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 Club 3100
so post away but responses won't be given.
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mrmarmalade
04-Feb-14, 22:06
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Fine.
My girlfriend and I do not get along... We have sex once/twice a week and despise each others company the remainder of the time. Does this fit the thread?
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I should add that any posts that respond to or answer other posts will be deleted as they will be deemed off-topic. all questions are thus considered rhetorical.
maybe this will be the only topic in MMMC that will not have any flame and vitriol - we will see.
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You can argue about Global Warming or Climate Change, all I know is that Mother Nature is a pain in my arse again tonight in Western Pennsylvania---------------
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wreck_tangle
04-Feb-14, 23:11
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melbourne, australia is perhaps one of the finest cities in the world. a european city with southern california weather.
prices are not that bad either, certainly cheaper than london, paris, san fran, & new york
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mrmarmalade
05-Feb-14, 08:34
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mrmarmalade
05-Feb-14, 08:35
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I would
like to cross-breed a baboon and porpoise; call it a borpoise.
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bittymoon
05-Feb-14, 10:28
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I find it funny that my granddaughter has the gas of a thousand dragons... would put any man to shame and leave them tearful.
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I need a flame-thrower for my driveway----I want to burn the ice and snow---not melt it-----
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I wonder if I'll ever be proficient with my 4 string Laguna bass.
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mrmarmalade
05-Feb-14, 11:49
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I use the phrase "that's so gay" very often.
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mistee
05-Feb-14, 12:02
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I think too much and then put myself in a bad mood
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I'm trying to decide if I want my superpower to be time traveling or invisibility.
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mrmarmalade
05-Feb-14, 12:18
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I like the 'What's Happening!!' episode in which Rerun got busted trying to bootleg a Doobie Brothers concert.
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last night the missus and I watched the final episode in season 5 for Sons of Anarchy, can't get enough of that show.
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I got blisters while spending a week in Vegas... should have worn the other shoes.
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tekoah
05-Feb-14, 15:26
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Every morning when I drink my pre-run cup of coffee, it seems to always trigger the need to poop. Which is a good thing. It is not fun being out on a run and feeling like you have to poop.
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bittymoon
05-Feb-14, 16:02
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Why do people ask redundant questions?
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mrmarmalade
06-Feb-14, 07:20
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Being a Mob boss is hard work; I think they're entitled to a pension.
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I went for a motorbike ride last night with over 150 other riders. every Thursday night there is a big group of riders that meet up and then go for a 3-4 hour ride. awesome.
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mrmarmalade
06-Feb-14, 12:35
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To the woman wearing "those shorts" on the treadmill, earlier today; thank you.
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wreck_tangle
06-Feb-14, 12:46
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I just finished work and now it's time for a beer or three
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tonight I had a few Cointreaus on ice, a man's drink? the way I pour them you better believe it!
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mrmarmalade
07-Feb-14, 10:26
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About a year ago, I switched to a new 'hair-cut' girl; she's married. I love her. I want her. I need her. I think about her all the time...
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I won my NFL Pickem this year, I have won every Pickem I have entered for the last 4 yrs.
this season was my first year of Fantasy Football. I led all year. I finished the home and away games two games clear of 2nd place.
then reality hit - I lost both my playoff games and finished 4th! very anticlimactic and massively disappointing.
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mrmarmalade
10-Feb-14, 16:42
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I sure wish I had a horse schlong, instead of this big thing.
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MM's new pickup line:
Baby, when I say I have 4" I'm measuring from the ground up
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mrmarmalade
11-Feb-14, 05:40
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I wanna work on an alligator farm and would like my job description to go as follows: I'd like to drive around on a golf-cart with an pen of chickens attached to the cab along with a wiffle bat in which I proceed to "dummy" the chickens before throwing them over the fence.
Is that weird?
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mrmarmalade
11-Feb-14, 06:21
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If I punch someone in the face simply because "I don't like him," is it a hate-crime?
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