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gru88y
1/20/2005
16:45:11
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 Subject: Pawn-saint's Revolt #2 Revenge of the Jacobeans
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Tired of being a trade mark?
Worn out by all the IPO's
Slightly worried by sirpen's taste in under garments?
Then welcome to our little Island, we have belgian beer, blow up dolls, penguins trying to find a
way past Bergil-15A and Abeg. (god bless im)
I thanky You
The swinish multitude
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orluzze
1/20/2005
20:45:58
[ report this post ] | beer
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What about that strawberry beer?
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bergil
1/20/2005
20:46:22
[ report this post ] | So Its
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Fantasy island, what happened to the promoted pawns? I thought you were starting a splinter team and cutting the apron strings from yummy mummy xena and cross dressing srpen. Speaking of co-captain fetish, why did he not fight in the big team battle with GBH?
Back by popular demand
Bergil "The voice of common sense and reason"
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abegtrup
1/20/2005
21:34:50
[ report this post ] | I wanted to name the thread...
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No PAWN of Mine
Well the key to my survival
was never in much doubt
the question was how I could keep sane
trying to find a way out
Things were never easy for me
peace of mind was hard to find
and I needed a place where I could hide
somewhere I could call mine
I didn't think much about it
til it started happening all the time
soon I was living with the fear everyday
I might loose my head one night
I couldn't stand to hear the
crying of my teammates
and I remember when
I swore that, that would be the
Last they'd see of me
And I never went back again
they say that time is a healer
and now my wounds are not the same
I sing this ballot with a pawn in my hand
I have to hear what she'll say
She'll sit me down to talk to me
she'll look up and down my profile
she'll say:
You're no pawn, you're no pawn of mine
You're no pawn, you're no pawn of mine
You walked out, you left the Stars behind
and you're no pawn, no pawn of mine
oh, her words how they'll hurt me, I'll never forget it
and as the time, it goes by, I'll lived to regret it
You're no pawn, you're no pawn of mine
but where should I go,
and what should I do
you're no pawn, you're no pawn of mine
but I came here for camaraderie, oh I came here for you
Well the days they'll pass so slowly
I'll think about them everyday
what would I do, if we clashed in a team game
would I keep running away?
in and out of team forums
soon I'll have to face the facts
we'll have to sit down and talk it over
and that would mean fighting back!
they say that time is a healer
and now my wounds are not the same
I sing this ballot with my pawn in my hand
I say we make her pay!
<Refrain ad-nauseam...>
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gru88y
1/21/2005
00:59:06
[ report this post ] | Nice one id=Abeg...
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.. You really are the Morrissey of The PS Ltd. Int. GMBH. etc.
Ah yes that wonderful strawberry stuff which was sent over.. well pastapawn ended up using
it as paint stripper while he was giving the barricade a bit of a make over. It isn't very effective
and the fumes made one or two of the penguins ill, so he went back to using VB. Does Harpic
make Belgian beer?
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bergil
1/21/2005
02:10:12
[ report this post ] | No but
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Hospitals use XXXX to kill golden staf and sterilize bed pans. The only trouble is that sometimes they clean them twice, if a different orderly come for it later. Cause they think its what the patient left in it and hasn't been cleaned.
Bergil
P.S Morrisey took it in the rump
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abegtrup
1/21/2005
11:09:58
[ report this post ] | Okay, who can tell me the moral of the story?
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The Four Cows
A short Pawn Star Pirates bed time story
Once upon a time there was a small city. At the center of the city was a small village, full of
farms. At the center of the village was a 46 floor skyscraper. On the roof of which was Farmer
Marmaduke's farm. He was named after his father, a man called Brian.
He had a field of mushrooms (not the magic kind, just normal purple mushrooms with yellow
spots). A run of chickens and four cows named Daisy, Maisy, Raisy and Gertrude.
Daisy, Maisy and Raisy didn't like Gertrude much, because her name didn't fit their rhyming
scheme. So one day while the farmer wasn't looking they chopped her up with the scythe and
fed it to the chickens.
When the farmer returned he was shocked to find Gertrude gone. The other cows told him that
she'd jumped off the roof in a fit of depression. The farmer screamed and ran to the edge of
the building and looked down, but the ground was far to far away. So he ran inside and began
to make his way down the stairs. The lift was broken.
At this point the cows realized they would be in trouble once the farmer got down and found
no body. Fortunately Maisy looks a lot like Gertrude, so Daisy and Maisy pushed her off the
edge. Thus Maisy fell to her doom.
Raisy began to express her feelings of guilt and Daisy had become addicted to the the thrill of
murder. So she killed Raisy with an axe she happened to have on hand, then waited for the
farmer to return. Clearly distracted by the shock of his cow's apparent suicide, Daisy killed
him also. Then she sold their bodies to the McDonald's on the floor below.
Daisy enjoyed running the farm from then on, and indeed also liked eating all the mushrooms.
She was insistent that for her farm to succeed all the other farms had to fail. So from her high
vantage point she dropped chickens onto all the other farms. From this hight a chicken reaches
terminal velocity, which creates quite a crater (and mess) on impact. Thus all the other farms
were destroyed.
Daisy though had even less business acumen than sanity, and having eaten all the mushrooms
and killed all the chickens she had no crop to sell. Thus everyone had to EAT McDONALDS!!!!!
The end.
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apastpawn
1/21/2005
11:48:57
[ report this post ] | I know, I know !
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The moral is - When you look down on everyone you can have it your way.
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abegtrup
1/21/2005
23:32:35
[ report this post ] | No you're thinking about moralE
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She's on another island buddy - she can't oppress you anymore... try to let it go...
Anyone else want to take a shot at it?!
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gru88y
1/22/2005
01:09:04
[ report this post ] | Well
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This is quite a simple fable, nay allegorical pontification. As with all such mindless drivel there
are
so many holes in it as to render it a broken pencil (pointless). Primarily, it is a
well known fact that cows are notoriously acrophobic, and hence Brian Marmaduke (senior) would
never have managed to get such bovines to such an altitude. In addition as every child knows
chickens can perform a rudimentary form of flight and simply need enough speed to provide lift
(something they are unable to attain with their own perambulations) so when said acrophobic cow
dropped them off (note: to perform such an action requires opposable thumbs as chickens are
difficult to grip let alone aim with hooves, and of course with one’s eyes shut so as not to look
down.) they would have mearly glided safely back to Midgard. Furthermore if one ignored these
gaping chasms of logic, (it is easily done, just watch any film given the epitaph 'blockbuster') and
one suspends disbelief and concurs that there are no more farms, cows, mushrooms etc. where
would the golden arches procure their ingredients for the tasty meals, which I may add, they tell
me I am to love it? (sic)
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abegtrup
1/22/2005
01:32:32
[ report this post ] | Well duh!
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You may need to sit down for this gru88y -
they slaughtered Daisy... it's pretty obvious.
Now thanks for your insight, but what is the moral?
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vcxz
1/22/2005
04:26:19
[ report this post ] | Beware of Animal Farm
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All Animals Are Equal
But Some Animals Are More Equal Than Others.
As for what Micky D's uses for ingredients.
Well farmer or cow they don't care.
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bgscot
1/22/2005
06:38:28
[ report this post ] | Keep it simple.
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This is yet another example of the fact that cows can only climb up stairs and not down. Once they've reached the peak of cow existance with good friends, plenty of food and good stuff they only way down is the hard way.
The moral of the story is don't be a cow when you can work at McDonald's.
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manchesterutd16
1/23/2005
18:11:20
[ report this post ] | the moral is
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People who don't take their medication don't get better, so don't have a cow man.
Manchester Utd
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xena
1/24/2005
00:20:11
[ report this post ] | Moral-eye-zing
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That story is about me isn't it? The moral is, do what Xena says or you'll all be in trouble. Stop messing about with dumb stories, Social Dude, and try actually playing some team games for a change. Just a passing thought :-)
HER
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gru88y
1/24/2005
00:53:12
[ report this post ] | I'm glad...
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... she said it. I don't think I could have held out much longer.
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bergil
1/25/2005
08:27:17
[ report this post ] | Are you saying
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your a cow xena? Social dudes story is better than his songs but that's not saying much is it?
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gru88y
1/26/2005
14:41:03
[ report this post ] | sirpen
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"With all the fur of time, with a tongue rough as flint, with the dry sex of fire"
You should try foreplay mate
(I shall wait for Bergil to suggest penicillin)
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srpen
1/27/2005
10:11:44
[ report this post ] | huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh
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makeashorterlink.com/?M6FF1165A
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gru88y
1/28/2005
08:55:52
[ report this post ] | So Come on Abeg
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We give up tell us what it is all really about.
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bergil
1/28/2005
09:06:39
[ report this post ] | Yeah start making sense
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oh and go on the attack in bl;ack/white pack team game
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bergil
1/28/2005
09:09:28
[ report this post ] | Number 9
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number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, no wait that's the other thread
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bgscot
1/28/2005
14:22:13
[ report this post ] | Yet again outclassed.
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Yet again I am being persecuted. Singled out no less. Muscled into team matches against higher rated superior players. Its obviously a conspiracy to keep me down.
Do I have to sell my blood to get an easy game around here?
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gru88y
1/29/2005
03:31:13
[ report this post ] | 1204
Message:
mad4mosad re-joins and we only win 4 games over the last two days.
So sirpen has got a blunt axe. maybe he is holding it upside down or something?
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abegtrup
1/30/2005
00:23:34
[ report this post ] | I forgot what the moral was...
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Looks like the team forum page is being overrun by Pawn Star threads again... what a pity. ;-)
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srpen
1/30/2005
02:46:17
[ report this post ] | Memo to grutthead
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Gee swinish, you seem awfully concerned about how I'm doing my job lately (I mean, you and everbody else, and by that I mean minus everybody else). It's not like I hang out at your work and tell you when to take the fries out of the deep fat fryer or anything is it? Fact is I suspect that SWMBO has something special planned for our new floor support, mad4mosa, something that goes far, far beyond your standard beheading... so I'm leaving that one alone. Wouldn't touch it with a ten-foot prop battle axe... literally.
Hope that clears things up.
The Managment
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gru88y
1/30/2005
04:30:04
[ report this post ] | it goes ping
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when they are done, now get back outside and clean those windshields before the lights change.
clear, I will wait and see.
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abegtrup
1/30/2005
21:22:21
[ report this post ] | The problem with a vegetarian running things is...
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She don't know when to cut the fat.
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gru88y
1/31/2005
05:16:33
[ report this post ] | But she knows how...
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.. to chew it
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bergil
1/31/2005
06:06:46
[ report this post ] | No she chews
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Her cud instead
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future-proof
2/01/2005
02:38:37
[ report this post ] | Pub Crawl - a-bit-too-hot-spots
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Latest update on the pub crawl: I may have mentioned Magennis's Bar in Belfast (North Antarctica) - errm well, maybe it's worth avoiding for the time being.....
news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/northern_ireland/4224955.stm
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bergil
2/01/2005
04:34:04
[ report this post ] | Missing link
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No I'm not talking about srpen or bgscot, Your link future- 101 proof in no good try again
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gru88y
2/01/2005
07:26:44
[ report this post ] | Penguin Pikies
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Well it works for me. I find (and I quote) the following very worrying
"Pensioners living in Upper Stanfield Street were caught up in the middle of the violence, and
some said it was the worst street fighting they had seen for some time."
Some time! F-P can you explain that please?
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bergil
2/01/2005
07:31:42
[ report this post ] | All I get is
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Cannot find page
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bgscot
2/01/2005
07:49:00
[ report this post ] | Try copy and paste gerbil.
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I'm more concerned about the following statement: "A team of forensic scientists examined the rear..." This wasn't your rear being referenced was it Future-Proof? Not storing penguins up there are you? Or were you one of the pub patrons hurling bricks at the cops?
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abegtrup
2/01/2005
08:53:26
[ report this post ] | I love riots...
Message:
Thanks for the notice future-proof. I hope you've been getting our official Spawn Star still
up and running. I'm off to Mardi Gras this weekend, so don't expect me to be a sober,
functioning individual for a while... I'll bring back the usual suspects of bar names for you
though... Pat O' Brians, Cat's Meow, Razzoo, and of course, The
Tropical Isle. =)
Whoo-hoo!
Handgrenades, Hurricanes and Hangovers - here I come!!!
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abegtrup
2/01/2005
08:58:52
[ report this post ] | yes odonata...
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That means you'll know approximately where to find me over the next week... but if I see you
first, I'm putting your name on the karoke list - and you're buying the first round! =P
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bergil
2/08/2005
19:26:51
[ report this post ] | No votes yet
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this thread has no votes for deletion, but we shall see what happens. Has everyone gone to Mardi Gras, where are you all?
Bergil
The cause of deletion and commotion on GK forums
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tag1153
2/08/2005
20:49:50
[ report this post ] | hey abegtrup..........
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The Tropical Isle (the original one, on Toulousse St.) is one of my favorite places on the planet. Have a Hand Grenade and a Horny Gator on me, and enjoy the tunes of "The Fantastic Frank Faust". When you are good and hammered head next door to the Dungeon after midnight and have the living bejesus scared out of you. Grab a Lucky Dog at 4 am and then proceed to vomit a technicolor rainbow. Wish I was there with you..............
NewOrleansPartyProfessional
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bgscot
2/09/2005
04:59:39
[ report this post ] | Lucky Dogs?!
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You know those are just for show, you're not actually supposed to eat those vile things. However, when you're blind drunk they are curiously appealing.
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gru88y
2/11/2005
00:52:46
[ report this post ] | an ode to vcxz
Message:
the worms crawl in
and the worms crawl out
the ones that go in
are lean and thin
the ones that crawl out
are fat and stout
you eyes fall in
and your teeth fall out
your brain comes tumbling
down your snout
be merry my friends
be merry
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orluzze
2/12/2005
08:53:58
[ report this post ] | be someone
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You always wanted to be someone, but you should have been more specific
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abegtrup
2/13/2005
10:41:47
[ report this post ] | I think he was very specific
Message:
he wants us to be a little girl named Merry.
I think he's been on the island too long...
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gru88y
2/13/2005
12:12:01
[ report this post ] | at
Message:
least I know where Birmingham is.
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gru88y
2/17/2005
16:34:59
[ report this post ] | and it is not
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in septic land
web page persons, you know nothing....
birmingham (or burmingum as we locals say), more canals than venice, more ethnic groups than
hell's kitchen, more people locked up in Guano-tanamo Bay than anywhere else and the home of
the industrial revolution, the pork scratching and Ozzy.
You knows it clart.
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abegtrup
2/17/2005
18:24:02
[ report this post ] | boo hoo...
Message:
Well maybe someone from tag1153's southern-bubbas team will send in a postcard from
the REAL Birmingham.
(hint, hint tag... get those boys mobilized -
www.pawnstars.org/socialdude/the_stuff/PostcardsEdge.htm)
P.S. You'll have to cut-and-paste the link.
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gru88y
2/18/2005
03:55:42
[ report this post ] | the real birmingham?
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.....
can be found here
www.birminghamitsnotshit.co.uk/
you may have to copy and pastey the link as per normal
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gru88y
2/18/2005
04:50:30
[ report this post ] | i'm told
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SWMBO is in a happy mood
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gru88y
2/18/2005
04:51:12
[ report this post ] | so maybe it is time
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to put away the buckets and spades
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gru88y
2/18/2005
04:51:46
[ report this post ] | load up the boat
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and.....
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gru88y
2/18/2005
04:52:59
[ report this post ] | set sail
Message:
Well that was the last of the Latvian gut rot, one or two of the penguins are in the family way and
who ever picked the colour scheme for the barricade, should have been the first up against the
wall.
The rating seems to be heading north and so should we back to our motherland and the bosom of
our leather clad mother for she will forgive and forget our little dalliances, even though some of
the penguins may not.
We have learned a number of valuable lessons here on this island; most notably being that there
is not much eating on a politically active gerbil and that all chess players are equal, even the
ones who are more equal.
To make up for our trespasses we will run a little competition to rally the troops behind our
leaders leather clad behind. Shouldn’t be too difficult.
Don’t forget to pick up your litter, we never know when we will need a bolthole again.
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