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28... h5
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I chose to move my rook back to attack the pawns, as c3 solidifies white's position too much for my likings.
Instead I'm going to see if my h pawn can promise any death and destruction after an exchange. |
 
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29. Re3+
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Okay, so white finally chooses to win the pawn. Once the rooks are traded there will be no stopping the a b c pawns from marching to victory. |
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29... Kd6 30. Rxe2
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That powerful e pawn has finally taken his last breath. *funeral music plays in the distance* If not for that stupid f pawn dropping, the e pawn may have one day grown up to be the queen, but she was stabbed in the back by one of her closes friends. |
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30... Rh4
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Then, I trade roo---- wait what? No! I can't trade rooks! Not yet! I must keep trying! |
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31. c3
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But of course! Secures white's little pawn party, which of course I wasn't invited to. |
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31... g5
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Okay, so now that I got rid of the pesky f pawn there will be nobody to stop the g pawn from achieving her goal of becoming a queen, right? Well... you'll have to wait and see! |
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32. Rg2
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White's trying to limit blacks squares, and succeeding, give the cba pawns even more power. |
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32... g4 33. Rg3
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White doesn't want black moving to h3, it seems. |
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33... Rh1+
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Perhaps maybe I can still get a draw by getting my rook to do enough damage to the cba crew before white picks of my last few men? |
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34. Kf2 Kd5
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The king wants to join the battle... |
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35. Kg2 Rc1
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White's king claims the corner, making it harder for me to run my g and h pawns up after any exchange of rooks. |
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36. a5
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Okay, so white's now just taking his time. If black moves c4 and tries to exchange rooks the a pawn becomes a queen faster than you can say taco sauce!
But it's not over yet! |
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36... Rc2+
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And now I see it. Remember the e pawn, earlier, betrayed by her dearest friend f, who was secretly working with the white side, and ruined her chances of ever becoming a queen? Well, do you also remember, then, that the g pawn, who can no longer be betrayed by the evil f pawn also one day wants to become a queen?
Well it just so happens that there's a third piece that wants to one day be promoted. The h pawn. He, however, hopes to one day be a rook, as he's really not into cross-dressing. And he's willing to do anything he has to do it. Luckily, his high school buddy, the rook, is willing to help! |
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37. Kh1
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Step one: force the white king out of the corner, unless white instead chooses to have a draw. Yeah, right. |
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37... Rc1+ 38. Kg2
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Back and forth we go, where we're headed nobody knows! Okay, so basically anywhere not on the e file, really. |
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38... Rc2+ 39. Kg1 Rc1+ 40. Kf2 Rc2+ 41. Ke1 h4
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Now that black has gotten the king out of the corner, phase two of the plan begins: shove your buddy in front of the guard and make a run for it. |
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42. Rxg4
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It's the guards duty to kill trespassers, so that's what he does, of course. |
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42... h3
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Run, pawn, run! RUN!!! |
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43. c4+
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White see's what's coming, and he decides to take this free move to get his pawns one space closer to a queen of his one. |
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43... Kc6
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I want to be in front of the pawns, once any trading goes down. |
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