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mrmarmalade
12-Feb-14, 10:23
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I have no idea what it means when people claim to have an 'open mind.'
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mrmarmalade
13-Feb-14, 11:42
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Last night, walking thru Times Square, some man was handing out "free" entry tickets to a comedy club. I walked right past him, ignoring the gesture. He shouted after me, "You look like you haven't laughed in a while!"
This caught my attention and made me... laugh. I turned to him and said, "That was probably funnier than anything at the comedy club!"
We both laughed; end of story.
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mrmarmalade
14-Feb-14, 08:47
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If I use an opionated adjective (horrible) followed by a hyperlink to an article, will people think I'm educated on an issue?
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bittymoon
14-Feb-14, 10:11
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If a person knows what an adjective is...I'm usually impressed.
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mrmarmalade
14-Feb-14, 10:39
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I don't know what this means:
"cultivated my critical thinking and gave me the freedom to explore intellectual ideas in the real world."
-I hypothesize that someone really, really, really wants to be taken... seriously.
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I am disappointed
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mrmarmalade
14-Feb-14, 14:14
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Some people like to frequently quote Kurt Vonnegut, not realizing they are in fact the 'anti-Vonnegut.'
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saintinsanity
14-Feb-14, 18:02
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went to a firearms show today - it was great.
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mrmarmalade
15-Feb-14, 05:14
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Today, is just starting in NY. Isn't every country on NY time zone? I thought the Times Square New Years Eve ball set the clocks globally... Huh, learn something new everyday.
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Just watched another episode of "House of Cards" from Netflix---Kevin Spacy should be an honorary member of the Manley Man Club-----------
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bittymoon
16-Feb-14, 15:44
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Just tried to tell my husband we needed toilet paper and bread....
It came out "We need toilet bread" geesh
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pennsylvaniadan
16-Feb-14, 15:49
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mrmarmalade
18-Feb-14, 04:13
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I say "Yes" too much in my daily interactions. Wearing myself down.
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mrmarmalade
18-Feb-14, 04:20
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The woman seated in front of me on the train is applying her morning make-up. I'd like to help.
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the chillibabe and I have a 7month old pomeranian named Coco (chillibabe picked the name). I went to bed last night about 10:45 and was reading when I heard chillibabe admonishing Coco. I just out of bed to discover that Coco had her first kill - a blue tongue lizard that was half her size. (=> en.wikipedia.org)
we have a few of these around the house and they are beautiful creatures and completely harmless, a main part of their diet is snails.
needless to say Coco is in the bad books with the missus.
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My brother had a cat that would eat skinks, then trip his brains out for hours
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bittymoon
19-Feb-14, 08:50
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I ate a banana nut bread, pumpkin ice cream and caramel sundae last night...the best thing Ive ever tasted..Im so grateful for my good metabolism.
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mistee
19-Feb-14, 17:34
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I miss Mr. M.
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mistee
20-Feb-14, 18:35
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I wonder what he meant by "extended" break?
How long is "extended"?
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I dropped a big pizza in my car last night. it's not a euphemism for anything, I actually dropped a pizza, it slid out of the box and landed on the seat and carpet. it went everywhere. I exploded. luckily the chillibabe was there to calm me down and clean up the effen mess. aaaarrrgghhhhhhhh - still angry!
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When I had to use an outhouse in 50 below zero weather in Alaska I never brought anything to read.
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mrmarmalade
25-Feb-14, 12:17
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Left my girlfriend's house the other morning, urgently needing to use the restroom.. ya know, #2... I don't "do that" there... I don't think prime rib mixes well with orange juice.
Made an emergency stop at a gas station. Released the pile.
Turned to see an empty toilet paper roller... Shouted, out loud.
Flushed the toilet and used the replenished water with my right hand to wipe...
Went to wash my hands in the sink... The knobs turned, but the valves were off. She was dry.
So, I turned around, flushed toilet again and cleaned my paws in the can.
The rest of the day was good.
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saintinsanity
25-Feb-14, 12:27
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the way they seed 'em at the Combine
well it's late February, it's that time, and one of the questions the New York Jets asks you at the Combine is:
"do you look before you flush?"
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remember
"...any posts that respond to or answer other posts will be deleted as they will be deemed off-topic. all questions are thus considered rhetorical."
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saintinsanity
25-Feb-14, 18:59
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I didn't find 2 places I was looking for yesterday. I had the addresses and everything. I don't think they exist.
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hennybogan1953
25-Feb-14, 19:21
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Old people are slow and they will never accept gays as equal, good bad? I like Canada because the chicks are nice. I am an aggressive commuter. I got into a bar fight at 48. The desert makes me want to drink whiskey. I used to be pretty good at bagging 35 yo cougars when i was 25. They didn't even call them cougars then. I'm old enough for ourtime.com.
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hennybogan1953
25-Feb-14, 19:25
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Having hemorrhoids proves you are straight
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hennybogan1953
25-Feb-14, 19:33
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I ate 3 cheeseburgers immediately before bed. I was woken up to blowing a small chunk in mouth accompanied by the pukey burn. I fell back asleep after eating the puke.
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