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daddysgirl
8/17/2006
04:36:35
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 Subject: RHBK TEAM FORUM #1
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Here we are!.. Now we have both forums, and this one only a click away;) Wonder if it will make any difference?
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daddysgirl
8/17/2006
06:40:34
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Our current score against the Sneaky Knights Connection stands at -5 !!! we have two games left to finish, if we win them we end on -3 Our Ruthlessness is no match for their Sneakiness.. will have to re-challenge and soon...:)
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daddysgirl
8/17/2006
07:28:04
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Ok team. Our next big challenge will be against the Global Bounty Hunters..
buzzinhills
bigguy who wants Flyerguy badly;))
daddysgirl
already messaged me with interest. any others interested in the battle?
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myid
8/17/2006
07:51:57
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Just so that the Captain does not think anyone reads her e-mails, or that she thinks that all of the rest of us are unable to follow her excellent directions - I thought I would just post this little note!
Forwards and upwards I guess :)
MyID
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daddysgirl
8/17/2006
07:55:30
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Hey, I got company.. whoooo hooooo
myid also ready for a Ruthless Hunt.. tho how he got here from my directions, I'll never know, I sent ya all to the antartic;)
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buzzinhills
8/17/2006
15:16:36
[ report this post ] | sorry guys
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i can't postpone again and parents have arranged surprise hols please don't kill me
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daddysgirl
8/17/2006
16:50:24
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you live and learn Buzzinhills, don't worry about it though, enjoy your hotel party;) tho you could try to add a personal message above your games explaining your dilema and hope your opponets chose to move at the last minute to try and help you out, you never know, there are some pretty good sportsmen/women out there;)
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daddysgirl
8/17/2006
17:01:47
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craig_osborne has also messaged me with interest.. the numbers grow..
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daddysgirl
8/18/2006
02:47:31
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Tally for the next big battle so far we have:
buzzinhills
bigguy
daddysgirl
myid
craig_osborne
yellowidol
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daddysgirl
8/18/2006
13:33:59
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now we add:
buff3liss
pesadilla
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buff3lis
8/18/2006
15:22:11
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let's kill them all MUWHAHAhaha
*coughs*
okay calm down.... one at a time then ?:)
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daddysgirl
8/18/2006
16:15:27
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I have a feeling it will get messy.. very Ruthless!
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daddysgirl
8/22/2006
02:31:35
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The battle has begun! as soon as the rest of you become available, more games shall begin.. so far the following pairings are underway..
daddysgirl (1837) vs flyerguy1012 (1974)
yellowidol (1832) vs kings_knight (1900)
pesadilla (1553) vs red_pawn (1560)
kingpin00 (150 vs breakerofwind (1548)
bigguy (1497) vs panga74 (1494)
markallen (1337) vs sankoteh (1359)
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bigguy
8/22/2006
04:31:52
[ report this post ] | Found it
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woo hoo, will try and chat more....
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daddysgirl
8/22/2006
04:42:14
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ahhh.. but at least YOU went via Antartica:))))))
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flyerguy1012
8/22/2006
20:24:59
[ report this post ] | MUWHAHAhaha?
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huh buff3lis..............(snickers and grins).......:D
best of luck to all of my former comrades in the upcoming match.........
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daddysgirl
8/23/2006
15:00:43
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well flying dude, ya gonna need all the luck ya can get.. cos I aint giving ya nothin.... but trouble~ you iz goin down baby, this aint no match its a battlefield..
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daddysgirl
8/24/2006
04:29:24
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First blood is ours!
markallen 1 sankotheh 0 a nice mate with 2 queens! very Ruthless
well done!
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merry_gentry
8/24/2006
16:31:33
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but i got here...i'll change my preferences to be avail for gbh challenge:)
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daddysgirl
8/25/2006
07:08:29
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GBH update:
markallen 1 sankotheh 1
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daddysgirl
8/26/2006
09:40:35
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glad to hear it MG:)
kingpin00 0 breakerofwind 1
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daddysgirl
8/28/2006
11:21:48
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losing the battle temporarily
kingpin00 0 breakerofwind 2
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boltonwanderersf
8/29/2006
03:53:19
[ report this post ] | Hello
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Hi there. I found it here too. Refreshed from my wedding and honeymoon, I am ready to join the battles that you have set up. Good luck to everyone currently fighting.
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daddysgirl
8/29/2006
05:33:44
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congrats and best wishes for you both xx
shal I put you into the GBH challenge then?
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boltonwanderersf
9/01/2006
07:56:20
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I'm up for it: I think I might be able to play now. Cheers.
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merry_gentry
9/04/2006
07:19:57
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this is not working out any better than our other forum is it?
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daddysgirl
9/05/2006
10:44:13
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at least its here, if any one gets lonely;)
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merry_gentry
9/06/2006
07:38:48
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tooo true:)
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myid
9/06/2006
16:39:25
[ report this post ] | What is that expression..
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...about leading horses to water. I know myself that now that it is so easy to keep in touch with people with e-mail and the like, I find it increasingly more difficult to do so! There again I am a bloke!
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buzzinhills
9/08/2006
08:38:14
[ report this post ] | lets liven this forum up ne1 4 a laugh
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three nunns died being as they were more educated about god they needed to answer a question to enter heaven
Q1 who were the first people on earth? asked St peter
thats easy adam and eve the nun replied
Q2 were did adam and eve leave? asked St peter
simple the nunn replied gardens of eden
Q3 what was the first thing eve said to adam?
Blimey thats a hard one the nunn replied right on through said st peter
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buzzinhills
9/15/2006
11:52:30
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Mommy & "Uncle" Frank
It's Saturday morning and Bob's just about to set off on a round of golf, when he realizes that he forgot to tell his wife that the guy who fixes the washing machine is coming around at noon. So Bob heads back to the clubhouse and phones home.
"Hello?" says a little girl's voice.
"Hi, honey, it's Daddy," says Bob. "Is Mommy near the phone?"
"No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank."
After a brief pause, Bob says, "But you haven't got an Uncle Frank, honey!"
"Yes, I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy!"
"Okay, then. Here's what I want you do. Put down the phone, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout in to Mommy and Uncle Frank that my car's just pulled up outside the house."
"Okay, Daddy!" A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone. "Well, I did what you said, Daddy."
"And what happened?"
"Well, Mommy jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming, then she tripped over the rug and went out the front window and now she's all dead."
"Oh, my God! What about Uncle Frank?"
"He jumped out of bed with no clothes on too, and he was all scared and he jumped out the back window into the swimming pool. But he must have forgot that last week you took out all the water to clean it, so he hit the bottom of the swimming pool and now he's dead too."
There is a long pause.
"Swimming pool? Is this 854-7039?"
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Golf Fatality
A guy goes golfing with his girlfriend. As he tees off, she steps into ladies' teebox and gets hit in the head with his drive. She is pronounced D.O.A. and taken to the morgue.
The coroner calls him in and says, "She definitely died from a blow to the head caused by the golf ball. But the only thing we can't understand is why was there a golf ball in her rectum?"
"Oh," he replies, "that must have been my mulligan."
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Blonde in a boat.
There was a blonde driving down the road one day. She glanced to her right and noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field. She was in a boat rowing, with no water in sight. The blonde angrily pulled her car over and yelled at the rowing blonde, “What do you think you're doing? It's things like this that give us blondes a bad name. If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your butt!”
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3 blondes need to cross a river, and they cant think how. They are given 3 wishes.
soo..
the first blonde asks to be 10x smarter...
She turns into a ginger and swims across
The second blonde asks to be 100x smarter...
She turns into a brunnette and find a rope a swings across
The third blonde asks to be 100,000,000x smarter...
She turns into a man and walks across the bridge
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A husband and wife, out enjoying a round of golf, were about to tee off on the third hole, which was lined with beautiful homes. The wife hit her shot and the ball began to slice - her shot was headed directly at a very large plate glass window. Much to her surprise, the ball smashed through the window and shattered it into a million pieces.
They felt compelled to see what damage was done and drove off to see what happened. When they peeked inside the house, they found no one there. The husband called out and no one answered. Upon further investigation, they saw a small gentleman sitting on the couch with a turban on his head.
The wife asked the man, "Do you live here?"
"No, someone just hit a ball through the window, knocked over the vase you see there, freeing me from that little bottle. I am so grateful!" he answered.
The wife asked, "Are you a genie?"
"Oh, why yes I am. In fact, I am so grateful I will grant you two wishes, and the third I will keep for myself," the man replied.
The husband and wife agreed on two wishes - one was for a scratch handicap for the husband, to which the wife readily agreed. The other was for an income of $1,000,000 per year forever.
The genie nodded his head and said, "Done!"
The genie now said, "For my wish, I would like to have my way with your wife. I have not been with a woman for many years, and after all, I made you a scratch golfer and a millionaire."
The husband and wife agreed.
After the genie and wife were finished, the genie asked the wife, "How long have you been married?"
To which she responded, "Three years."
The genie then asked, "How old is your husband?"
To which she replied, "31 years old"
The genie then asked, "And how long has he believed in this genie crap?"
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A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop & her son saying, "All of you b*stards who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you b*stards who are getting on, get your a** in the train, cause were going down the tracks."
The horrified mother went in & told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room & stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out,you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."
Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom & resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped & the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for travelling with us today & hope your trip was a pleasant one." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today." As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are p*ssed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the fat b*tch in the kitchen."
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david beckham, the pope, tony blair and some random little girl all on a plane thats going to crash.theres only three parachutes. tony blair says im prime ministers of england i have got to survive he jumps out the plane. david beckham says im an important footballer i have to survive so he jumps out the plane. the pope turns to the little girl and says u take the last parachute i have lived out my life. the girls says dont worry about it david beckham took my ruck sack.
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A girl asks her boyfriend, to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announced to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the counter, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms hed like to buy: a 3-pack, 10-pack, or a family pack. Im really going to give it to this girl, the boy tells the pharmacist. I intend to go for hours and hours. The pharmacist, with a laugh, suggests the family pack, saying the boy will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girls parents house and meet his girlfriend at the door. Oh Im so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girls parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer with his head down. 10 minutes passes and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend finally leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, I had no idea you were this religious. The boy turns, and whispers back, I had no idea your father was a pharmacist
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two nuns had been ask to paint and decorate this room. as they go in they lock the door. thinking there's no harm in it they strip off naked. after a brief moment of painting and decorating they hear a knock at the door. the ask who it is when the man replies:"blind man". thinking that its OK for a blind man to come in they open the door and the blind man says:"nice t*ts, so where d'ya want these blinds then.
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there was an Irishman, Scotsman and an Englishmen. they were running away from the police. they find 3 bags and each jump into them to hide.
the police come across the bags and the first policeman goes to look in the first bag wen the Englishmen says:'woof'! the policemen thinks there is a dog in there and drops it. the 2nd policemen goes to look in the second bag wen the Scotsmen says:'meow'! the policemen thinks there is a cat in the bag and drops it . the 3rd policemen goes to look in the 3rd bag wen the Irishmen says:'potatoes'!
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Two drunks went into a bar and had a few beers. One got up and went into the bathroom while the other remained at the bar talking to the bartender.
All of a sudden there was a loud scream coming from the bathroom. The drunk at the bar said to the bartender that it sounded like his partner screaming, so he went into the bathroom to investigate.
He went inside and asked his friend what the problem was. His friend said that every time he flushed the toilet something reached up and squeezed his balls.
His friend shook his head and said, You plonker, you're sitting on the mop bucket
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A guy took his blonde girlfriend on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. They spend a fortune.
The first day they go fishing, but they don't catch anything. The same thing happens on the second day, and on the third day. It goes on like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, the guy catches a fish.
As they're driving home they're really depressed. The guy turns to his girlfriend ans says, "Do you realise that this one lousy fish we caught cost us fifteen hundred dollars?"
The girlfriend says, "Wow! Its a good thing we didn't catch any more!"
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Notice from GameKnot: buzzinhills has lost his/her forum posting privileges as a result of this and other posts (off-topic).
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daddysgirl
9/29/2006
12:36:00
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shame we can't delete our own post here..lol.. oh well, hurry up back Buzz, and remember to keep your jokes for the website, not here...
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