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DO YOU LOVE CHESS? ARE YOU A DUDE? Then read on...

Some people are born dudes, some people become dudes whilst others have dudeness thrust upon them. The vast majority of people will never be dudes regardless of how hard they try - be proud ChessDudes, you are the fortunate few!
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Necessary attributes for all ChessDudes:
- must be a dude (gender non-specific)
- must love chess
- a sense of humor (if you've got no sense of humor but are funny looking that is ok)
- good personal hygiene (optional)
- gender, weight, political preference, skin color, age, height are all necessary but I don't care what they are
- only those with a good attitude and a team focus need apply
- I prefer paid members but will consider all applicants fairly - bribes gratefully accepted
- non-paying gk site members must have completed a minimum of 50 games without any timeouts to be considered for membership of ChessDudes - family and friends of current ChessDudes are exempted from having to satisfy this condition
- we hate The Eagles, man

SO, IF YOU LOVE CHESS AND YOU'RE A DUDE AND YOU WANT TO BE A PART OF A VERY COOL TEAM THAT'S BEEN ON GAMEKNOT SINCE FEB 2005 THEN JOIN THE TEAM AND LET'S KICK SOME (non-DUDE) BUTT!!!
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TEAM PIC:
Our spirit guide and mentor, our inspiration, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you’re not into the whole brevity thing - the dude Jeffery Lebowski. The Dude abides.
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TEAM MOVIE:
The Big Lebowski
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TEAM RULES:
* Play the best chess you can; always show respect to your team-mates and your opponents; have fun; and, NO TOLERANCE FOR TIMEOUTS!
* We don't take ourselves too seriously but we do try to take our chess seriously
* ChessDudes don't roll on Shabbos
* Check into the team forum regularly to keep up with team news and discussions gameknot.com
* All ChessDudes must have at least two active team games at any given time unless your vacation flag is set. Please let chilliman or one of the other captains know if this is not possible.
* New team members will be limited to a max of ten team games in their first six months of team membership.
* Timeouts - they hurt the team - should you have unexplained timeouts in team games you may be removed without warning so please contact chilliman directly to discuss - you have been warned! I really don't want to send ChessDudes Head of Security netstv over for a quiet 'chat' - you don't want that!
* All dudes to be added to friends list of team captains.
* Be Dude to everyone you meet
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HALL OF FAME current dudes only

>2000 Team Games
ironfist1 - first dude to reach 1000 & 2000 & 3000
gensek8130

1000 Team Games
netstv, reodoi, eric32577, mathdub, mr_andersson

500 Team Games
chilliman64, nrgball
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TEAM BEVERAGE:
White Russian (aka Caucasian)
2 oz vodka
1 oz coffee liqueur
light cream (or milk)
ice cubes to taste

step 1 - pour vodka and coffee liqueur over ice cubes, fill with cream and serve
step 2 - drink one now - drink lots!

(just kidding - Team ChessDudes encourages the responsible use of alcohol - lololololololol)
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OFFICIAL TEAM OPENING:
Anderssen's Opening - 1.a3
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TEAM SONG (with respect and apologies to The Seekers):
I'm the hot wind from the desert
I'm the black soil of the plains
I'm the mountains and the valleys
I'm the drought and flooding rains
I am the rock, I am the sky
The rivers when they run
The spirit of this great site
From team ChessDudes, I am one

We are one, but we are many
And from all the lands on earth we come
We play chess and we don't timeout
I am, you are, we are the GK ChessDudes
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TEAM HOMEPAGE is most recent Team Forum - all team members and visitors are encouraged to contribute.
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DUDE QUOTE GENERATOR: dudeism.com
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TEAM MATCH RESULTS: gameknot.com

PAST TEAM GAME RESULTS: gameknot.com
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PAST FORUM PAGES: error 404 encountered, refer to head of Customer Service and Complaints netstv (not recommended, you have been warned)
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Current Team Tournament:
2026 - coming soon!

PAST TEAM TOURNAMENTS:
2023 - gameknot.com
2020 - gameknot.com
2018 - gameknot.com
2017 - gameknot.com
2016 - gameknot.com
2015 - gameknot.com
2014 - gameknot.com
2013 - gameknot.com
2012 - gameknot.com
2011 - gameknot.com
2009 - gameknot.com
2007 - gameknot.com
2007 - gameknot.com
2007 - gameknot.com
2006 - gameknot.com
2006 - gameknot.com
2005 - gameknot.com
2005 - gameknot.com
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NAME AND SHAME
Teams we will not accept matchups from due to their captains offering unfair matchups and/or generally acting in a very uncool manner (more info available on request):

the slate has been wiped clean
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BEST TEAM RATING:
May 19th 2018
Team ladder rank - 15
gameknot.com
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TO TEAM CAPTAINS OF GAMEKNOT
If an ex-ChessDude wants to join your team, feel free to contact me for a reference.
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FRIENDS OF CHESSDUDES:
all teams are Friends of ChessDudes (unless they appear in Name and Shame.)