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sad_but_true 30-Jan-14, 01:29	its not nice how they use that blade is it .. Shiiiiit!!!!!
pennsylvaniadan 30-Jan-14, 04:19	Way to go guys!-------Poor Mistee's gonna have nightmare flashbacks of poor Warren standing over her wielding an 18" Bowie knife--------lol
onepocket 30-Jan-14, 04:24	Deleted by onepocket on 30-Jan-14, 04:24.
onepocket 30-Jan-14, 04:26	Pete, you're lucky she didn't squeeze your balls instead of your hand.
pennsylvaniadan 30-Jan-14, 04:49	Watching childbirth---can it be added to the list? We may have to vote on it. I've got a feeling that most guys that say they watched it with wondrous awe are lying and had their eyes shut--lol-----We manly men may have to admit that we don't hold a candle to the Indian Squaw whom used to wander off into the woods by herself to birth her child.
mistee 30-Jan-14, 06:34	"Don't women know it hurts when they squeeze a man's fingers like that?" Stop, Pete! I can't breathe, I'm laughing so hard! Oh Lord.....
mistee 30-Jan-14, 06:40	Penndan I have a feeling that most women who say it was the most amazing experience of their life are lying through their teeth.
onepocket 30-Jan-14, 08:20	I am the result of the world's longest pregnancy. All my mother's side of the family was convinced she had to be pregnant to marry my dad but it was 4-1/2 years later before I was born.
pennsylvaniadan 30-Jan-14, 11:24	mistee I think you are right----I've heard the screaming and the expletives resounding through the hospital walls. lol
pennsylvaniadan 01-Feb-14, 21:19	Taboo---How about making stupid Superbowl bets on how long the National Anthem will last and what color of gloves the singer will be wearing------------
chilliman64 02-Feb-14, 11:59	I had an abscessed tooth once. the pain of the tooth and the subsequent extraction was the most physical pain I have ever experienced. if childbirth hurts more than that then I cannot understand why women do it more than once.
onepocket 03-Feb-14, 04:25	Dave Barry is a very funny writer. He did an article once about childbirth. He says, hold up a bowling ball in one hand & a straw in the other: "See if you can get this --- through this."
tat3225 12-Mar-14, 06:06	The latest issue of Rolling Stone Seriously. I'm telling the hubs to axe our subscription. Ugh.
chilliman64 12-Mar-14, 13:51	tat - it has the brat on the cover? what is his story, trying to be a bad boy and always comes off looking spoiled and effeminate.
tat3225 14-Mar-14, 06:52	Yes Justin Bieber is on the cover, shirtless. I didn't have a chance to read anything about him. Plus the cover basically turned me off. I also doubt that this kind of attention will help him get his act together before he really gets himself in trouble! Act obnoxious= get rolling stone cover. lol
onepocket 14-Mar-14, 11:49	MM sent an email to me about a month ago with a rant about Justin Bieber. The guy doing the rant is named Vic Dibitetto. If you Google Justin Bieber rant it comes up. Absolutely hilarious. I watched it about 10 times.
mrmarmalade 14-Mar-14, 15:34	Chilli, On Thursday, March 20th, I have an appt., with an oral surgeon to have a molar extracted... I cannot wait to get this thing outta my mouth and have a nice, pretty implant inserted... I am a little worried about the after-pain, so am hoping I get a good supply of something strong... ya know, morphine.
chilliman64 14-Mar-14, 23:36	I hope it goes well for you MrMolar!
mrmarmalade 15-Mar-14, 05:03	Lol 10 10 10 -not bad, Chilli... Not bad.
onepocket 17-Mar-14, 04:32	Some tortures are physical & some are mental The one that's both is dental
tat3225 17-Mar-14, 22:44	"MM sent an email to me about a month ago with a rant about Justin Bieber...." LOL.......Funny stuff. The Bieber craze is intense. There is an actual perfume called "Justin Bieber's Girlfriend". I know this because Justin Bieber has his own perfume line with an aesthetically similar bottle to the perfume Lola by Marc Jacobs, one of the ones I wear. So I walked up to a counter once thinking "oooo is that a new version of Lola?" Nope.
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