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saintinsanity
25-Feb-14, 19:34

I hate it when I curl my leg in a certain way and my toe cramps up
chilliman64
26-Feb-14, 02:07

most of the Krispy Kreme stores in Sydney have closed down - I'm visiting a customer tomorrow and I may have to settle for Donut King - how disappointing
bittymoon
26-Feb-14, 06:08

My fortune cookies said : "Remember, we are thinking of you" 3 times in a row!!!

I think they are stalking me now.
hennybogan1953
26-Feb-14, 17:39

I have a mug with cats on it. The only problem is figuring out which one is the cutest. Sometimes it changes depending upon how I'm feeling.
saintinsanity
26-Feb-14, 19:48

Some crippled homeless guy had a sign that said "hungry" and I bought him a combo-meal from Arby's
thumper
26-Feb-14, 19:58

I have decided to make a decision.
saintinsanity
26-Feb-14, 20:15

Deleted by chilliman64 on 26-Feb-14, 21:00.
mistee
26-Feb-14, 20:18

I really want to buy a Keurig Rivo machine and new set of Bose headphones.
hennybogan1953
26-Feb-14, 21:32

My top 10 favorite bands from the 80s I made up in my head:

1. Merkel
2. Crockett Rodeo
3. Ponchos Pilot
4. Fat Juice
5. The California
6. Razing Arizona
7. Thunder Bonnet
8. Shinny
9. Metal Jesus Parade or MJP
10. Forest Rat
saintinsanity
26-Feb-14, 22:31

Deleted by chilliman64 on 27-Feb-14, 03:32.
chilliman64
26-Feb-14, 22:38

my favourite task as a mod? booting spammers and trolls.

I've got an itchy trigger finger...

think maybe we should admit some cannon-fodder to MMMC
saintinsanity
26-Feb-14, 22:39

My favorite thing right now
is that I can't send chilliman a private message in response to his because I'm on his ignore list.

saintinsanity
26-Feb-14, 22:51

Deleted by chilliman64 on 26-Feb-14, 22:58.
saintinsanity
26-Feb-14, 22:53

Deleted by chilliman64 on 26-Feb-14, 22:58.
chilliman64
26-Feb-14, 22:58

Deleted by chilliman64 on 26-Feb-14, 23:00.
chilliman64
27-Feb-14, 03:32

life is good!
mistee
27-Feb-14, 07:27

I wonder about all the things that happen as I sleep and I am blissfully unaware and all I want to do is crawl back into bed and close my eyes.
bittymoon
27-Feb-14, 08:13

Just got the news, my grandson swallowed a quarter. He's 14! geesh
shamash
27-Feb-14, 14:04

"A hard man is good to find"
She couldn't resist when she saw it engraved on the tag of a keychain:
"A hard man is good to find."

So a friend of mine got it, and used it for her keys.
So she's at a locksmith's getting a new housekey made when he looks at her and startles her with:
"I'm hard right now."
mistee
27-Feb-14, 20:47

I'm going to stay up all night long and listen to 70s songs.
chilliman64
05-Mar-14, 13:54

we've had almost a week of rain in Sydney, it's getting me down
mrmarmalade
05-Mar-14, 14:12

Many years ago, while working at CNN, I was listening to a coworker talk about his "crazy" weekend. There was a crowd of about 9 or 10 on this Monday morning, listening to the details.

He proceeded to describe how he and a buddy had finished off a case of Budweiser. This WAS the story. I intervened and said: "Ya know, you really are a normal, decent person. I wish I were more like you. Seriously, in order for me to say that a weekend was 'crazy,' I would literally have to snort cocaine off a German Shepard's balls."

I was cementing my image rapidly.
chilliman64
09-Mar-14, 14:07

Deleted by chilliman64 on 24-Jun-14, 20:00.
aussiespud
09-Mar-14, 15:05

It pisses me off when people whine " I have to....." when they haven't got the guts to admit that what they really mean is " I choose to....."
hennybogan1953
09-Mar-14, 16:53

I'm not moving my weight off my left leg and swaying to the right anymore.
bittymoon
09-Mar-14, 17:20

"Have you got the clue?"
"Yeah, it's in my pants"


It was on Amazing Race....I had no idea it was that kind of show.
mrmarmalade
14-Mar-14, 12:03

When I was in 6th grade (elementary school) a buddy of mine lived about a mile away. One of his neighbors was a girl named Julie; a freshman in high school.

Anyway, she came from a broken home with an inattentive mother and absentee father. We became friendly with her and would spend lots of time at her house, playing video games, talking, etc...

One day, she led me to her bedroom and granted me 2nd base permission. She taught me how to remove bras, kiss, all the good stuff. We became "secret" boyfriend/girlfriend a few times a week.

Thank you, Julie.
shamash
16-Mar-14, 15:07

jest another day in the rat race. . .
blog.annapurnapics.com
onepocket
17-Mar-14, 04:26

Deleted by chilliman64 on 17-Mar-14, 23:30.
tat3225
17-Mar-14, 22:56

If Starbucks does not bring back their iced lemon pound cake soon......heads are going to roll.
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