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xena
1/04/2005 16:02:00 [ report this post ] |
Subject: The Pawn Stars#15: Pawn-Off Shotgun
Message: Welcome all those who are not called bergil to the first Pawn Stars Social Forum of 2005. No theme going on here, no party ...just post something. Don't bore me though...that's a beheading offence.
CAPTAIN xena
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apastpawn
1/04/2005 21:42:17 [ report this post ] | Ok I'll bite.
Message: Lucy you got sum splaining to do.
What the heck does "Pawn-Off Shotgun" mean? Its gotta be a rip off of some kind.
Let me have it. I must of been asleep that day in class.
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xena
1/04/2005 22:13:35 [ report this post ] | I dunno Ricky...
Message: ...I just made it up. Oh hang on, you WERE asleep...have you never heard of a sawn-off shotgun? THAT must be it. Anyway I'm the CAPTAIN and I can do whatever I like and I can call anything I like, anything I like. It's kind of hard to come up with pawn puns all the time you know. I admit there is a bit of bottom scraping going on (no jokes about that please) and I would in fact WELCOME any suggestions for titles. Pawncrusader and someone else ( it might have been bergil) sent me some a while back but I...er...misplaced them. Please feel free to resubmit. I totally refuse to justify my choice of title...although I seem to have done just that. Next please.
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tag1153
1/04/2005 22:31:08 [ report this post ] | Some suggestions:
Message: 1 - Pawndemonia
2 - By Pawn's early light
3 - Pawn with the Wind
4 - Pawnmowers
5 - Delta Pawn, what's that flower you've got on?
6 - Pawn in 60 seconds
7 - Xena's Pawn Shop and Bail Bonds
My dearest Xena,
Since our painful breakup I have not been eating or sleeping. My only thoughts are of you. I hope we can still be friends........
PS - I'm still interested in a large team match (as well as your legs;)
SouthernExBoyfriend
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xena
1/04/2005 22:58:49 [ report this post ] | Southern Comfort On The Rocks
Message: Well thank yer tag but I have used 'Pawn In 60 Seconds' and I had already thought of 'Pawn With The Wind' but I wuz saving it for a Southern moment... which seems to have arrived.
As for the 'painful breakup', I'm sure you'll get over it one day. If you don't, you could try throwing yourself off a cliff or out of a fast moving object ...say a Boeing 747. I'm just telling you this in your best interests you know.
The large team match I can do. You'll have get in line behind the Global Bounty Hunters though 'cos Stinky asked first.
xena
PS. Pawnmowers?! *snort*
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tag1153
1/04/2005 23:29:59 [ report this post ] | Neil Diamond said it best.....
Message: Love on the rocks.....
Ain't no big suprise....
Pour me a drink, and I'll tell you some lies.....
You are a hard woman Xena...............
PS - my match w/ stinky is turning into a rout. It's a 10 man match (1st to 10.5 points wins) and we are up 6 to 2:)
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utvols1
1/05/2005 03:56:07 [ report this post ] | False advurtisment!!
Message: Thur aint no shotgun here, is thur? Just a bunch of soap opreee stuff. And mam i hates ta be the one ta correct your speech, but its sawed off shotgun. Them city folk use those, have ta get to close ta the varmits for my likens. Any hows ya get yearn self a shotgun next time ya try an action one. Works out lots better and people wont be so let down. But it looks like from that crying feller a fore me, ya got a way with that. Poor fellar sounds all heart broke, and now, no shotgun makes two of em.
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odonata
1/05/2005 07:02:10 [ report this post ] | Saws, Oscar awards and other tools
Message: I spot some sawed off humour on this page...
But the only reason that I pass by is to grant the Oscar award for best nickname to....
to....
.... zulu-zipper !!!
Great name, why didn't I came up with it!
Price: a fly over Antwerp voucher (as always), Xena has them, she shall distribute them... (yes zulu-zipper, you'll never get one because Xena keeps them all for herself, she is so unfair...)
PS: Xena, the chess hormones you gave to Zulu-zipper really work, 0 defeats!
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apastpawn
1/05/2005 08:58:11 [ report this post ] | Ammunition
Message: Not for your SAWED off shotgun but for future pawn puns. And it was me who gave you a few suggestions earlier. Tag came up with some duplicates.
Cornpawn (for them southern boys)
Once UpPawn a Time
Kiddie Pawn
XXX Pawn
Darkest Before Pawn
The Pawn of Time
Pawnder This
On Golden Pawn
Walton's Pawn
UpPawn a Midnight's Dreary
Up Pawn the Roof Top, what do my eyes see but.... (for next X-mas)
Enough for now. Xena if you ever need American slang explained or spelleded wright just ask.
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pandemona
1/05/2005 09:41:45 [ report this post ] |
Message: Pawndemonia sounds good, heheh...
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bergil
1/05/2005 10:27:55 [ report this post ] | Gave it to you
Message: Yes I gave you some a while back (ha ha tag ) and a few titles as well. Here's a few not as good as before remember?
Pawn put a smile upon my face
I left my pawn in San Francisco
While my pawn gently weeps
Don't let the pawn go down on me
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apastpawn
1/05/2005 11:23:27 [ report this post ] | More ammunition
Message: A snow day here and nothing else to do but help my queen in her hour of need.
Way Down Pawnder
Pawn of the Living Dead
I'm Very Pawnd of You
Spawn
Hold and Pawndle Me.
The Wild Blue Pawnder
Bambi was a Pawn
Chess Opawnings
Pawneranian
Looking Down Up Pawn
Opawn and Say Ahhh!
Opawn All Night
Opawn for Business.
Opawn Says Ah Me- or is it sesame
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apastpawn
1/05/2005 14:18:18 [ report this post ] | Part tres.
Message: and a few more.
Pawntiff
Pawnda Bear
Demon Spawn
Pawndylitis
Apawndicitis
Dispawnportionate
Don't Pawn your Love Out On Me
Deveined Pawns
Jumbo Pawns
Pawn Sunday
Under the Pawn Tree
Pawns for the Poor.
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abegtrup
1/05/2005 15:09:42 [ report this post ] | Smurf-tastic!
Message: Smurfs; small, subserviant, naive.
Pawns; ditto (except not as blue)
Both suffer from over doing the word replacement thing...
Besides, last time I tried to help I was rudely outcasted to my own thread...
=P
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bergil
1/05/2005 16:49:15 [ report this post ] | Smurfs
Message: Listen Gargasmell, smurfs were neither subserviant or naive. As for unwanted help HA HA you were outcast
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hevisko
1/06/2005 01:11:11 [ report this post ] | tag1153's breakup...
Message: Dear tag, I hoped xena did a decent job, cutting off the things causing her discomfort,
during your breakup...
/me will now keep clear of anything shimmering in xena's hands
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bergil
1/06/2005 09:14:50 [ report this post ] | Let me be the first
Message: To welcome drachenjager as a new member of the pawn stars, hope you survive these misanthropic degenerate miscreants
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bergil
1/06/2005 09:16:06 [ report this post ] | With exception of
Message: apastpawn and leo_london
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apastpawn
1/06/2005 10:11:51 [ report this post ] | Bad Etiquette Bergil !
Message: Miss Manners would tell you, bergil that it is not proper to welcome someone to a team when you are not on that team. Congrats maybe is more appropriate.
I'm sure drachenjager (Drunkenjager as I fondly refer to him) joined to get your goat.
Team take a peek at his profile.
Drach, glad you didn't use my name when you applied to join or that of bergil's.
Welcome aboard drachenjager. Don't worry you'll fit in.
apastpawn
Pawn Stars get paid to Pawnicate.
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bergil
1/06/2005 21:40:54 [ report this post ] | Yes well
Message: Congratulation or commiserations wasn't sure which, so went with welcome. Bad form but as nobody had done so, thought it better to say than have his joining ignored. Equally poor form.
Bergil
Pawn stars remuneration for doing so, can't buy a postage stamp
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xena
1/06/2005 22:57:31 [ report this post ] | Formless and Gormless
Message: Well actually, NON-TEAM MEMBER bergil, I don't ever announce new team members in the forum. I always do it in one of my private team messages but, because YOU ARE NOT IN THIS TEAM, you would not know that. I always suggest to new members that they make themselves known in the forum, if they wish. That is The-Form-Pawn-Star-Style. Sometimes they post something, often they don't. As it happens, and not that it's any of your business, I haven't had the chance to do that yet on this occasion because I have been offline with teknikal diffy culties. That aside, apastpawn is quite correct in pulling you up on that one. It isn't The Done Thing to welcome someone to something you are not a part of. I don't know who died and made you Captain of The Pawn Stars but it sure as hell wasn't me. You are just the pestiest nosiest critter ever ain't ya?
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bergil
1/06/2005 23:33:49 [ report this post ] | Could be
Message: And have already admitted my culpability, so don't get too upset princess I'm not after your job. Hope your technical difficulties are over
Bergil
The pre-emptive voice of welcome and congratulations
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xena
1/06/2005 23:49:00 [ report this post ] | So you did...
Message: ... but I'm still going to tear strips off you anyway, just because I enjoy it. Don't worry, if it ever came to that, I know whose next in line for my 'job' and it isn't you. Go back to being the Voice of Reason and Whatever The Other Crap was because, as painful as that is, it's actually preferable to you being the Voice of Pre-emptive Welcoming Strikes. This is not a suggestion, by the way, it is an order.
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abegtrup
1/07/2005 08:07:14 [ report this post ] | Oh yeah... who's #2?
Message: I mean neither I or gru88y are out for your throat or anything, but who exactly would
take over as the new Princess if you were to uh, well you know, not come back from battle
one day?
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leixoessc
1/07/2005 09:25:26 [ report this post ] | good idea
Message: finally someone in this team had a good idea. to get rid of the team capitain. nice. may the revolution begin.
P.S.: just a piece of advice abegtrup , if u want to make someone " disappear" in a battle its a not a good idea to announce it a public forum.
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bergil
1/07/2005 10:48:15 [ report this post ] | Who is a #2?
Message: Who isn't in this team.
Bergil
Voicing common sense and reason once more, as stated above
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slightlyeppo
1/07/2005 11:06:52 [ report this post ] | ME!!!!!
Message: hi to all of you pawn stars.
Cool my favorite subject, once again. ME!!!!
Aged 38 going on 18, hey check out the pic' ! I think i've worn well anyway, born again clubber into dance music(hard house & trance) in a big way, happily devorced enjoying life to the max. If you want a caracter refferance please send a stamped addresed envelope big brian room 247 block B Nottingham correctional center,Nottingham,UK.He knows more about me than most;-) Oh and with refferance to the clubs T&C's I wasn't there doesn't always work.
Later's Slightly-Eppo
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drachenjager
1/07/2005 18:22:27 [ report this post ] | The Dragon Hunter...
Message: Greetings,
Fellow Pawns and future Queens. I've just peeked for the first time into this forum, at the bequest of a fellow adversary. Indeed I am an interloper. I take no sides I play only for the good of all. My Sensei once told me you must respect your adversaries, for without them you would have no one to play, and if you don't play, how will you ever get better...(I paraphrase, he was a sword master and knew nothing of Chess).
What more to say? Xena, a pleasure to make your aquaintance, I never met a warrior I did not like. Apastpawn, thankyou for the advice, though admittedly I am a little too hotheaded to have taken it to heart as of yet(crush me again I I will perhaps see the light).
Fellow teammates yet unknown I look forward to playing with you, and against you. If you wish to know me, look me up. www.frogprintz.scriptmania.com
For those in the Know Drachen Jager is Dragon Hunter im Deutch....
To all agood Knight....
X'e
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xena
1/08/2005 00:38:44 [ report this post ] | Stating The %$#@ing Obvious
Message: I would just like to say, for the record, that THE CAPTAIN is going nowhere. Sorry to disappoint you Social Dude but I always come back from..uh..you know, battle. So take that thought right out of your purty little head. Strange you couldn't work out who would be my first choice though...I would have thought that would have been obvious.
It's nice to see some new faces in the forum for a change, as we tend to get the same people *looks at bergil* over and over again.
Just a word about the planned huge team matches. The one with 'Global Bounty Hunters' will start shortly. Then we have 'Southern Chess' lined up and after that we have 'Dangerous Toys'. Stinky has some sort of score system, I think, for this so I'll check that out with him later. As a result I'll be limiting team games a bit so that we have as many players available as possible. We are looking at ten as a minimum... hopefully more.
Finally how 'nice' to see leixococcus back and full of sage advice as well. The year has got off to a flying start. Better watch out though, I'm sure I saw pawncrusader around here somewhere. :-)
CAPTAIN xena
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drachenjager
1/08/2005 01:21:54 [ report this post ] | Puns and Pawns...The Maybeline difference...
Message: Hey,
Just for the record, "The Riding Pawnmowers" is an official GK team. One I was tempted to join then they seemed to have exhausted all of their creativity thinking up that name. Aren't I next in line if you don't come back from uh Battle Xena? By the way I was wracking my brain over a caption for your photo, then realized the contest was well over. Guess being a Canuck leaves me about a day and a half behind the rest of the world. I've used your pic as wallpaper for my prehistoric PC, nearly crashed and burned, are you really that hot in real life, your grip on the sword is a little wonky, but your still a babe, with all due respect my Warrior Princess.....
X'e
Time to go back to bed...it's way too late to be here...
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bergil
1/08/2005 03:14:25 [ report this post ] | Well done
Message: Xena your last post prompted the VBXXXX thread to finish.
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abegtrup
1/08/2005 08:13:16 [ report this post ] | not finish... more like self-destruct
Message: Stop avoiding the question Captain. If you were to "take a long holiday", who would the
command fall to? I'm voting for Coach (since he's just a big pushover (dammit)) versus the
Other Guy, who no ones seen in over six months.
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xena
1/08/2005 17:53:06 [ report this post ] | Over and Out
Message: Thanks for the congrats bergil but it wasn't my post that that prompted chilliman to end the VB 'Get Enthused' forum. There were 4 delete votes for a start..one of them from the VB XXXX United Captain. Rupert wasn't terribly thrilled with that forum from the outset, so I'm pretty sure that is what sounded the death knell. That and the repulsive and tacky posts which I won't repeat here.
Social Dude wins a packet of jellybeans ( minus the black ones, I always eat those) for his astute and accurate observation. Of course it's COACH. You really have to be hit over the head with everything don't you? It can't be the Other Guy (AKA aucklander7) because he's not a paying member. Teams can only be started by and, to the best of my knowledge, passed over to subscribers.
On the subject of memberships, it has come to my attention that we have now reached the maximum amount of non-paying members. We are allowed 30 and unlimited subscribers. Someone ( he even did a BAT) tried to join the team this morning and couldn't for that reason. So if anyone is thinking of forking out some cash, now is the time do it because poor timmi4 is terribly disappointed.
THe CAPTAIN
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bergil
1/09/2005 04:04:53 [ report this post ] | Ha Ha
Message: spren takes over as team captain, and your still a number 2! Sorry mate
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xena
1/09/2005 05:25:44 [ report this post ] | No one..
Message: ...is taking over as Captain for the fiftieth *^%ing time. All I meant was, in the event of me being seriously but, hopefully, non-fatally flattened by a bus or if I went on a extended trip for three or four years to the Bahamas ( my preferred option) then COACH would be my first choice for interimTeam Captain...ok?..can we drop this now?
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bergil
1/09/2005 06:17:11 [ report this post ] | A little paranoid
Message: Nobody but lexi the navy plaything, was or is suggesting you be replaced. I was saying to armin that as you explained IF you were not captain, it would be spren. So now everyone is crystal clear, You reign supreme and most of the others are still No 2's
Bergil
Voicing not only common sense and reason, but a new year special conflict resolution
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abegtrup
1/09/2005 08:17:27 [ report this post ] | Who said I wanted to be Captain?
Message: I just wanted to know who's butt I would be kissing if the hit wasn't called off... Knowing it's
Coach, gives me incentive to make sure SWMBO stays around a bit longer. No offense
Coach, but wouldn't you rather kiss her a** versus your own?!
By the way, as long as we're stirring up trouble, I've been getting reports that gru88y has
been acting sporstmanlike in his team games... what's up with that?! Sob ain't reliable for
nothin!
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gru88y
1/09/2005 21:16:17 [ report this post ] | well my wooden spooned chum,
Message: ...if we are on the subject of stirring up trouble, who were you about to suggest should make way
for little timmi? More to the point 'he who would be king given half a chance' do you even think
you could lift that axe?
As for being sportsman like, it wasn't a team game, (still way ahead on the team games) it was
that fixed mini tournament you got me into in the first place.
to all and sundry messy xmas, hoppy new year etc.
i thanky you
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chilliman
1/10/2005 02:43:26 [ report this post ] | forum envy
Message: I wish my forum had been as sophisticated and as witty as this one!
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srpen
1/10/2005 04:47:40 [ report this post ] | Strange things I have in head, that will to hand
Message: As your new CAPTAIN I'd just like to interject something here, which is SIT DOWN, SHUT UP, AND HOLD ON TO YOUR BUTTS. First off, now that I'm CAPTAIN there's going to be a few changes around here so git yerselves ready. For one thing, me and this Universal Studios prop giant axe are going to bring you all something that your last CAPTAIN never managed to, and that's mass beheadings. Starting right now. I know you want it and I'm here to give it to you, so, if you'll pardon the expression, let's... roll. Where to begin... well let's start at the bottom shall we. jasogold, sorry, but for holding up the floor of the team table... you're beheaded. travspawn, where in the Wide Wide World of Sports were you? 55 timeouts?? Don't even answer that, you're just beheaded. no23, I see you've still got the OLD team web site listed on your profile... well, beheaded. Oh, thedollarstore, where you at? Hiding your online status eh...? *makes thumbs down sign* Beheaded. arikan... oh man, I just checked your profile and, you're like so doomed already, no need to behead you. artaxerxes, that tie is going to look even worse on you with no head... Be. Head. Ed. Oh yeah. illini3234987231298192212349823 you're beheaded, as soon as I can figure out what that number after your name actually is. And while we're on the subject, bgscot... what the hell was board #2371268 about? You are like so beheaded. Ok that should do it for now but I'm thinking of making this a weekly thing so the rest of you... you're on notice. Watch your a**es and any other parts of you that you don't want to lose cos I'm on a roll... I'm the beheadmeister, I'm the decapitation captain, if I was a rock group I'd Be Head Zeppelin... and if I run out of you guys, I'm going to start beheading guys on other teams. Oh yeah that reminds me, bergil, you are like way beheaded.
yours, etc. srpen, TEAM CAPTAIN of the PAWN STARS (dammit)
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abegtrup
1/10/2005 07:02:58 [ report this post ] | Coach, don't go loosing your head over this...
Message: Great, half the team just pissed their pants. What's gotten into you Coach? Did you watch
Kull the Conqueror on TV last night? (I did) You were marvelous!
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gru88y
1/10/2005 07:36:40 [ report this post ] | Please
Message: oh great axed one, Abeg is hiding his online status too lop that mop of his off ;-)))))))
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abegtrup
1/10/2005 08:01:17 [ report this post ] | fink...
Message: I got special permission from xena... now you go on a scram before I rat you out for having
unholy carnal thoughts about our NEW captain.
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abegtrup
1/10/2005 08:16:13 [ report this post ] | Nomination time again...
Message: I nominate 120kz for the job of headless horseman - I mean he's already got the
horse and he's got experience as the team bouncer. Only problem is that pesky head of his is
still attached... Coach???
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bergil
1/10/2005 10:59:47 [ report this post ] | Head Zepplin eh?
Message: Sounds about right, your head has balloned. You were to be captain IF xena didn't comeback from battle or whatever womanly duties she has to perform. So back in your box, put the escaping gases from your deflating head to good use and beg a few forgivenesses
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xena
1/10/2005 20:01:52 [ report this post ] | Executive Decision
Message: Well hasn't this stirred you all up wonderfully? I'm even getting messages about this from other team captains. I am thrilled, THRILLED I tell ya, that COACH is so ruthless. It strikes me, on reading his post, that I have been far too lenient on you all of late ( aren't you glad you persisted with this now SD? :-) So to that end, and in light of Coach's wonderful dedication to beheading you all, I hereby OFFICIALLY appoint him as JOINT TEAM CAPTAIN. You will now address him as CAPTAIN COACH and lower your eyes in his presence, as you do me. He will remain as TEAM COACH as well as being CAPTAIN and, while he obviously won't be able to organize games etc, from this day hence he will be watching you all, axe poised, for the slightest slip-up.
bergil, that's no way to speak to the JOINT TEAM CAPTAIN. We will be beheading you twice for that.
CAPTAIN xena
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bgscot
1/11/2005 05:16:13 [ report this post ] | Captain Coach break with reality.
Message:
I would prefer to work up to beheading if you don't mind. Beheadings so final and think of the fun that a good torturing session holds. Perhaps I can be strapped to the rack instead... I've always wanted to be taller. I'd start small with a good kick in the jumblies. Thumb screws anyone?
Plus all of my screw ups, rants and blithering can be blamed upon the abuse of alcohol. I suspect that this is the case for many of my fellow chess slaves conscripted into the pawnstar army.
Your humble servant,
The Gimp
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gru88y
1/11/2005 08:11:53 [ report this post ] | Before we all...
Message: ...toddle off to the block, some of us with little sewage works in our trousers, may I just ask the
following question...
Who has not won a team game since the 13th Dec 2004 and in the mean time has lost no less
than 6, and I repeat SIX 'team' or 'team rivalry' games since then?
I think we should be told.
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srpen
1/11/2005 08:25:33 [ report this post ] | I got a better question...
Message: Who's holding the axe?
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abegtrup
1/11/2005 10:25:05 [ report this post ] | C & C Killing Factory
Message: Everybody Listen now ...
Everybody Listen now ...
Give me the axe
Give me the axe
Everybody Dance now ...
Everybody Dance now ...
Yeah ... Yeah ... Yeah
Everybody Mob now ...
Yeah ... Yeah ... Yeah
Everybody Rush now ...
Here is the man, back with the axe
The jam is live in effect and I don't waste time
Go and run if you don't mind
Run from the hitman run run from the hitman run
And I'm here to provide
Death and lyrics to make your piss your pants
Take a chance, come on and dance
Guys grab an axe, don't wait, make a whirl
It's your world and she's just a girl
Trying to get a nut to move your butt
That's so poor, so yo what's up
Hands in the air, Come on say yeah,
everybody over here everybody over there
the crowd is live and I feel this groove
Party pawns in the house
Move ... (Let your mind)
Move ... (Put me online)
Come on let's get, baby
Let the mob take control
Let the revolution move you
Get, Get
Let the mob take control
Let the revolution move you
Everybody attack now ...
Da da da da
da da da da
da da da da, da da da
da da da da, da da da
la da da da
la da da da
dum da dum da dum
everybody attack now
Pause take a breath go for yours
On my command now hit the killin floors
I'm gonna make you sweat till you bleed
Is that ... enough, indeed
I paid the price, controlled by ice
I'm more precise, to a point I'm nice
The mob takes control, your head and soul
Oh, your body is free but not whole
hack till you can't hack
Till you can't hack no more
Get on the floor and get warm
Then come back and upside down
Easy now, let me see ya
Move ... (Let your mind)
Move ... (Put me online)
The axe took your life ...
everybody stumble now ...
everybody beheaded now ...
everybody dance now ...
everybody ...?
Come on let's concede, baby
Let the mob take control
Let the revolution remove you
bleed, bleed
Let the mob take control
Let the revloution remove you
Da da da da
da da da da
da da da da, da da da
da da da da, da da da
la da da da
la da da da
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gru88y
1/11/2005 10:55:26 [ report this post ] | wtf was that abeg???
Message: da da da da etc.
SirPen, you wouldn't dare.
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abegtrup
1/11/2005 11:14:45 [ report this post ] | The revolution begins at....
Message: Mutiny on the HMS Pawnty
gameknot.com/fmsg/chess5/1934.shtml
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srpen
1/11/2005 12:43:14 [ report this post ] | Final thought
Message: Oh oh oh... social dude... beheaded. Not for that... well whatever that was... but for finishing this threa-- er... wait a minute... let me get back to you on that.
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abegtrup
1/30/2005 00:20:38 [ report this post ] | Who's thinking...
Message: just keep posting!
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abegtrup
1/30/2005 21:20:50 [ report this post ] | Who's counting...
Message: Is red good or bad?
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abegtrup
1/30/2005 21:25:53 [ report this post ] | Oh whoops...
Message: Guess I wasn't thinking or counting... got the wrong thread - meant to place the
comment at gameknot.com/fmsg/chess5/1934.shtml
Oh well, guess the two threads will have a race to 60 then...
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