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CHESS TEAM PROFILE AND STATS

Name:"Boltzmann Brains"
Created:31-Mar-08
Homepage:www.gameknot.com
Description:
What is a Boltzmann Brain?

To learn, click on:

www.nytimes.com

Why we (the team) exist:

"In 2006, Dr. (Don) Page calculated that the dark energy would have to decay in about 20 billion years in order to prevent (the
universe) from being overrun by Boltzmann brains."

-- The New York Times, Jan. 15, 2008

Mission statement(s):

To prevent that from happening. (The dark energy part, not the Boltzmann brains part.)

To support the minuscule probability, according to Princeton particle theorist Nima Arkani-Hamed, that "the Large Hadron Collider
might make dragons that might eat us up."

-- The New York Times, March 29, 2008

To celebrate "the cosmos (tending) toward greater entropy, as man tends towards ever
more destructive tendencies and the AFC North tends towards the passing game, and
the only constant in our mutable world is change."

-- The Onion, Dec. 13, 2007

Graphic: The New York Times

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Team ladder rank:79
Ladder rank change:
Team rating:1365
Average player rating:1428
Team score:138
Finished games:7679
 
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