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dansuno
1/15/2005
04:52:11
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 Subject: High heels, the crushing POWER
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What's more beautiful than a woman in high heels? A woman wearing high heels gives the impression to have "the power". She looks elegant and by her beauty, she has the power to "crush" her admirers.
All new members are welcome. They play chess elegantly, that means NO time out. They are willing to crush their opponents in a elegant way, remaining polite and avoiding all kind of vulgarity. Should they loss, they will take it with philosophy and humour.
Playing chess is like a woman on heels : it means trying to play in a "teasing" way, so your opponent appreciate the game. A good game is not necessary a won game, but a game filled with beautiful and surprising moves, which makes it attractive. Of course, try to keep control of the game all along. Welcome to all members sharing the same opinon. But once again, NO time out, please !
IF U WANNA BE A MEMBER OF THIS TEAM, PLEASE HAVE A COMPLETE PROFILE.
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xena
1/15/2005
08:17:56
[ report this post ] | I have The Power
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What's more attractive than a sword-wielding woman all gussied up in her leather finery and old bits of fur? Of course I'm biased, I guess, but don't hate me just cos I'm beautiful *tosses hair* The problem is, I don't crush my opponents 'elegantly' ...I just stomp them into the dirt like the bugs they are. Well actually I get my team to do that. I just stand on the sidelines, like all good leaders do, and laugh in an evil, but extremely attractive, manner. I'm sorry if I ruined your last forum by the way..I have a habit of doing that. I've been in therapy but it just makes me even worse. Anyway I'll just be on my way now...I'd run but these 6 inch heels are killing me. *totters off*
Chow, Xena
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roxanol
1/15/2005
22:17:24
[ report this post ] | Purple and black?
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SWMBO...
Are they in your traditional Purple and Black? Have you got the yummie Armor on? I cant seem to find my suspenders, xena and my armor is not done at the dry cleaners yet. It had to much blood on it from my match against apastpawn.
I love this team!! Crush them!!
Michael
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xena
1/15/2005
22:43:29
[ report this post ] | A shoe by any other name would smell as sweet
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Of course ...purple and black is my thing. Everyone knows that. Hey!.. how did you know I was changing 'The Pawn Stars' name? Have you been reading my messages again? I'm still tossing up between 'Dudes in Yummy Armour Lovers' or just the more direct 'Yummy Armour..The Power and The Passion' You've beaten me to the 'Suspender Lovers' title and rupert29 is going for 'The Fishnet Stocking Afficionados' I'm not sure about odonata but it'll be something to do with wigs I'd imagine...he always seems to be wearing one on his profile pic. I have a feeling GK teams are going in a new direction from now on.. a whole new direction ...and we have dansuno to thank for it :-)
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roxanol
1/15/2005
23:54:01
[ report this post ] | Actually...
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Panty Sniffers Team??
Team Description: I will sneak up on your queen and sniff her ***. I will conquer your chess army with the stealth and slyness of a perverted panty sniffer. All those who share this fetish feel free to join.
Courtesy of astinkyfart
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xena
1/16/2005
00:58:26
[ report this post ] | It's Shoe-time
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Now for a little musical interlude, I believe. Because we've been so mean to poor dansuno, when all he is trying to do is set up a fetishy-kinda team, I hereby dedicate this song to him and his two new team members
( To the tune of 'Blue Suede Shoes')
Well, give Xena all the money,
We've started the show ,
Some purple stilettos and we're ready,
To go, go, go.
We're gonna step on your high heeled shoes.
Gonna make fun of ya high heeled shoes.
Well, we can knock ya down,
Get in ya face,
Change team names
All over the place.
We can do anything that we want to do, but uh-uh,
No way can we lay off ya high heeled shoes
We're gonna laugh at ya high heeled shoes.
We can do anything but lay off ya high heeled shoes.
Ya can try and beat my team,
Ya won't get far,
Ya know we'll drink all ya booze
and then we'll torch ya car
Ya can do anything that ya want to do, but uh-uh,
We can't help but go *snort* at ya high heeled shoes
We'll take the piss outta ya high heeled shoes
Ya can do anything but we'll never lay off ya high heeled shoes.
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srpen
1/16/2005
03:52:09
[ report this post ] | Dear Stinky
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If I might be so bold as to make a suggestion I think "Global Panty Sniffers" would be a succinct and inspired choice. Looking forward to seeing that up there on the team table,
Yours in women's attire fetishes,
srpen (CO-CAPTAIN of the PAWN STARS YUMMY ARMOUR POWER)
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dansuno
1/16/2005
05:56:01
[ report this post ] | Try to rule the world...
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Without giving this impression, hehe
I got a name for the army, just waiting the soldiers, but we'll be ready.
There's always fear behind irony, and that's what i believe in my future army.
One distinction : My soldiers like high heels on woman when they meet them after war. I don't think theuy wear some to fight or even to rest.
Just like panty sniffers, they don't wear panties even if they sniff, but maby it give supplementaryforxces to them to crush opponents !
We love heels, and we are proud of it. Much more of fetishist objects (the poor reputation they have), high heels are a great symbol than can be without any dobt associated to victory !!!
Be ready, dear pawn stars and dirty toys, u'll have the ccasion to feel the power soon !
Dansuno
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becksdecks7
1/16/2005
06:08:17
[ report this post ] | Champions of chess
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The key to playing chess, in my view, is to grasp and engage in varying different situations with the best move suitable to you. There is no point trying to play someone else's move because you might not be able to make the next move after that. My team shows power in an elegant fashion, with all the audacity and fierce behaviour to go with it, and this will lead us to the top. Do you dare to challenge the masters - we won't lose!
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dansuno
1/16/2005
06:11:01
[ report this post ] | Yeahhhh
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Thanks, my dear soldier !
We need guys like you, and we'll find them !
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roxanol
1/16/2005
19:53:40
[ report this post ] | Sounds like a challenge
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Hey xena sounds like the high heeled soilders are challenging us. It looks like we picked on the wrong guys. I was hoping they would run off scared. Maybe we will soon see the crushing might of these guys??
Dirty Toys?? Hey, we take a bath every now and then. Well, most of us do, I think??
Michael
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xena
1/17/2005
20:46:43
[ report this post ] | Would You...
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...mind changing your name back to 'High Heels, The Crushing Power'? Somehow we can't get the same amusement out of 'The Fawlty Towers Team'. You've really ruined my fun.. I'll have to go and find someone else to taunt now.
Xena
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xena
1/17/2005
21:18:38
[ report this post ] | PS.
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...and you've spelt 'Fawlty' wrong :-)
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roxanol
1/18/2005
01:38:48
[ report this post ] | How about these guys?
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Theres always someone to pick on, how about these guys...
gameknot.com/team.pl?id=722
It's not their name that gets me but their team description, I mean... this is a Chess site, right?
Michael
Co-conspiritor and close ally of xena
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dansuno
1/18/2005
12:57:21
[ report this post ] | Back and stronger
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In Xena's profile, it's been said that she must be obeyed.
Besides, she asked it so kindly....
I decided to come back to the original name so xena and roxanol don't feel too alone without us.
It's a great pleasure to notice that after a few days, we already are irreplaceable.
Thanks xena for asking us to stay. tell me, sur you don't wear heels on the sly ? ;-)
And to be serious, I'd like point the very great sense of humour of both xena and roxanol. You could almost be belgian, just like me.
To come back to team matches, I am deseperatly waiting for new members to come, so we can give positive replies to all the challenges we receive, but we have to decline !
dansuno
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gru88y
1/18/2005
13:06:56
[ report this post ] | I thought...
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...Belgium was humorous enough...
"And here come the plucky Belgians, Jeux Sans Frontieres"
If he can't spell Fawlty, how can you make the anagram "Flowery t***s?"
And while on the subject of Belgium and datsun's profile, since when have the Belgians known
anything about beer? Come on Strawberries and beer don't mix. (unless they are combined with
damsels, stockings, wheat fields, sniffing bicycle saddles and pillage.)
I thanky you
the swinish multitude
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xena
1/18/2005
22:06:09
[ report this post ] | Fawtly Spelling
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dansuno still could have done that because he spelt it 'Fawtly', so all the letters were there...just in the wrong order :-)
I must say I am thrilled that the name reversal has gone through ..I am so looking forward to taunting you further. As for whether I wear high heels or not, that is totally classified information and certainly not to be revealed while gru88y is around... he is far too excitable.
Sorry, but I was forced to cancel the team challenge because I had other matches coming through. If you ever get some team members who actually PLAY, drop me a line and we'll sort something out. Btw, I have decided you can be an Eternal Rival because the others seemed to have pretty much fallen by the wayside (with the exception of Roxanol and Rupert). Consider yourself extremely privileged... I might even send my waiting list your way. The waiting list consists of timmi4...who I think might have actually given up waiting at this point. Anyway if there's anything I can do to hinder you, just yell out. Us captains have to stick together you know. After all, we are the #2 Fetish Team after your- good-selves ...we just don't advertise as much.
Xena (The Artist Formerly Known As 'Yummy Armour Power')
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dansuno
1/18/2005
22:23:20
[ report this post ] | ref gru88y
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Concerning the beers, I just can encourage you to take more information about it, and to learn what different beers exits in our little country (Gueuzes that are more complicated than the mix you mentioned, trappists beers, abbey beers, the difference between a good draught beer the the poor same in bottles for exportation, and so on...)
Not only we appreciate our beers, but also from all over the world.
Just check this URL from one famous pub in Liège.
www.vaudree.be/
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abegtrup
1/19/2005
07:34:10
[ report this post ] | We'd like to sample before buying...
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Please send 42 of your free beer sample kits, along with any complementary women's apparel
to: Lonely Island Drive, HMS Pawnty, Southeast Caribbean
We just want to be consciousness buyers - that's all...
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gru88y
1/19/2005
18:57:13
[ report this post ] | a bombastic reply
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the only good thing to come out of Belgium was the Schlieffen Plan
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roxanol
1/22/2005
22:01:16
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xena like you've never seen her before...
gameknot.com/stats.pl?roxanol
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abegtrup
1/22/2005
22:27:53
[ report this post ] | My EYES!!!
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Wrong... so wrong...
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pawns-kill
1/30/2005
17:03:16
[ report this post ] | PAWNS-KILL
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all i know is a pretty sexy woman is my weakness in life.even though im married.im not dead.lol:)Þ
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pawns-kill
1/31/2005
11:29:17
[ report this post ] | PAWNS-KILL
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HI CRUSHING POWER. I MY SELF AM ALLWAYS UP FOR A CHALLANGE.SO IN REGARDS TO UR COMMENT.I FEEL ITS MY DUTY TO CRUSH UR POWER.IF U ARE UP TO A GAME.INVITE ME.ILL SHOW U THE POWER OF THE TOYS:))HEHE SO DANSUNO PUT ON UR HEALS AND LETS PLAY.GOOD LUCK AND ENJOY A GOOD GAME WIN OR NOT.JOE:)
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tanno
2/02/2005
22:40:11
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I want candy
Bubblegum and taffy
Skip to the sweet shop with my sweet hot Sandy
Got my pennies saved, so I'm her sugar daddy
I'm her Hume Cronyn and she's my Jessica Tandy
I want candy
Put it in a pop
Split it wit my biddy, 50-50 down the line
Kinda like hostin' kindness of the cavity kind
Talkin' licorice kisses
Talkin' chocolate dowsed smiles
I want candy
I got a sugar tooth
Put on your shin guards, Sandy, 'cuz I wanna knock boots
Lick the peppermint stick 'til the lollipop droops
Gumdrops that don't stop 'til the lip locks loose
I need candy
Bubblegum and taffy
Get in my way punk, you're gonna get your a** beat, nasty
Do it 'til your dad sees
Embarrass your whole family
Just because you came between a kid and his candy
I need candy
Any kind'll do
Don't care if it's nutritious or FDA approved
It's gonna make me spaz like bobcats on booze
A hyperactive juice that only I can produce
That fuels a giant drill
That bores straight into hell
Releasin' ancient demons from their sleep forever spell
So they can walk upon the earth and get resituated
And hawk the diet pills MC Pee Pants has created
I need candy
Want some candy
Eat candy 'til I'm dead
I'll kill you for some candy
Give me candy, candyhead
Where you keepin' all the candy?
Who made you candy king?
If you don't give me some candy, I will make the ladies sing
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pawns-kill
2/07/2005
22:36:17
[ report this post ] | PAWNS-KILL
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hi all team mates.had a great day finally.6 wins 1 loser.heres a game if u like action.ups and downs.miss match swaps ect.out of all my games here this one was a real fight and most gratifying.50 moves in this game its interseting.both of us sliped out of atacks.we both were agressive i think i more so i had great sacs here to win this.introuble alot.but he also i replied with great moves and thought.here he is team match nick>queslett im playing white in this game#2718865 i also won my other game with him.near the end i had a qween and a rook he had 2 rooks 1 bishop.my pawn saved me as u will see but i also saced a bishop to get to him was a must to end the game i was in trouble couldnt sit back.we both played very well much respect for this player.he is a fighter like iam.joe
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pawns-kill
2/10/2005
21:04:26
[ report this post ] | PAWNS-KILL
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i would like to take this time .and say wellcome to all the new players.and a hello to all the older guys and ladies.this is a team that is young.but growing .and very good players.at all ratings.most of all this is a team that sticks together threw good times and bad.and a team that gives 100 percent support to one another.with their games or whatever life may bring.this is a team that fights till the end.this is a team that understands that their will be the ups of winning and the downs.BUT THIS IS A TEAM THAT STAYS AS ONE.with the best captain on the net.this is a team because of us.all of us.ps dont mess with my toys.for me meaning.my toys are my chess peices you mess with them.as we know u wil.thats the game.then ill crush you.most of the time:)))had a 14 hour work day all if this doesnt make sence its ok i understand it lol:)) keep ur heads up.eyes open.and look out cause here come the toys.danger danger whos next:)
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