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amacivn 03-Aug-19, 15:44	I don't think it's hard to confuse Gary lol I would never ask him why has New Zealand got the fastest racehorses in the world. Is it because the horses have seen what they do to the sheep... I think it's because they have to spend so much time upside down , they obviously get confused I once asked a New Zealander how he found sheep in the long grass . He said delightful ! I also think it's very unfair they have there Christmas before us 😁 do not tell the grandkids Jim
the-jim 03-Aug-19, 15:53	Lol so Funny   It must be difficult doing daily stuff upside down... How can he mow the lawn or has he got some of them upside down gay sheep... Is it ok to mention the word gay and sheep... There was a band called gay sheep on acid or was that gay bikers on sheep... I cant remember
petemellor 04-Aug-19, 01:28	I think Gary works in a slaughter house killing sheep. I now have horrible visions of Gary with a dead sheep. Thanks Neil 🤢
petemellor 04-Aug-19, 01:34	When I was about 15 me and my mate spent a pleasant sunny afternoon alternatively pullin the wings and legs off flies. Every fly who lost it's wings ran off but those who lost their legs just seemed to sulk and pretended to be dead. Doesn't look to good written down does it 👺
the-jim 04-Aug-19, 04:01	Southlander has put some pictures up on his profile page. It is snowing (upside down snow) he made a snow sheep and is riding it... He might change the picture as he has been changing them as he makes new snow characters
petemellor 08-Aug-19, 02:22	Saw the crocodile.
amacivn 11-Aug-19, 07:00	Contemplating sheep 🤔 I'm thinking ( something I never usually do by the way ) when we put the word sheep and gay together it's ok... Happy sheep 🤔🤣 🙃🙃🙃🙃 ( for our upside bro's ) But I would be careful not to call rams ..... er .... happy !
amacivn 11-Aug-19, 08:25	This morning I bought some Armageddon Cheese ...... it said on the packet " best before end "
the-jim 11-Aug-19, 08:28	In the Beginning he made cheese and then the Earth. He moulded the cheese in the shape of a moon.
amacivn 11-Aug-19, 08:31	Holiday hurrah ! I've just been on a once in a lifetime holiday .... I tell you what never again !
amacivn 03-Sep-19, 05:32	Phew time for a curp of korfee... this dyslexic dyslexia a bithn ! 😂 I've gone on a health kick ... decided to improve fitness .. I've been to a gym ... I have an instructor 🤣🤣 I said to my gym instructor " can you teach me how to do the splits" he asked me " how flexible are you ? " ... I said " well I can't make Tuesdays "
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