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The Republicans can't decide who should run against Hillary so they decided to run everybody who is breathing and a couple who are not
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mistee
21-Apr-15, 13:34
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Penguin for president
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There is something fishy about the Penguin presidential candidacy
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saintinsanity
22-Apr-15, 01:39
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Yeah, Penguin always wears a tuxedo with no bow-tie. Very suspect.
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Congress finally admits we don't have a clue.
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Woman shoots husband claims he was a lousy lover. His....... was already dead I just killed the rest of him.
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Weather forecast - It might rain today and it might not, who cares. I still get paid.
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Commercial Time - Don't leave your TV. We will be right back after this short two hour commercial break.
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Wife denies husband sex. He claims it is an answer to prayer
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Obama denies being black claims he is really Mexican to clarify immigration position.
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CIA issues intelligence report, admits "we don't have any"
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Prostitutes on strike demand higher wages
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Hillary Clinton announces today that she is in favor of voters being able to email in their vote. Bill announces he won't be voting since he doesn't use email.
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solascriptura
12-Jun-15, 18:46
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RE} Prostitutes on strike demand higher wages
I think they should be paid minimum wage!
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There is another. Special tournament matches, that you frequently see with Carlson. Many of those chess tourney's, unless it's for the world champion, and even where I am, you don't get that on my TV.
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Donald Trump and Hillary run together and will be co-presidents.
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Hillary admits Bruce Jenner is a better woman than I am.
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Bill admits to "letting it all hang out" around the new Ms. Jenner.
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Hillary admits she has the "hots" for Donald Trump. Bill advises don't do anything I wouldn't do. Whatever that is?
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Hillary sends penguin an email asking him to be her running mate. She likes the way he dresses.
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Donald Trump admits he's Mexican and eats tacos for breakfast.
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Bad new for nation, Obama, victim of identity theft. This means we now have two of them.
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Great, now our country can be run into the ground twice as fast.
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Maybe we can send both of them to our new good friend, Iran. You know, the friend who Obama just made nuclear agreements with while their #1 leader spouts out on death to America & Israel.
That's all, I'm done with the political junk. We'll go back to our previously recorded program...
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Donald Trump, George Washington not a war hero, shouldn't be father of our country
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Hey, GW never got captured so he's OK according to Trump.
It's only those losers who got captured & tortured who we are supposed to look down on.
What an idiot to say something like that.
McCain should kick his ass.
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Donald Trump withdraws from Presidential Race. Decides being President is beneath him. Will Run for God instead.
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solascriptura
27-Jul-15, 20:12
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Donald Trump withdraws from Presidential Race, use to telling the truth, doesn't want to change and be a the President modeled after the current resident of the White House.
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solascriptura
27-Jul-15, 20:13
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NEWS FLASH
Obama admits to being a resident of Kenya, all actions taken by his presidency are rescinded.
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