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ed_norton 10-Jul-12, 15:08	Looking for a Ship I got a message....from a Captain....that suggested that I improve the club direction. Thanks, Monsiure Captain of a Ship.... I don't know that it needs improving, but I'll respond. Looking for a Ship needs.....writers. People with stories... about....Italian rock climbing guides, high school dances, missed opportunties, interactions with forceful demons, butterfly migrations, unloaded guns, missing people, traffic, dogs, water, food, shelter, burial arrangements, death, losses, home birth, gardening, garbage, yoga, travel, job interviews, bad jobs, kites, science and nature, mathematics, toilets, men and women, automobiles, electricians, plumbers, carpenters, day traders, bankers, lawyers, school teachers, kids, kids, children and teens, unwed mothers, dead beat dads, and The Weather. Sunny today with scattered clouds. High 91...low tonight 64. Chance of rain Zero.
mistee 10-Jul-12, 15:19	I found a ship.... Thunderstorms all week, but it's cooling things off. 77 at the moment. I can talk about most of the above. I have at least one story about all of the above except home birth.   Thanks for letting me into the club.
ed_norton 10-Jul-12, 15:39	Lol...lets see, I had to choose between you and shamash...to "let" into the club. After a meeting with the moderators, Game Knot, my personal attornies and my mom....the concensus was that you both are in. Welcome mistee and shamash.. You guys have any idea where this ship is headed? Off the map is my hope.
mistee 10-Jul-12, 16:06	Ahhhh..... I'm so glad your mother approves of us. She won't be sorry
shamash 10-Jul-12, 18:45	my mother. . . looked in the microwave. . . . . . only to find they had stolen her baby. Again.
ed_norton 11-Jul-12, 15:30	Again I've heard this tale before and continue to wonder...what happened to the baby?
mistee 11-Jul-12, 16:00	I've been googling... because I sense an interesting story with the microwave baby, but I can't find anything. Tell us more Shamash. But the story about the dingo that stole the baby comes to mind. A Cry In The Night was the movie I think, with Meryl Streep.
shamash 11-Jul-12, 17:38	she says. . . . . .it was the Alien(s). Once more.
mistee 11-Jul-12, 17:44	That explains it.... Aliens....it's always blamed on the aliens.....
shamash 11-Jul-12, 17:54	whoa, mistee. . . they promised they would return her baby. And she believed them.
shamash 11-Jul-12, 17:55	& when I asked her why, she said, well, they were good Christians.
mistee 11-Jul-12, 17:59	Well there ya go.... But I have to wonder...if they were such good Christians, why did they take the baby in the first place? Something to ponder....
ed_norton 12-Jul-12, 11:41	Shamster If they were good Christians...as your mother believed..... Well then the aliens most certainly returned the baby. Your mom, Shamash....well...come on...she simply forget to mention to you that you were the baby in the microwave. You probably never asked. It's entirely possible that you suffered a bit of stress after the aliens borrowed you out of the microwave. Memory loss is not uncommon with those aflicted with PTSD. So you spent a few years with aliens.....got some good schooling in the history of the planet Earth and then you were quietly returned. Maybe it's time to talk to your mom...if she's still around....I think she'd be glad to see that you are home.
mistee 12-Jul-12, 11:44	But.... There is NO WAY I would let her get you near that microwave again.....I'm just sayin'

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