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 Southern Chess™ (Gone to the mattresses)
 game (Insurgents have knight and draw odds)
game (Loyalists have 2 pawn and draw odds)
game (Loyalists have pawn and draw odds)
game (Loyalists have pawn and draw odds)
game (Loyalists have knight and draw odds)
game (Insurgents have pawn odds, Loyalists have draw odds)
game (Insurgents have knight and draw odds)
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Update:
3-23-10 bcshorts has succeeded in his first MOB HIT, and is vacationing in Vegas with three KLM stewardesses. phildothegreat has been sentenced to PRISON, and currently shares a 6x9 cell with a transgendered insomniac named "Muffy".
3-24-10 pascoeking has succeeded in his first MOB HIT, and has disappeared into the coffee shop underworld of Amsterdam. cmgraves' PRISON stretch will be served entirely in solitary confinement for blowing such a big advantage in said MOB HIT.
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Update: TO ALL MEMBERS OF SC
The Insugency has finally gotten it's act together, and has started posting on the team page. Because of this, the space parameters were exceeded, hence this thread. Here is where it happens. Let the smack talk commence
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Sorry Rebel Bastard II ...
SRB2 always keeps his mouth shut, and never rats on his friends.
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Please be advised:
For clarity and continuity, please refrain from posting any game links in this thread. I'll take care of keeping up with the details. You guys just do your thing.
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New MOB HIT
game
12 contracts issued/4 pending
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Urgent insurgent meeting required
It has come to my attention that a loyalist bunny will be prancing around next Sunday handing out chocolate eggs. We should get organized to eliminate this threat ASAP.
S.Hitman always keeps his mouth shut and never rats on his friends.
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Urgent insurgent, I'll bring the rum and percodans!
Should be back from my secret mission, in time to participate in the loyalist bunny fry. I've got the new 2000 lumen spotlight mounted on the "Persuader" and lots of 00 Bunny shot. Evil loyalist bunny must die.
Sorry Rebel Bastard II
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FYI
Computer drama.....forced to postpone for a bit. I'll be back Monday night. You kids play nice.
Thomas
PS - srb2, I would give $500 for a percodan right now
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For sale:
3 x well used latex doll
10 x latex patching kits
Robertors scalp
Will swap for method of blood removal from hands, boots and shirt.
Yeeeeeehaaaaaaaw!
Contact smeagel with best offer.
WWW. JUST KILL.com
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Southern Hitmen
from the insurgent camp just "Get 'er done!"... We also always keep our mouths shut and never rat out our friends.
bcshorts : I've thrown down a challenge, don't be like your feckless leader, tag, and go whimpering off to the ladies room with Dieselengine9 to buy up all the spare sanitary napkins to soak up the accident happening in your pants whenever you think about an angry insurgent with his cross hairs on your scalp. Instead of accepting the challenge, it'd be easier on you to just resign before you even move!
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Wasted one, who's next?
The hit on Adiu was a sad exercise, in that the Loyalist basically nailed his foot to the floor and ran like rats in a spotlight. He fought valiantly, with the few tools he was given; but where was his support? Certainly it was not provided by his brave Loyalist buddies. You don't have to be able to outrun the bear, you just have to be faster than your buddies. I wish I could have gotten him to see that the reason for his failure was so his buddies could have time to run and hide. I checked the Ladies Room and while there was feces smeared on everything and burnt butt hairs everywhere; Tag and DE9 were nowhere to be found. The stench was overwhelming. I will be taking the rest of the week off, so that I might participate in the True Southern Chess Annual Evil Loyalist Bunny and Prairie Dog Blast.
Sorry Rebel Bastard II
PS - Tag. While I prefer a good Kentucky Sour Mash Whiskey, I found out many years ago that Percs must be taken with a Haitian Rhum mixed with RC Cola to truly enjoy the many side effects (IE. muscle cramping, constipation, police and zombie communications).
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12 contracts issued (1 pending)
Here is the latest update.
game - Loyalists have draw odds
game - Loyalists have pawn and draw odds
game - Insurgents have pawn and draw odds
game - Insurgents have draw odds
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Update:
srb2 won his first MOB HIT, and has taken off for the Keys with Miss October 2007. He claims he will be teaching her how to "snorkel". His victim, adui, was just sentenced to Miquelon PRISON, where he is doing easy time (a' la Goodfellas) for taking such ridiculous odds in his MOB HIT like a man. smeagel has won his first MOB HIT as well, and has skipped the country (supposedly bouncing around SE Asia doing adult films). His victim, robertor, was sentenced to the Miquelon Institute for the Mentally Ill, as losing with odds so great in his favor is a sure sign he has lost his effing mind.
The Insurgents currently lead the Loyalist 3-1. phildothegreat, cmgraves, adui, and robertor are currently in PRISON, and CANNOT lose their next MOB HITS or they get WHACKED.
Here is a summary of all MOB HITS:
srb2 v. adui (white has knight and draw odds)*****Insurgents Win*****
smeagel v. robertor (black has 2 pawn and draw odds)*****Insurgents Win*****
chanakam2000 v. azredrider (white has pawn and draw odds)
cmgraves v. pascoeking (white has pawn and draw odds)*****Insurgents Win*****
bcshorts v. phildothegreat (white has knight and draw odds)*****Loyalists Win*****
jerry64 v. troop80 (white has pawn odds, black has draw odds)
lost_in_chaos v. hillbillyboy (white has knight and draw odds)
graderguy v. bcshorts (black has draw odds)
jean_valjean v. yodean (black has pawn and draw odds)
hockeyknight v. dieselengine9 (white has pawn and draw odds)
nicolso v. juanvaldezmyhero (black has draw odds)
Stay tuned
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Anouther one bites the dust
Hockeyknight has the title for quickest win and at 7 effective moves he won't be beaten easily. Awesome. Owned Diesel. Owned him hard and often.
Come on Loyalists its not like you guys weren't warned. You had your chance to save yourselves. I have heard rumours of trading Sir Tags alot for your lives.....
Just face facts you guys are doomed and there are only 2 things you can do about it.
Like it or nothing.
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Update:
hockeyknight has won his MOB HIT against dieselengine9. To celebrate, the victor has begun a fourteen country tour of upper echelon cathouses. The vanquished joins two of his 64th St. crew in the big house, where he has been voted "Designated Soap Picker Upper" by his showermates. The 64th St. crew now has 3/4 of its members in PRISON. Insurgents 4, Loyalists 1.
Stay tuned
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Exploted draw odd
Ha Ha, I exploted draw odd .
Loyal to thorn
game
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Looks like we have them
by the short hairs my insurgent brethren! I think the loyalists will start to rend and tear at each other now. Their leader, that ego maniacal dervish -Tag-a-long, will probably throw one of his Prozac induced hissy fits, threaten his gang with horrific tortures involving spray paint, thongs and 9 volt batteries, then storm off to his closet full of womens underwear (he calls it his "bunker") and take solace in lace and cheap bourbon while his gang flounders like a pig under the gate......
You poor bastards should throw in the towel, the insurgency is on you like (in the now famous words of jean_valjean) "A hobo on a ham sandwich."
graderguy
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*****PLEASE*****
DO NOT post links on this thread. For the sake of continuity and clarity, please allow me to post the links and keep up with the details. When everyone starts reporting the "facts" things will get very confusing. I assure you that I check the games multiple times daily. I will not be actively involved in smack talking here - that is for you guys. Just let me drive
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Update:
chanakam2000 has won his MOB HIT against azredrider. As a reward, the Boss has given him the baby oil concession at the 2010 Girls Gone Wild Wrestling Championships. The loser of this MOB HIT is doing hard time at Miquelon PRISON, where he spends the majority of his time trying to avoid "the Sisters", who seem to have taken a shine to him. Insurgents 4, Loyalists 2.
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Continuity and clarity??
are you out of your ever loving mind?? WTF is THAT??? Aren't we on this team to _destroy_ those very things??? It's no damn wonder there's an insurgency!
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It bears repeating ...
Like a hobo on a ham sandwich.
SRB2 always keeps his mouth shut, and never rats on his friends.
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Just woke up
Hey you pagan loyalists! I just found this posting site - I thought that your rabbit-herding captain was messing with me...but then I came out of my coma and found it. Yee-ha...time to harass some loyalists!!
the Doc
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I would like to refer you Loyalist Scum
To Professor Siegel's (Ethansiegel - I wonder if we'll ever know his real name?) profile for a message from the insurgents.
I would tell you who is responsible, but we insurgents
Keep our mouths shut, and never rat out our friends!!!
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grader
I am not sure that the loyalist scum can read.... maybe some cute pictures of their cousins will get their attention?
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INsurgent Scum
We have patiently listened to your "Always keeps his mouth shut" oxy moronic feeble witted blethering. Your attempt to intimidate, instigate, reprobate, the Loyalist of Southern Chess while practicing self pleasure that wouldn't satisfy even my cheapest blow up doll ,, and it is ... well I would say it is irritating but it doesn't even rank that, ... about all it ranks is the quality of stench of rotten alligator eggs in a Louisiana swamp.
Docw. I found a picture of you with your siblings and cousin (the girl in the middle) and posted it for you...
www.drbukk.com
yeah... don't talk about my cousins... I will expose your for the urinal cake you are...
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Attention-Serious Substantive Hostilities on Levels Everywhere Soon
Pity, losers Ethan and Dave forgot our real meaning eliciting regime change. You finally understand Citizen Kane's seriously treacherous intonation "Kansas sucks".
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the gloves are off
You overtly usurp my intelligent schemes endlessly. Retribution always brings laudable envy. For upper class karma, seek groups of numb nutted a$$holes deliberately enacting silly themes relying on yore.
Your omniscient user,
Thomas
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If you hadn't been given a hint
you'd still be in the dark. roflmAo!!!
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Dave
Good one! For us crazy kids, you offer uncanny rants saying endlessly laughable funny's
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