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21... exf4
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Invading the castle for all the apples and other assorted fruits for my horsey. |
 
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22. gxf4
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meh... |
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22... Qxf4
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Your castle is all but destroyed, your apples will soon belong to me! |
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23. Rfh1
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A pathetic attempt to raid my castle! The pool table shall remain in my possession. |
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23... h6
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Your feeble assault has been repelled! My bulwark of fortitude is unrivaled! |
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24. Rh4
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I'm not worried. Your apples will soon belong to me. |
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24... g5
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And my castle suddenly grows feet and charges into the fray! Soon i shall send everything at your crumbling structure. Except for the pool table of course... That stays with me. |
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25. Nxg5
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A last ditch effort to create an opening for my pool table. |
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25... Qxg5
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However your assault is easily repelled once more. |
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26. Rh3
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Retreat you little pansy! Your apples will soon belong to me. |
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26... Ne3+
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And my noble steed makes his move on the evil succubus, whilst my noble lady discovers the king and his apples. |
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27. Kf3
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The castle has been fully vacated, and the apples are ripe for the taking! |
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27... Nxc2
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But first the steed defeats the evil succubus in battle. |
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28. Rg3
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Hmm... the noble lady is put in a predicament. However, the battle is all but over, and the apples will soon be mine. |
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28... Qxg3+
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And this is where my opponent cancels the game? He didn't leave, he didn't resign, but cancelled on the count of a move taking too long? Personally i'm a bit upset with that as i didn't think any of my moves were particularly long, however i have an apple, so i'm still calling it a victory and dominant performance. My pool table was not even threatened in the process either. |
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