| Description: | FYI the WalMart pharmacy chick tells me to be careful every time she fills a scrip............should have paid attention to her...........my pants have been on fire for the past five minutes and I just became aware of it...............I think my first son will be named Paxil........(if a boy, Klonopin if a girl)............told the shrink you guys were my "support system".....she suggested that is unhealthy........so I dropped a deuce on her desk and leapt through the window fanatically singing 'Sister Christian' at the top of my lungs.......I've reached my back up command post, and am stacking prescription bottles......I'm at 31 (world record 46)......I'll keep you posted......and just so you know, there ARE a few benefits of being crazy........I've got so many Jello pudding packs its just downright scary......
PS - If / when Gitmo closes, Southern Chess™ will be moving in. |