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ace-of-aces
10-Oct-14, 22:58

Where in the world is Kim Jong Un ?
www.cbsnews.com
N Korean leader Kim Jong Un has not been seen for over a month in public. Rumors and speculation are spreading that there was a coup by military. His uncle a top military General was executed for planning a coup but Kim knew it beforehand and he was caught before he could do any harm to Kim. The generals who collaborated with his uncle are concerned that Kim might do the same to them. So, this time the generals succeeded in planning the coup and Kim had no choice but to flee. Most people believe that he fled to south Korea and asked for political asylum. Now, N. Korea is sending 3 top generals to S. Korea to negotiate his return because as long as Kim is still alive, they are not safe. Please check the rest of the story in the news. People wish all things change peacefully.
jonheck
12-Oct-14, 08:18

ace-kyi
So far all we seem to have is speculators speculating. If the dude is in S Korea then the good bet is that the CIA and the white house knows about it and that the S Koreans would be inclined to hang on to him. Would N Korea be a better place and world partner if the military was in charge rather than the offspring of this kookie family? General consensus would likely be in the vicinity of, "Unlikely to be any worse"!
mo-oneandmore
12-Oct-14, 10:11

Jon
Your: <General consensus would likely be in the vicinity of, "Unlikely to be any worse"! >

I disagree. Hawkish Military hair-trigger types are common, and thinks could easily get worse if a North Korea indoctrinated Military took-over.

If Kim Jong Un is in South Korea it's likely that he was kid-napped, and the CIA would definitely know-about and have their fingers in that. The two-Koreas are NOT good-neighbors, and I doubt that a disposed N-Korea Dictator would seek asylum in S. Korea -- unless he's crazy.
deadofknight
13-Oct-14, 07:10

Of course he isn't crazy...he feeds his enemies to starving dogs, but who doesn't?

Look, he's been at my house. We've been playing chess and watching reruns of the Bulls run during the Jordan era...with special highlights of Dennis Rodman...and he was going to return. But then he found out that Rodman also had a storied career with Detroit...and he missed his curfew...and then said, screw it...Im already late, I might as well finish what Im doing.

So, it was on to video games...he loves Space Invaders...old school stuff is right up his alley...but also digs modern rap music. He cannot dance (but tries)...and its funny. He loves selfies. And demands we all stop and do selfies whenever he passes off a new level on his video games...ITs awkward...because he has to get the new high score int he selfie as well, and that leaves everyone straining and twisting in odd ways until the Dictator is happy.

Anyway, he says he will be on a flight back as soon as possible and asked if we could watch the new TMNT movie...so, I guess Im trapped.

I will update soon...

dok
jonheck
13-Oct-14, 07:59

deadofknight
Sounds like an interesting stand-up kind of guy. Sad how the media has portrayed him. How is he when he is not happy?
deadofknight
13-Oct-14, 08:11

Thats the thing...He IS happy. All the time. He has known nothing else but uninterrupted happiness. Even the conversation about feeding his enemies to starving dogs was accompanied by giggles and smirks...he said "why cannot man be dogs best meal if dog is mans best friend?"

He said "It is important to see that someone must make the rules and someone must be more than just a human being...and if someone must, it may as well be me. Besides, Ive been doing it all of my life, Im an experienced dictator with an entire country that fears me to prove it....who else can claim that kind of long term performance." And then he did that pig snort/laugh thing and inhaled a twinkie...and mumbled something about Viagra....


dok
deadofknight
13-Oct-14, 08:20

OH! I forgot to tell you that he claims that his family invented NEW COKE in the 80's as a way to try to take down the Coca Cola regime that runs the world. He said he enjoys Pepsi and he had to choose one...something about it being the choice of a new generation of dictators.
jonheck
17-Oct-14, 03:52

deadofknight
Sorry to hear that he didn't misspell Coke and mistakenly go after the Koch regime!
deadofknight
17-Oct-14, 12:10

You're right he does misspell things a lot...just today he was addressing the "Liberals" in his regime via email...

He wrote,

Dear Retards,

.....

Sincerely,

Dear Leader (not Obama)
ace-of-aces
21-Oct-14, 12:22

Kim Jong Un is alive and kicking. That means Korean peninsular is in status quo without any change. That is good for Obama who has to continue dealing the problems of ISIS and Ukraine. The latter appears to be cooling off. Give Obama a break. We shall overcome.
deadofknight
21-Oct-14, 12:33

Im all for giving him a break. If he would like to stand down, we could have someone fill his term for him...

Funny you would use that phrase. It is a civil rights phrase you are new now employing for the nation under the rule of the first black president....

Odd.

dok
jonheck
22-Oct-14, 11:43

deadofknight
He released that US citizen criminal who left a bible in his hotel room. Definite signs of a cooling off over there. Can he read? Any chance he looked at that bible?
deadofknight
22-Oct-14, 12:13

well, the funny thing is this---we were playing monopoly the other night. He thinks the game should start with him owning all the properties and he thinks he should be the banker and that the rules are for him to interpret.

I played along---while he stamped me into oblivion. He just grinned for all of fifteen minutes while I tried to make it past GO! twice. For some reason he thought it would be better however if instead of putting hotels on all of his properties that he put them all on one property--Boardwalk of course. He said that was more realistic. He also told me it was ridiculous to have the Utilities and Trains on the board at all and that he should just be given those and they should be held by the bank. I didn't argue.

Here is where things got hokey. He wanted to have a new card printed in the Community Chest that he could hold all the time that sent people to Jail, Directly to Jail at any time he chose. I took this as an opportunity to discuss the matter with him about the Bible dude he was holding and he made a call from his satellite phone and had him released because I told him I would give him another piece and he could have two while I had one so that he could outnumber me if he would release him. He liked that a lot.

After he made the phone call, and released this guy, he just started giggling. I said to him, "Dear Leader, why do you snicker?" He said, because I am easier to work with when it comes to releasing your people than the Mexican government that is holding your Marine...you guys don't know who your real friends are....and he continued to snicker, while stacking 42 hotels on Boardwalk...and then asked me if we could watch reruns of Dennis Rodman highlights.

dok
jonheck
22-Oct-14, 12:24

deadofknight
Was that returns of Dennis Rodman the diplomat or Dennis Rodman the BB player? He may have enjoyed having thumb crush-able Monopoly pieces of peasants and starving children.
deadofknight
22-Oct-14, 12:30

He actually preferred the raw Dennis that was a Detroit Piston---a vibrant twenty something that was ready to NUKE THE WORLD---is how he put it.  
jonheck
22-Oct-14, 12:54

deadofknight
Have you found him to be the mental equal of his brilliant pal Rodman? Great minds are attracted I have heard.
deadofknight
22-Oct-14, 14:10

Let me put it this way: KJ is always right. Even when he isn't.

dok
jonheck
23-Oct-14, 01:10

deadofknight
The Monopoly set-up demonstrates his world recognized compassion for others. Were he to loose his opponents would have to be beaten, the winner possibly worse.
A bright fellow who keeps his head on his shoulders. Other peoples, not so much.
deadofknight
23-Oct-14, 08:07

Well, that may be true, but he wanted John Kerry to come and apologize to him for not being able to open the ketchup bottle--and he wanted him jailed for 90 days.

He is a serious guy when things don't go his way...

Did you know that he had a guy killed for allowing the sun to come up when he wanted to sleep in? Ya, megalomania is probably a term that best defines him...




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