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the-jim 25-Nov-15, 06:04
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flying fire engine which had a flashing
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count down indicator on the nuclear weapon
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...five ...four ...three ...what now, he asked?
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saintinsanity 25-Nov-15, 13:46
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Out of his magic sack he pulled
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this long purple hook-like spear ...two ...one ...
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the-jim 25-Nov-15, 14:00
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He swung the hook and it flew
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... He heard a siren behind him. He
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the-jim 25-Nov-15, 16:17
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Danced to the tune of the siren
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the-jim 25-Nov-15, 16:23
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Meanwhile Jesus approached the danger from Heaven
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...then POOF! Clouds parted ... rays of light ...
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He cursed as he glanced in his
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wet clothes. Thrusting his arms upwards, he
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cursed some more, and got all frustrated
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saintinsanity 26-Nov-15, 12:14
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...one...zero...The flag said "boom." Jesus
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the-jim 26-Nov-15, 12:25
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Just a noise "BOOM", but no explosion!
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He guessed that a police cruiser had
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the-jim 26-Nov-15, 13:40
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Given Jesus a ride home to paradise
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...but to his surprise he found five
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rapid and reckless exits from the road
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four of which led to hell, and
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the-jim 27-Nov-15, 07:59
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so he took the secret invisible road
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shrouded in transparent velvet curtains opening into...
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four lanes of traffic. He was hit
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the-jim 27-Nov-15, 14:05
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For six, as the views were outstanding
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saintinsanity 27-Nov-15, 14:45
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But the food was only so-so
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the-jim 27-Nov-15, 14:56
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Miracle One
Jesus fixed someones punctured tire
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the-jim 27-Nov-15, 17:02
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Jesus must find the consoling Angel before,
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Pedestrians started screaming and diving out of
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the-jim 28-Nov-15, 02:13
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cars; screaming 90% off burgers at McDonald's!
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burgers were cheap because of black Friday
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