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 Ahoy ahoy ahoy er ... ahoy I know nothing ! Hope I fit 😁🍻 I am so looking forward to moderating myself lol 😥🤔 Cheers Jim for letting me join a private club ! Never thought I'd get the chance 🤦♂️😁 Neil ......... or whatever |
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the-jim 14-Jun-19, 14:53 |
Hello Neil or whatever We that's all the members are all knowers of nothing! |
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They won't let me on neutral ground ! More fool them ...... I think , sometimes , not all the time , but on occasion I no nawthin guvnor! 🤪😁 |
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the-jim 14-Jun-19, 15:07 |
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Ha haa not if we can use our own ho sin sauce ! ( wot !) If we leave Europe will the ducks leave the UK , that is the question for parliament our ducks have rights ! Plus we have a field with a pond we have a right to the ducks ( a good early warning alarm ) And why are Dem ducks seemingly migrating earlier each year ! , someone is enticing them away with promises of a better life , Save our Ducks ! I am thinking of starting a charity for the preservation of the Duck , Sod it ... will be called save our duck(s) Wow Brexit has a lot to answer for 🤪 |
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the-jim 14-Jun-19, 15:39 |
The Prime minister stated that she is very alarmed and has set her alarm clock for 8 am. This in itself has nothing to do with Ducks. But obviously she is ducking out of the fact that something is going on.... |
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That is fantastic how do I answer that , we have to save it Jim 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Teee heee love it |
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the-jim 15-Jun-19, 13:57 |
Yes that was in my local newspaper S L O W S L O W S L O W S L O W S L O W S L O W |
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The Ducks have a right to privacy , say no ! To transport monitoring SOD ( save our ducks ) 🦆 Have found a search engine for ducks everywhere, which gives ducks freedom and privacy when negotiating those trick travelling connections Called DUCKDUCKGO a vision for the future, which may well release ducks from the shackles of last minute availability and enable them to pre book in advance Long Live the Duck 🦆 We at SOD are not quackers they have the right 🦆🦆 The above sentiment has been published without the ducks permission consent or approval , the ducks have no control over it's appearance or content . This disclaimer supercededes all other duck disclaimers , and in no way intends to insult or offend any Duck Cult currently in the UK or on a Eurotrain packaged holiday , all revenues raised and collected should be sent to a top secret location c/o The Duck at The Mill Pond in Duckinamshire off ducks lane 3rd pond on the left |
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the-jim 15-Jun-19, 14:26 |
Duck The argument is that there are to many Ducks in the UK... Apart from UK Ducks, there are many Ducks which have settled here from other European contraries. As we know there are millions upon millions of Ducks in the UK, but the European Duck Association (EDA) has estimated that there are just 2 Ducks in Poland and there is one Duck in Romania. The other EU contraries are Duckless |
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the-jim 15-Jun-19, 14:41 |
The Federation of United Culture |
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A detective at the scene was asked why do ducks quack under interorgation , his reply was they cant moo oink or bark |
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the-jim 15-Jun-19, 15:18 |
@ Neil |
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Quack .. quack quack quack quack .... unfortunately we are reportedly receiving some technical difficulties ( RRSTD) And will resume this program at a later date ... we apologise for any fowl language used ( the FLU ) and expect our hot Quacking reporter Daffy ( QRD ) to return to duties soon , with his photographer Ho Sin ( Sauce ) |
