Welcome back to another of TehPwn3r's critically acclaimed* annotated chess games! All references to or from THE BIRD and/or is associates is hereby coincidently coincidental. Also, noodles. (*Critically bad, that is.) |
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1. e4
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Here my opponent begins by pushing up his rook. Yes, his rook. Your eyes are really getting bad, aren't they? |
 
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1... e5
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I counterattack by using my bishop. (Just kidding! Its actually my knight!) |
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2. Nf3
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This early mistake here will cost my enemy dearly. Taking his knight out early increases the chance of a left-mate-pin, also commonly known as 'fmoodle-smong'. |
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2... Bc5
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Here I have set up the 'donkey formation', a subtle but overhwelming opening in its own right. Few can defend against its brutal simplicity. |
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3. Bc4
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Another silly mistake here. Just silly. Silly silly silly. |
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3... c6
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Here you can see the potential of triple-check. Checkity. |
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4. Nxe5 Qh4
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A fluid, beautifully timed move. The pentagonal formation created by the bishop-hook is unmistakable. |
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5. O-O Bd6 6. g3 Bxe5
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A fork! (Or maybe a spoon, I'm not quite sure...) |
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7. gxh4
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Here white plays very badly... a rookie mistake that has ensured his own brutal demise. |
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7... Nh6 8. d4 Bf6
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I learnt three things from this move:
1. Noodles are yummy. 2. I can't count. |
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9. Qh5 Bxd4 10. Bxh6
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Another mistake here. A meaningless tactic that will accomplish nothing. |
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10... Bxb2
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Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha *snort* ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! (also, a spork) |
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11. Qxf7+ Kd8 12. Bxg7 Re8 13. Bxb2
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You can see here how novice my opponent is. Imbecilic and featherbrained moves like these only serve to accentuate his inane and immaturity. It also opens up the right flank-fmoddle. Or something. |
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13... d6 14. Bf6+ Re7 15. Qxe7#
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Another silly mistake, utterly useless- oh wait, its checkmate. No matter.
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