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hennybogan1953
01-May-17, 01:19

Touretts Syndrome "The Golden Ticket"
en.wikipedia.org www.youtube.com Cartmen finds out he can fake touretts! OMG!
hennybogan1953
01-May-17, 01:34

Can you really fake tourettes?

Could you imagine the possibilities? To blurt out anything you want to whenever you want! OMG! it would be so cool.
lordmonkeymouth
01-May-17, 07:20

In movie 'What About Bob,' psychiatric patient Bob Wiley faked tourette syndrome to make Dr. Leo Marvin crazy. It worked because Dr. Leo Marvin went coo coo POP.
hennybogan1953
01-May-17, 07:47

I'm gonna try Tourette's next time I go to the mall! I used to pretend I had epileptic fits in public places when I was in high school! It was so funny.

Golden ticket!
lordmonkeymouth
01-May-17, 18:11

We had this guy in high school that used to horizontally put a piece of driftwood or sand-twig in his shorts at the beach giving the impression that he had a massive erection. He would casually walk to the edge of the water and act like he was having a pensive moment. I would laugh so hard that I couldn't even watch it unfold 'cause I knew that I could never pull-off such a shenanigan so dead panned. It was hysterical.

I set many cars on fire in high school... my felony list is extensive.... extensive.
saintinsanity
01-May-17, 18:32

Deleted by saintinsanity on 01-May-17, 18:36.
saintinsanity
01-May-17, 18:36

South park used to be pretty good. They were fully aware of the lunacy of gender dysphoria and made fun of it accordingly.

youtu.be

I forgot i can't paste that link because there are thin skinned snowflake babies.
lordmonkeymouth
01-May-17, 18:57

Shut fat clown mouth.

It is literally taking every ounce of my energy NOT to mock these stupid 'Consultation Games.' They make me want to lash out and humiliate the participants. "I vote e4!" "I vote Nxd7!!!" "I vote Bd5!" Chess makes me angry.
obsteve
03-May-17, 00:45

I kid in my class had Tourettes. He had facial ticks and he used to meow like a cat.

I also parked in a disabled bay once and as I got out a passing SJW said to me, "Oh yeah, and what disability do you have, then?"I said "f***ing Tourettes, you fat hippy c***", then I punched him in the face.
obsteve
03-May-17, 00:53

Deleted by obsteve on 03-May-17, 00:53.
obsteve
03-May-17, 00:54

The above story is for comedy value only, is not based on real events. The views and opinions expressed in the post are not those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the official policy or position of any agency in Gameknot. Examples given are hypothetical only. Assumptions made within the analysis are not reflective of the position of any human entity. They should not be utilised in real-world analysis as they are based only on very limited and dated open source information. The anecdote, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this post are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred.
anomalocaris
03-May-17, 06:55

I married my sister today. Dont judge me.
obsteve
05-May-17, 16:36

Deleted by obsteve on 05-May-17, 16:36.
obsteve
05-May-17, 16:36

It's very common in your neck of the woods, I'm led to understand. I'f she's not good enough for her own family, and all that.
lordmonkeymouth
05-May-17, 17:58

They are not very smart in Kentucky or Tennessee or West Virginia. They have sex with siblings and have inbred babies that look inbred. Many are named Cletus.
lordmonkeymouth
05-May-17, 17:59

I am going camping tomorrow morning for three days. I'm getting tired thinking about everything I have to do between now and then so I'm drinking 25 ounce Coors.
lordmonkeymouth
05-May-17, 18:21

By the way, the chess psycho just upped his proficiency in languages from 4 to 9... also owns boats and airplanes now too. All with a H.S. diploma. Impressive feat(s).
obsteve
05-May-17, 18:32

Coors is definitely the way forward.
lordmonkeymouth
05-May-17, 18:53

And male estrogen.

obsteve
05-May-17, 19:05

This could also lead to webbed feet. Like on the fens or in the Forrest of Dean
lordmonkeymouth
05-May-17, 19:26

Webbed feet on men speaking in mother tongue, better alternative... hyper emotional sissy male, bad alternative. Cave man go bed.
anomalocaris
06-May-17, 05:57

I bet you're not really camping, you're actually going to some mens cry retreat.
hennybogan1953
06-May-17, 08:09

I'll bet his "camping trip" involves a lot of men.




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