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the-jim 05-Jul-19, 14:32 |
That's an old proverb by a man with no name |
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It's true Aye Matey ! I'm so lame..... |
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I've got this there are five people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother, Colin Or my younger brother, Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin. |
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I talk to I have come to realise ..... Most of my unhappiness in life is due to the fact I listen to myself as opposed to talking to myself |
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I don't know what people see in them |
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Which reminds me I think they're on the way out ... |
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I met a bloke today who claimed to of invented crosswords I cant remember his name It was P something T something R |
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Walking down our High Street I saw in a widow TV for sale £1 ... volume stuck on high ..... well I couldn't turn that down |
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the-jim 29-Jul-19, 16:15 |
Lend it |
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got it I like yer thinkin I know yer game Subbuteo the game of kings 🙄 Did somebody put somethin in my korfee ? Did somebody say just eat |
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the-jim 29-Jul-19, 16:30 |
Subbuteo |
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Subbuteo breaks yer legs ... As 2 players on either side were sent off I do not have full sets .... obviously there were no subs when men were supposed to be men I think Pete always wanted to be a doctor when he was young ... way before men were men , he must of had the game operation..... he likes to dissect my matches after he wins .... it happened very recently, he gave me a repeat prescription 😆 |
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Joke nicked off Twitter @glennyrodge |
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... don't you mean planet of the chickens .... 🐣 are so misunderstood As are ducks .... nobody stands up for ducks ... 🦆 |
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conjunctivitis.com ... now there's a site for sore eyes 😁 Neil ....... his lamenesslessness |
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the-jim 03-Aug-19, 13:25 |
Door One Behind door one there is a raging fire OUCH Door two Behind door two there is a cliff YIKES Door three Behind door three there are Lions which have not eaten meat for ages GRRRR Pick a door if you dare and enter... Say why you chose that door |
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I would choose door 3 as the lions probably ate each other ..... or died from starvation 🤣🤣 then again I have been known to make poor choices I came across a problem myself , if a red house is made of red bricks and a yellow house is made of yellow bricks what is a greenhouse made of ... Answers in an envelope with a stamp addressed to the top secret location off the M56 right at the lights 3rd garden on the left ..... the one with the white door p.s what animal is black , white and blue .... |
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the-jim 03-Aug-19, 14:22 |
Teagan then said the same riddle, but she changed the lions to Zebras that have not eaten for ages. I asked if the Zebras are Zombie Zebras and the answer was No. So I chose the Cliff Door and was wrong as Zebras don't eat meat (She said well I don't think they do) |
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What has hands but can't clap ...... a clock My daughters bestus friends sister told me that one ... confused I was....she's 6 an 3 quarters apparently ... she let me know 🤣 I'm convinced she's been here before .... |
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the-jim 03-Aug-19, 14:36 |
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You may think ... I know I'm a big kid .... I even cheated at putting the tail on the donkey @ my nephews party the kids threw tomatoes at me .... instigated by my girlfriend who "grassed me up " 🤣 I never got that Lego...... sigh |
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the-jim 03-Aug-19, 14:45 |
Its obvious to us, but not to them... A fly with no wings is a WALK |
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the-jim 03-Aug-19, 15:20 |
I want to go to New Zealand NOW.... |
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