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nib-drummer
2/23/2005
04:21:58
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 Subject: Al Chesseera and Pawnstars OFFICIAL spawn site
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Okay so here it is the fight rink all laid out with nice bouncy canvass so that no-one gets hurt when they get slammed to the deck (I mean prawnies).
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Now everyone in Al Chesseera has at least two brain cells (means we have two to rub together – great for lighting fires etc etc). Now to kick things off, we at Al Chesseera would usually go for a question on philosophy or literature.. but we realise that pawnies are used to something a little more basic…. So here goes….
Please complete this sentence:
We hate Al Chesseera and detest everything Nib- drummer stands for because……..
There that should be eas……… hang on …. no …. that’s been tried before hasn’t it…. remember the CapCom…. 99.999r% of prawnies found it too hard to think up anything clever…….. or in fact anything at all ;)
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Okay… let’s try this.
For Al Chessera members… just go blue sky…. build your usual eclectic verbal mosaic, complete with references to published works and quotes from literatti.
For Pawnsters… Try to learn this to kick off, we’ll move on to the more complicated stuff later:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
It’s called the Alphabet! And all the words BIG and tiny are made up of these letters, well obviously not in the Cryllic alphabet, or Chinese or Arabic or… anyway you get the idea. Learn this and you too will be able to form words, the phrases, then sentences, maybe eventually a whole paragraph. Then we can move on to humour the clever juxtaposition of t……. oh forget that bit till later
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HAVE FUN CHAP (ESSES)
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nib-drummer
2/23/2005
04:31:05
[ report this post ] | Come on in
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.... old painless is waitin'
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mad4mosa
2/23/2005
05:16:41
[ report this post ] | ;-)
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once they mastered the alphabet we will be old men if not dead... i think u should have started with numbers at least they have fingers to help them count mad4it24/7 always and forever .. 1 .. 2 .. 3 .. 4 .. 5 once i court a pawnstar alive 6 .. 7 .. 8 ..9 .. 10 but then i let it go again !! WHY did u let it go ?? cause it was pawn star of course... do u know any fishman that keep jelly fish ??
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nib-drummer
2/23/2005
05:42:59
[ report this post ] | Latin homework for Al Chesseera academics
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Class... After the sad demise of Professor Orluzze, it falls to me to carry the torch for literacy and maths.
We'll kick off with some latin. Here are some translations, in English, of popular latin phrases:
Ibidem [In the same place]
A weapon in the arsenal of scholarly terms. Abbreviated ibid. in a footnote, and often italicized (underscored in manuscript) because it is latin, makes a reference to an identical source cited in an immediately preceding footnot.
hostis humani generis [enemy of the human race]
Few qualify for this appellation, suitable in our time for the likes of the pawnstars and um... say charlie manson..
Here endeth the first lesson. Please look up in your latin books the comprehension test on page 310 and have that to me by friday latest. Thanks
Oh... yeah.... madman.... please no more Romans Eunt Domus... ok?
Wonder if the pawnies have got to 'B' yet??... ho... hum.....
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nib-drummer
2/23/2005
05:44:54
[ report this post ] | But we'll have some more
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1..2..3..4..5. I like that!!!
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jasogold
2/23/2005
06:48:20
[ report this post ] | What have...
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....the romans ever done for us.
Enough with this clever speak, words and numbers are okay, but if I was in charge, swords for everyone.
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niceboy
2/23/2005
07:24:24
[ report this post ] | loosen up, guys
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Stick to your strength! Plain nastiness for some, complete, agonising lunacy for others, and our glorious captain should keep on using the glorioud talent ge inherited from his ilustrious forebear: poetry! Beat Mr von Trupp at his own game! Here we are, chasing our tails like mangy curs, while Xena laughs in her beard. No more egotistical rantings, except when you rant about youtself (always interesting) . Let's be playful, keep it light! Dance like a butterfly, sting like a bee:
Here goes, scene from Men in Tights
Abbot Trupp, in his ceremonious garments, is under way to perform the forced marriage of Marian to the Bad Guy.
<man in crowd nr1> Good Morrow, Abbot!
<Trupp> Bless you my son!
<man 2> Good Morrow Abbot!
(Trupp smiles benevolently)
<man 3> Hey Armin!! (in a mocking, heckling tone of voice)
<Trupp> Hate that guy!
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tertsius
2/23/2005
08:23:59
[ report this post ] | nib-drummer
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clever english literati, glitterati, 'literisms,' Telegraph Cryptic for bin, trash can, either beating it or trash at chess? You look so cute in your MOP Gear, but I can't see you, you are so camoflaged, try wearing a red coat? If your illuminating and ruminating ad nauseam was as good as your chess, well, we would all not be worthy but such is not the case. Chicken little was wrong about the sky falling or you falling from the sky, bounce boots and all? Soap box pronouncements and proclamations from Leicester Square are growing wan, try a bull horn, your squeeky voice is hurting everyone's ears! Let's be creative instead of being a profligate and profiteer off another team? You are just another flotsam jetsam here and crustaceans will either walk on the bottom or will be eaten!
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leo_london
2/23/2005
08:50:10
[ report this post ] | RIGHT
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FINISHED THAT...NOW, HOW DO WE GO ABOUT FORMING THOSE LITTLE LETTERS THAT YOU SMART GUYS USE.
Finally a few quotes..
Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snake bite..furthermore always carry a small snake..W.C Fields
Beer is proof god loves us and wants us to be happy...Homer
What if there were no such thing as a hypothetical question ?..anon
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niceboy
2/23/2005
11:26:27
[ report this post ] | gotcha tertius
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Why don't you just go play chess, that seems to be yer strong point, and leave the forum to the adults...
Read a little Tolkien while yer at it , flotsam and jetsam indeed!
By the way, what a thoroughly nice chap this Leo is! You the penguin guy?
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tertsius
2/23/2005
12:34:35
[ report this post ] | Adult indeed
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such indignity for a nice boy ") Tolkien, as in J.R.R.? Dime novel pulp, milk for the masses, try some meat read C.S. Lewis. And no I am not the Penquin but the Walrus. Coo coo ca chu and I figured I would pop into your Brittany of the Moment Blonde forum, to be know further known as B.O.M.B. as your desperate recruiting has fallen on hard times, but I have no dimes to spare, sorry :(
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abegtrup
2/23/2005
14:58:43
[ report this post ] | Impending Silence
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I'm about to get the biggest laugh out of this...
I have been asked, by the powers that be, and as Social Director for the Pawn Stars, to make
the following announcement:
This forum (and all other Al Chesseera forums) shall from
this moment forth, be boycotted by Pawn Star and Pawn Star
Friendlies alike, until such time as otherwise determined.
As I hear most of Al Chesseera's members have already lost their forum-posting privelages, I
bet this forum will grow dead and cold pretty quick...
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tertsius
2/23/2005
15:38:45
[ report this post ] | Not so fast Jimmy Hoffa
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Socialist Director, since when did this forum get unionized? Well being the scab I am, I am crossing the picket line my dissenting placard in tow. Must have set that fuse on the B.O.M.B too short or was it the Tower of Babel that has scattered the chesse? Being a syncophant to the PawnStars, me Johnny Wadamaker will now thump your heads and say so sad too bad your daddy. We are having a special on Kleenex, aisle 5, I would stock up if I were you boys!!
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nib-drummer
2/24/2005
00:04:32
[ report this post ] | hey tertsius
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thanks for the post, gotta admire your stand against the attempt to gag the whole of GK, you seem like a decent bloke!
You are right of course the more I post and wax lyrical, as you put it, the more my rating dips, bit like mike gatting when england captain, batting averages went south big time. Perhaps you could spare a brain cell or two from your bountiful supply and help me out!!!!
Don't feel sorry for the pawns mate.... it was an inside job..... the capo di tutti organised the whole thing... of course that news wasn't disseminated to the minnows at your level because... well it's none of your business....!;¬)
Anyway time is short and this particular crustecean must fly.... er... i mean swim... or walk or whatever they do.... anyway thanks for giving this forum some added zing!!!!! The cheque is in the post... don't spend it all at once........I notice in the FT that the price of PVC is sky rocketing.... better get your order in tout suite..! narf.....
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nib-drummer
2/24/2005
00:12:51
[ report this post ] | Gag Order... or just Gag?
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Hey social (ist) dud (e),
Read your message above, you ARE the red under the bed!?
please enlighten me.......why issue a public order asking pawnstars not to post on our forum - that's an oxymoron old chap...... they never post anyway!..........what waste of that expensive parchment you use for proclamation paper...
....and of that red waxy stuff.... er ..... wax....... that you use with the big new seal of office that goes with your new position as de facto captain of the pawnstars
keep up the good work abegtrup, you're worth ten PR directors!!!!!!!
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niceboy
2/24/2005
04:59:12
[ report this post ] | so saaaad
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Abbot Trupp has got his orders, there he marches. Mr Von Trup was ordered to shut up and lick some more heels
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leo_london
2/24/2005
05:37:49
[ report this post ] | As 41st
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in command of the Pawn Stars, I just dropped in to make sure that everyone is complying with team orders. I am sure abegtrup and gruubby are hiding around here somewhere, havent seen any posts elsewhere. I see you have now recruited a Mancunian with a delightful profile pic showing a c*** on his head...I will refrain from making the obvious comment.
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tertsius
2/24/2005
05:51:05
[ report this post ] | Nib-ble my kibbles
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I am easy but not cheap, so you had better gather your band of Mary men and rob NatWest ") If I had an 8 x 10 glossy I could be on the pawnamation team, I mean be one of the 7 drawfs to Cinderfella :)~ I wasn't informed about this capo tute capo business, was the red under the bed from severed equines? Was your Mike force dispatched from Sandhurst to quell the natives? Zing, next I will have some habanero's for your zinging pleasure, should be just the thing to eat right before some HALO or HAHO!! Bon Apetite! As for the price of laying pipe please re-read the first sentance ")
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leo_london
2/24/2005
06:04:35
[ report this post ] | I see
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GK has deleted a few letters, added *** in my last post, the word was used perfectly in context...indeed it is used in the gentleman's profile. It now appears far worse, could be taken that I used that other unmentionable C word...never ! not the language of an English gentleman.
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nib-drummer
2/24/2005
06:13:07
[ report this post ] | Your kibbles? MY kibbles
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Tertius, prob with this halo was that the "HA" bit went fine but there was no "HO" or "LO" element...... the candles we were issued with turned out to have noses of the roman variety..... and half the so called ice-cream boys in the stick chickened out and remained safely in the bird, consequently we dropped through the canopy into this sweat box of a rainforest and onto our group coxyx with no exit option.
We were on deniable ops and guess what... you got it... so here we are... now you can sit there in your sgt rock play outfit laughing all you like (i admit... it must look funny... as hell) or you can don yer kevlar and pop over to assist in the firefight?
The bank foreclosed on the mortgage so as long as you dont mind bank of hewlett packard notes I'm sure we can print of a coupla mil....
one thing i do know.... it's a long walk home to blighty.......................
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nib-drummer
2/24/2005
06:19:48
[ report this post ] | refraining from the obvious
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ta for that leo, yes as niceboy says, all the top brass seem to have gone somewhere quiet to have a siesta, perhaps they are on my "member wishing to join your team" message board where they were supposed to be in the first place.... but as michael crichton put it in his book congo: amy no jump...... amy no jump
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nib-drummer
2/24/2005
06:24:24
[ report this post ] | is it yet "at a time to be determined"
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.....we'rewaiting for abegtrup to fetch out his pawntroopers... even i never thought they'd give up this easily... perhaps they felt bad about their actions..... don't worry boys ... even Mark Thatcher walked away... it was the real men who ended up getting left out to dry...... know how that feels..... i do these desert camo lightweights are chaffing me summat fierce......
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tertsius
2/24/2005
06:31:58
[ report this post ] | Ahem Leo
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I have it on proper authority that you have been purported to be a gentleman but it has never been proven, nice feint!
_Kevlar is for wussies, boony or beret nothing else. Bowie knife and lots and lots of Willie-P, and 7.62. Collective bum sliding in a rain forest, watch out for monkey_boy throwing things down from the heights, and it aint edible ") Deniable plausiblity, what bird-brain Col. white washed the op sec on this one, the ice-cream boys, there we go again with the chunky monkey ")) I have my SRT-10 gassed up and ready to haul your croutons out of the fire. Better start burning up that ink jet this one is off the charts!
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nib-drummer
2/24/2005
06:43:03
[ report this post ] | SRT 10
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Better rack up some hedge cutters on that baby coz this forest is thick, would'nt want you scratching the candy red paint-work..... come on in old painless is waitin...... i got refills coming out of my rear echelon
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tertsius
2/24/2005
07:02:24
[ report this post ] | I am bringing a Jolly
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Green Giant and my Agent Orange, so breath deep the gathering gloom, watch light fades with the gathering plume of my Moab, so you might want to seek low ground!! So the truth is finally revealed you are a REMF!!!!! I suspected as much :-)))~ The only painless I know is suicide is painless, but that is another show, haha! Keep those refills flowing as you are not out of the woods yet. ")
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nib-drummer
2/24/2005
08:46:00
[ report this post ] | Whatssat.... courtsey'ous?
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You think i do my own printing huh.... i have minnions in sweat shops to turn out the money.... .... (my great grandmother and her toboy do 'em for me).............never F'd an M in my life, let alone in the rear echelon.... i meant THE old painless... don't tell you aint fitted a GAU - 8/A to your SRT? ..... i heard all you warthogs with wings had em.....
.... don't wait too long..... Bobbins has been casevacc'd..... he got bitten to oblivion by his budgies and has dropped off the perch for good......
............as I said come on in..... i just hope the battery pack is charged cos this is a whole lot on Monster Gun to be holding just to look suitably scary and impressive the big muscly green beret with only a toga and a scapel
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nib-drummer
2/24/2005
09:32:19
[ report this post ] | Habanero expert Genus Tertsius
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..... a mate of mine has just come back from Seattle on ..... er.... cough..... "official business".... he brought me back a tub of "Habaneros Seasoning from Hell" - "Beyond Hot"....
.... is this safe in a ham sandwich for breakfast or do i need some kinda fire fighting gear and a pool of ice to dive into...
..... you seem to the be habaneros expert.... pray tell........
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tertsius
2/24/2005
09:57:15
[ report this post ] | No Gau-8/A
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just trusty ole twin 50's mounted in the rear with that new fangled Metal Storm weapon to boot, incase I run into some of those un-dead folks. I always keep my pearl handled 1917 and my Glock chambered for my exit if necessary ")
_Sweaty rear echelon mo foe's, they are the best, they are always unaware, crayons and a Smurf coloring book suit cha fine ")
_Sorry about SagMaj Bobbins, those pesky carrion birds and their lack of grit in their diets, he obviously was a bad f(e)ather?
I will coming soon from <-500 ft. base jumping from a F-111, nail clippers and c-rats in tow, Cowabunga dude!!
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jasogold
2/24/2005
13:38:24
[ report this post ] | Now look at you two....
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....showing off with your special forces talk. I used to drive around in an AFV432, with smoke dischargers on the front, ahuh, you heard me right, smoke dischargers. And if things got really hairy, I could whip out my super fine SA80, and when I'd glued it back together, could let fly with 60 rounds of crappy 5.56 ammo. Sniff, sob, I want my SLR back, 7.62mm, you get hit, your not getting up.
And if a soviet T72 or T80 showed up, we could have a dig with our trusty old Carly G, or let fly at the supporting infantry with our bren gun, bollocks, I meant LMG.
And why are you jumping out of flighted chickens (now your getting me at it) anyway, it will land again, or get shot down, so why jump out.
Never liked compo, so loaded the 432 with fresh food, or popped into the nearest little german village/farm to re-supply. Hooked the tv to the radio batteries, 353's are such crap anyway, they never work, nd sit back with the BV's on the continual boil, and get the newbie cooking the bacon sandwiches.
Although I did try the LRRPS course, but got frostbite on the escape and evasion (December in the woods in Germany gets a bit nippy without shoes), and had to stop. I had a lovely sniper suit too.
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nib-drummer
2/24/2005
14:30:31
[ report this post ] | sniper suit...
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i think i may have seen you in that... a few years back i was "playing some games" with RAF Regiment types (Rockapes to you and me jase eh?) at RAF Laarbruch in Germany, back when laarbruch was a front line jaguar station.... our job was to stage a mock infiltration and dems job, the Rockapes were there to eat us up for their tea.... we had some fun got in - got out Rockapes were... um... dealt with.... then.....on the way out.... after the wire and luvvly dogs.....going through the woods i came across what i assumed was a hidden rockape OP waitin to hit us on the before we could reach the RV... snuck up and caught some german sweethearts... her on top.... at it like rabbits.... she was in a pink shell suit... well the top half anyway... he was in some sort of cammo get up obviously on a pass for R&R..... could have been a sniper suit.......i'm sure he called her ... um dolly... yea that's it dolly .... come on jase was it you mate? I think we should be told..?
so did they give you a rifle to go with the suit then? ah carly g ..... shame about the commie sounding name but then you can't have everything
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tertsius
2/24/2005
14:51:02
[ report this post ] | I thought this was a private
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conversation between a father and his son, sneaking interloper, how did you get by the razor wire, the anti-personnel mines and the killer attack chihuahua ") Acutally that should be grandfather for me :( Shoot I still blouse my jammies over my slippers, some things never change though I have given up wearing my web gear to bed ") We just jump out of them tin birds because we have the best bounce boots in the business, special alkyloid urethane polymer!!
Gilly suiting in the middle of winter, gad zooks tender foot, should have hid in the trees and started a bit of gobble gobble, them rovers are scouting the ground for footprints ")
May I recommend a AN-94 or one of my personal super special squirrel guns a GAU-17!
Are those bacon and grape jelly sandwiches, yummy, grease up the frying pan and get that newby baking!
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tertsius
2/24/2005
15:13:47
[ report this post ] | Niblick
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It was Dolly alright, BAA, baa baa ")
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nib-drummer
2/25/2005
01:29:25
[ report this post ] | Tertsius... bless you.. I've greased
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up the frying pan... bit left over so i gave your .50 cals a once over as well, hope you don't mind ... ok... ok... i know .. i know.....it's not machine oil... buy hey.... it smells better!!!!
jasogold "Dolly" Sniper is ex AP artillery sound ranger bod... you know ... ears like a bat......wait for the other side to run over your positions then phone matron from your sneaky OP behind the lines and call down ten tons of s**t on them ...... really.... nice people...!
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tertsius
2/25/2005
05:31:05
[ report this post ] | I hope you took the time
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to clarify the butter first, before making those scones from scratch ") My .50's will be the pride of the Division. Should I get the brass certified by Betty Crocker first, wouldn't want to undermine the G. Convention? :) You know those barking babies are forbidden against troops, but we know I was blasting away at his BMP and missed :)~ So Dollyboy is part vulcan/forward observer. Got to have good spinchter control to do that business, I would watch the women in your life, guy like that has no allegiences, and while your at it, get the barnyard critters accounted for and in their cages :)))
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niceboy
2/25/2005
08:16:30
[ report this post ] | grow up
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oh, grow up.
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nib-drummer
2/25/2005
08:36:55
[ report this post ] | no woman no cry
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don't worry Sgt Rock.... with those ears no woman of.. er.... woman born would touch with a cattle prod... i think we are safe.....
........ barnyard critters ARE all accounted for... well..... except for those killer budgies..... man they sure are hard to catch..... takes a good few rounds from the SPAS to bring 'em down..... but they sure taste good...
... hey Bobbins you readin this....... budgie.... sauteed or fricassed depending on which way the wind is blowing in tertsius's backyard...... served on a bed of cuttlefish and habanero hot sauce..... mmmm ..... mmmm.
that's good eating.... well the buckshot does kinda get stuck in your teeth... same with the little bones......
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