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niche-works.com The things people say ... (about me)
They say opposites attract. I hope you meet someone who
is good-looking, intelligent, and cultured.
I know you are nobody's fool, but maybe someone will
adopt you.
You were the answer to a prayer. Your parents prayed that
the world would be made to suffer and you came along.
You're a habit I'd like to kick; with both feet!!
I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.
If I said anything to you that I should be sorry for, I'm
glad.
You were born because your mother didn't believe in
abortion; now she believes in infanticide.
I admire you because I've never had the courage it takes to
be a liar, a thief, and a cheat.
You're acquitting yourself in such a way that no jury ever
would.
Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given
you worse advice.
Let's play horse. I'll be the front end and you be yourself.
I'll never forget the first time we met -- although, I'll keep
trying.
You are not the worst person in the world, but until one
worse comes along, you'll do.
TACTICS !!
An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey. He wanted to plant
his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as
the ground was hard.
His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison.
The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his
predicament:
Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty sad because it looks like I won't be able
to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too
old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here
my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to
dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
Love,
Papa
A few days later he received a letter from his son.
Dear Papa,
Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are
buried.
Love,
Vinnie
At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police
arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any
bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.
That same day the old man received another letter from his
son.
Dear Papa,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I
could do under the circumstances.
Love,
Vinnie
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