it's logical conclusion...whatever that may be. Plus we can bury gru88y in the sand ..head first. Are you with me!??? Thought so.. .grab the moonshine and the hummus and let's go boys. Yes you too tag...stop sulking...ya Big Southern Wimp!
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odonata
12/16/2004
06:02:03
[ report this post ] | The turkey has landed, I repeat, the turkey has...
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As expected you guys are turning X-mass into a X-mess, so I have only one advice to all out here: don't read this forum. Yes this is a warning to all with no twisted mind, stay out of this crap, go to another forum and right now! Well if you are reading this it means you haven't followed my advice, so I say it once again: go away! You aren't a listener are ya? Well, why go on, haven't you any better thing to do than reading this? I ain't got nothing to say. There is no message to be spread. No jokes, no song, nothing, so STOP reading this. You know latin? Yes, I hear you thinking, something intereting is finally going to happen, he mentions latin, but... NO there isn't anything to follow, I'm going to say it in latin: NIHIL. Nothing. Niente. Nada. Nichts. Zero. Zipp. Niks. Niets. Why are you still here reading? Why? This post isn't going to fill up any emptyness in your life. This post leaves you with your emptyness. Well if you are reading this it means you haven't followed my advice, so I say it once again: go away! You aren't a listener are ya? Well, why go on, haven't you any better thing to do than reading this? I ain't got nothing to say. There is no message to be spread. No jokes, no song, nothing, so STOP reading this. You know latin? Yes, I hear you thinking, something intereting is finally going to happen, he mentions latin, but... NO there isn't anything to follow, I'm going to say it in latin: NIHIL. Nothing. Niente. Nada. Nichts. Zero. Zipp. Niks. Niets. Why are you still here reading? Why? This post isn't going to fill up any emptyness in your life. This post leaves you with your emptyness. Well if you are reading this it means you haven't followed my advice, so I say it once again: go away! You aren't a listener are ya? Well, why go on, haven't you any better thing to do than reading this? I ain't got nothing to say. There is no message to be spread. No jokes, no song, nothing, so STOP reading this. You know latin? Yes, I hear you thinking, something intereting is finally going to happen, he mentions latin, but... NO there isn't anything to follow, I'm going to say it in latin: NIHIL. Nothing. Niente. Nada. Nichts. Zero. Zipp. Niks. Niets. Why are you still here reading? Why? This post isn't going to fill up any emptyness in your life. This post leaves you with your emptyness. I'm outta here...
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xena
12/16/2004
07:17:17
[ report this post ] | No don't read that at all
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Right, on that note, we are out of here too. We are now taking this soiree down to the beach. Last one out of the house, turn off the lights will ya? Oh and give leo a kick and see if he's still alive. See you all there at : gameknot.com/fmsg/chess5/1892.shtml
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