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nib-drummer
3/20/2005
02:40:58
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 Subject: Al Chesseera Captain's Quiz results
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I launched a poll of Al Chesseera team members to gauge the teams opinion of the veracity of its leadership. The responses will be posted herein, if and as soon as, team members get the questionnaire back to me.
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nib-drummer
3/20/2005
02:42:42
[ report this post ] | This is the questionnaire for anyone who lost it
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CAPTAIN'S / TEAM POPULARITY QUIZ FOR TEAM MEMBERS
Question 1: Do you like our esteemed team captain?
a) Like you? I worship you.. er.. a lot (recommended)
b) I hate you you with every fibre in my body
c) Wouldn't pee on you if you were on fire
c) Don't know / Don't care
Question 2: Do you think the team is well run?
a) Couldn't be better
b) This team is RUN??
c) I want to leave and join a real team
Question 3: Do you find our team environment stimulating?
a) I'm buzzing like a fly in a particle accelerator
b) Oh yes captain, it's just like being a mcdonalds crew-member here
c) zZ zZ zZ zZ.... eh wassat?
Question 4: What could Nib do, if anything, to make this team more exciting?
a) Nothing, you are perfect in every way
b) SOMETHING would be good
c) Die
d) Die and then be scattered to the four winds
Question 5: Which of the following team officials do you admire most?
a) Nib (best choice)
b) Niceboy (not if your life depended on it)
c) Jasogold (baaa baa humbug)
d) Mad4mosa (must be joking or insane)
e) Glorified_monkey (Don't ape his behaviour)
f) None of the above
g) Who are these poeple?
Question 6: What do you most enjoy about being in this team?
a) The chess
b) The sense of undying cameraderie
c) Both the above
c) Neither of the above
d) Both 'both and neither' of the above
Question 7: How many messages have you sent to other team members in the past week?
a) 50+
b) 25-50
c) 0-25
d) Couldn't be bothered to send any & I am a waste of space
Question 8: How many posts have you made on forums in the past week?
a) 10+
b) 5-10
c) 0-5
d) Couldn't be bothered to post & I should be terminated
Question 9: Would you like to more involved in the running of the team and/or in putting forward ideas to make the team better?
a) Yes
b) Yes and I'm going to start by responding to this questionnaire
c) Yes and here are some ideas..............
d) maybe
e) No
f) You're doing the job of ruining the team all on your own
Question 10: How do you rate the usefulness of this questionnaire?
a) The most useful ever
b) Ok I suppose
c) Waste of bandwidth
d) I didn't get this questionnaire
Question 11: Do you intend to respond to this questionnaire?
a) Yes
b) No (???)
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nib-drummer
3/22/2005
01:14:25
[ report this post ] | Questionnaire Response #1
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Team member identity witheld for security reasons
CAPTAIN'S / TEAM POPULARITY QUIZ FOR TEAM MEMBERS
Question 1: Do you like our esteemed team captain?
Shouldn't ther be fifth choice? "sorta."
Question 2: Do you think the team is well run?
b) This team is RUN??
Question 3: Do you find our team environment stimulating?
a) I'm buzzing like a fly in a particle accelerator ( no particle accelerator I've ever heard of has the capability to accelerate a fly slowly enough for it to maintain a state of unsquashedness)
Question 4: What could Nib do, if anything, to make this team more exciting?
b) SOMETHING would be good
Question 5: Which of the following team officials do you admire most?
e) Glorified_monkey (Duh)
Question 6: What do you most enjoy about being in this team?
d) Both 'both and neither' of the above ( I enjoy logical fallacies)
Question 7: How many messages have you sent to other team members in the past week?
c) 0-25
Question 8: How many posts have you made on forums in the past week?
d) Couldn't be bothered to post & I should be terminated
Question 9: Would you like to more involved in the running of the team and/or in putting forward ideas to make the team better?
d) maybe
Question 10: How do you rate the usefulness of this questionnaire?
It is only useful if you use it. So far I have seen no usage.
Question 11: Do you intend to respond to this questionnaire?
b) No (???) (hey, I'm not gonna send it twice.)
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nib-drummer
3/22/2005
01:17:09
[ report this post ] | Questionnaire response #2
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Team member identity witheld for reasons of personal safety
Question 1: Do you like our esteemed team captain?
a) Like you? I worship you.. er.. a lot (recommended) but you're not on my list of gods though, that would require you leaving this world.
Question 2: Do you think the team is well run?
a) Couldn't be better
Question 3: Do you find our team environment stimulating?
a) I'm buzzing like a fly in a particle accelerator
Question 4: What could Nib do, if anything, to make this team more exciting?
a) Nothing, you are perfect in every way (as long as you believe it's fine)
Question 5: Which of the following team officials do you admire most?
f) None of the above, I admire myself
Question 6: What do you most enjoy about being in this team?
a) The chess
b) The sense of undying cameraderie
c) Both the above
Question 7: How many messages have you sent to other team members in the past week?
c) 0-25
Question 8: How many posts have you made on forums in the past week?
c) I'm not allowed in, yet
Question 9: Would you like to more involved in the running of the team and/or in putting forward ideas to make the team better?
e) No, but if you need advice on anything...
Question 10: How do you rate the usefulness of this questionnaire?
b) Ok I suppose
Question 11: Do you intend to respond to this questionnaire?
b) No , I'm giving you my personal edition!!
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nib-drummer
3/22/2005
11:33:06
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Hello, nib-drummer!
Team member identity witheld for reasons of personal safety
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soarrehelle
3/23/2005
05:54:18
[ report this post ] | What Is A "POEPLE?"
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And do they take "drungs?'
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nib-drummer
3/28/2005
13:46:25
[ report this post ] | yep soarrehelle
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right again, them poeples are on many drungs
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nib-drummer
3/28/2005
13:47:37
[ report this post ] | Questionnaire response #4
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CAPTAIN'S / TEAM POPULARITY QUIZ FOR TEAM MEMBERS
Hello, nib-drummer!
Team member identity witheld for reasons of personal safety
Question 1: Do you like our esteemed team captain?
a) You have to like someone who is trained to kill you with the flutter of their left eye lid.
Question 2: Do you think the team is well run?
a) Yes, reminds me of the good old days of British Rail.
Question 3: Do you find our team environment stimulating?
a) Yes, it buzzes, like niceboy around a pile of sh**.
Question 4: What could Nib do, if anything, to make this team more exciting?
a) Teach us all some of the dark arts.
Question 5: Which of the following team officials do you admire most?
c) Jasogold (baaa baa humbug), but if my girlfriends t**s were eligible for office, it would be them.
Question 6: What do you most enjoy about being in this team?
a) Getting to thrash nibs at least once a week, and I'm pretty good at beating him at chess too (narf narf).
Question 7: How many messages have you sent to other team members in the past week?
a. 0
Question 8: How many posts have you made on forums in the past week?
a) 0
Question 9: Would you like to more involved in the running of the team and/or in putting forward ideas to make the team better?
a) Yes, and as 2ic, I will be in charge real soon, oh yes, I shall.
Question 10: How do you rate the usefulness of this questionnaire?
a) This questionnaire has a usefulness?
Question 11: Do you intend to respond to this questionnaire?
a) Not if all the demons of Hades were after me.
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alfro_j
3/30/2005
08:31:04
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Question 1: A
Question 2: A
Question 3: B
Question 4: B
Question 5: F :P
Question 6: A
Question 7: C
Question 8: C
Question 9: D
Question 10: C
Question 11: A
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nib-drummer
3/30/2005
23:21:05
[ report this post ] | alfro j
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nicely done..... posted this directly onto the forum to avoid tampering and therefore the world will know the truth about how disgusted you are withn the slovenly management of this so-called team and........ hey.... wait a minute..... you gave POSITIVE responses!!!!!!
Thanks alfro_j, we love you too. Hot milk and biccies anyone?
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