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 If you saw Donald Trump hanging around your house what would you do?My name is Jeremy. Rather than get into a whole welcoming toastmasters type speech (not really my thing) I have sort of an interesting conversation starter that I got as a creative writing assignment: First, I would ask myself what Donald Trump is doing in my house. Then, I would realize that this is Donald Trump, it's not supposed to make sense. I would introduce myself, compliment him for all of the things that he is the best at, and bring him some building blocks to keep him entertained. He would spend the next few minutes building a great, great wall. Unfortunately, when I'm carrying him to the guest room for his afternoon nap, I will knock over the wall, causing him to burst into tears and sue me. Despite the $2,000,000 lawsuit, little Donald still needs his nap. I carry him to the crib, and he thinks it's America, because there is a wall around it. This makes him happy, because he's going to be president when he grows up. When I check on him, an hour later, I see that he's annexed the rest of the room, and written TRUMP on the wall, with his favorite green crayon. Disturbed, I pick him up, and return him to the crib. This displeases him, and he screams the only swear word he knows: "CHINA!" Then he fires me. I was somewhat stunned by this, so I endorsed Hillary Clinton, to punish him. Driven into a frenzy, he rips up his favorite picture book, The Art of the Deal, and eats it (He tells me he will make me pay for it). He starts looking under his pillow for the nuclear launch codes, so I hurry away. Despite his incredible immaturity, and anger issues, I'm starting to like him. For some reason, he thinks I'm the President of Mexico. Whenever I bring him his formula, he screams, "You're bringing drugs, you're bringing crime! When are you going to pay for my wall that you knocked over? Come one step closer, and I'll deport you so hard, you won't know what hit you! I'll deport you and whatever drugs you've got in that bottle. Get out of my country, can't you see I'm busy making it great again?" |
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jonheck 19-Sep-16, 11:48 |
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jonheck www.quora.com My answer is still being graded so I shared this one as I found it just as amusing (if you are a fan of satire) |
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jonheck 27-Sep-16, 08:30 |
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Speaking of the Donald... www.youtube.com |
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saintinsanity 01-Nov-16, 21:23 |
I love creative writing, I hope you post it after you get a grade Darn cat waiting to get in again. You know you can just use the cat door. Meowing like there isn't food in your bowl. "AHH! What the f***! This is my house, get the f*** out of here right now. Wait, is that you? Holy crap, what are you doing here? What do you mean I'm the only one who can stop them from spreading lies across the internet of chess? OK, I'll do it! How much money can I have for doing that? A million dollars!" Guys, Trump is so awesome, he gave me a million dollars to tell you how cool he is. |
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Go on vacation for a month |
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Greetings again |
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mistee 08-Feb-17, 16:44 |
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