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lordmonkeymouth
21-Apr-17, 10:51
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 Ice cream thread |
hennybogan1953
21-Apr-17, 10:56
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They have measuring apps on phones that can measure poop.
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anomalocaris
21-Apr-17, 11:37
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Is poop measured by girth, length, or scoop?
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hennybogan1953
21-Apr-17, 12:06
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OMG! It's measured in Katie Courics.
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lordmonkeymouth
21-Apr-17, 13:15
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Forrest Gump brought ice cream to Lt Dan after Lt Dan got all blown-up in war. Lt Dan put the ice cream in his bed toilet. He did not want an ice cream treat
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lordmonkeymouth
21-Apr-17, 14:35
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Senior citizens also enjoy jello, pudding, tapioca, pie, cookies & cakes.
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hennybogan1953
21-Apr-17, 15:24
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Snack a senior
We should have a smack a senior day! Especially the ones who worship the Devil.
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lordmonkeymouth
30-Apr-17, 06:36
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Ice cream is tasty treat. Now that weather is warm, many folk will eat more ice cream and buy more cones. Ice cream shoppe's do better when it's warm cause folks find an ice cream treat soothing and refreshing in the warm weather. It is a family event as ice cream is enjoyed by many. Ice cream makes me smile. It's a nice thing.
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lordmonkeymouth
30-Apr-17, 06:48
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Ice cream is enjoyed with your mouth. You need a hand and a mouth to enjoy the tasty benefits of ice cream. Actually, you don't need a hand. You could just bend your head into a bowl of ice cream to enjoy some ice cream.
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lordmonkeymouth
30-Apr-17, 07:17
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In Kentucky, ice cream is considered the dessert of the wealthy. After supper, Kentucky folk usually chew on a piece of straw grass and play the banjo.
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lordmonkeymouth
30-Apr-17, 10:11
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Folks with extra money in Kentucky spend it on tobacco or crystal meth. Not ice cream.
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lordmonkeymouth
30-Apr-17, 10:16
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Siblings often mate in Kentucky giving you that classic Kentucky "look". They are often named Cletus & Troy.
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lordmonkeymouth
30-Apr-17, 10:30
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In movie City Slickers, Ira & Barry could always choose the appropriate after-dinner ice cream treat for any meal...
youtu.be
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hennybogan1953
30-Apr-17, 11:17
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Dear Lord Monkey Mouth,
I find it incredibly insensitive of you to say that about Kentucky. Have you ever been to Pennsylvania? You don't even need to get close to the WV border to find some serious ATV riding, tobacco spitting, Yuengling drinking Goobers that might even be looked down upon by the elite of Kentucky.
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lordmonkeymouth
30-Apr-17, 14:10
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Shut fat clown mouth.
Ice cream is delicious treat for tummy & yummy. Strawberry ice cream is my least favorite ice cream. I like soft vanilla w/ rainbow or chocolate sprinkles ice cream cone treat best. It is delicious.
Porny is fat and probably eats lots of ice cream when he's playing video games.
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lordmonkeymouth
30-Apr-17, 14:12
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You could probably trick old senior citizens over a cliff if you tempted them with ice cream cones as they followed you on their walkers for a treat. If you flew them all to Hawaii and led them into lava flow, it would be best design.
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anomalocaris
30-Apr-17, 14:14
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Im thinking of making frozen crystal meth. It will be the best of both worlds.
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lordmonkeymouth
30-Apr-17, 14:16
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LOL... where you been, Hoss? I've been trying to bait you for days...
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anomalocaris
30-Apr-17, 14:19
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THe new job I have sucks. Working and sleeping. Also had a huge tree fall across my driveway a couple of days ago, been trying to clear that off.
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lordmonkeymouth
30-Apr-17, 14:27
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All jobs suck... some chick that I've been thinking about cheating with wrote me a message yesterday about loving her work, blah blah blah, and it's "all good" if that's the case... Now I'm thinking about not cheating on my girlfriend. It's the thrill-of-the-chase that I always miss.
You should hire some local inbreds to remove your tree for a hamburger steak.
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anomalocaris
30-Apr-17, 14:31
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Im already gonna hire a local inbred to take the remaining part down. They came out of the woodwork after the storm. Especially when they saw a downed tree. Im glad tho, if not for them I would have to hire illegals.
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lordmonkeymouth
30-Apr-17, 14:33
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"Im already gonna hire a local inbred to take the remaining part down. They came out of the woodwork after the storm. Especially when they saw a downed tree."
-LOL LOL LOL LOL... this hurt my sternum!
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lordmonkeymouth
03-May-17, 11:17
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Ice cream is delicious and yummy treat that people enjoy together.
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anomalocaris
03-May-17, 14:12
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I wonder, If I were a fly would a big pile of crap be like ice cream to me. Would it be considered a sweet or savory meal to eat a giant turd?
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