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saintinsanity
05-Feb-17, 17:03

Naughty Rhymes
Dirty Potty
Squirty Body
Hurty Thoughty
Worthy? Naughty.
saintinsanity
05-Feb-17, 17:06

Iffy stiffy
sniff a whiffy
smella fellas
hella jealous
saintinsanity
05-Feb-17, 17:09

rubby lovey
hug somebody
we're ignoring
things abhorrent.
saintinsanity
05-Feb-17, 19:05

Murder
www.youtube.com
obsteve
12-Mar-17, 14:05

Make it how you want to make it
Fake it if you want to fake it
Shake it when you what to shake it
Naked if you want to naked
kewois
02-May-17, 10:01

Small Fat Sheep

Madonna possessed a small sheep
She nourished it plenty and heap
She was fond of staying it overweight as ass
Lest she imagines steaks while in class
the-sigularity
27-Dec-17, 17:37

she came up to me undressed
rubbed my body with her chest
tried and tried and tried her best
then complained of being harassed!
the-sigularity
19-Jan-18, 08:32

The girl next door is a real flirt
She looked at me, and flipped her skirt,
she smiled and turned and bent down low
so I would see what she could show.
She knows that she can make me stare
and run next door, and mount her there.




kewois
19-Jan-18, 08:45

Hahaha...
What a naughty rhyme
For a real naughty girl
Julio caught her just on time
Must have enjoyed her pearl...
winslowhightower
22-Jan-18, 21:14

I got myself stuck.
I wanted a truck.
I got a stepdaughter.
then in bed I did tuck.
nambam
06-Feb-18, 13:57

lulu had a baby
she called him sonny Jim
she threw him in the potty
to see if he could swim
he sank down to the bottom
he rose up to the top
lulu got excited
and grabbed him by the scruff of the neck.
the-sigularity
06-Feb-18, 15:00

The girl on the swing went back and forth
the boys on the ground were enjoying the show
her skirt would fly above her knees
and her underwear was white as snow.

Her grandmaw chastised her for what she did
and told her she had showed enough
so the girl stopped showing her underwear
by being obedient, and taking them off.
nambam
08-Feb-18, 16:29

Mary had a little lamb
its fleece as black as ink
and everywhere that mary went the lamb was sure ti stink
it followed her to school one day
and shat upon the floor
mary hadto lick that up and spit it out the door.
the-sigularity
08-Feb-18, 21:15

I saw a woman with a short skirt,
who dropped a coin, and had to bend.
The wind blew hard and raised her skirt,
that's when I saw her bare rear end.
I've never told anyone else,
but only you, because
I see you as my friend.
kewois
22-Apr-18, 03:26

Jack and Jill went up the hill
so Jack could kiss her daffodil
But Jack was caught by panic
as his lips bussed a d--k
Coz Jill's real name is Nick.
the-sigularity
22-Apr-18, 10:03

I saw her through the window
she stepped out of her bath tub
Admiring this young widow
as I played with my club

She caught me looking in there
and didn't seem to mind
she smiled and dried her body
and I saw her behind

So I ran to the front door,
and rang her frond door chime
And hoped that she would come out
to see her one more time

She came and opened wide the door
and beckoned me inside
I was so happy just to see
she had nothing to hide

So I disrobed completely
and once when I was done,
We both embraced in pleasure
and we had so much fun.

kewois
14-May-19, 08:44

Burn a marijuana
Not a clever ass
**** a Madonna
Not a dumbass.

the-sigularity
14-May-19, 14:08

I thought she was so pretty
all dressed in her pink gown
I grabbed her and then kissed her
and then we both laid down

It did not take too long
to get her to pump fast
she really did enjoy it
when I pushed in my mast

And we both reached our climax,
and loved it from the start,
too bad her husband walked in,
so i had to depart.

the-sigularity
27-May-19, 15:45

A man is always looking,
for something good to find.
A very pretty lady,
with half a dirty mind.

But that's not always easy
as anyone should know,
to find at least just any girls,
that loves to go down low

So he just keeps on looking,
with nothing else to do.
And I wonder how many guys,
are doing the same too.
the-sigularity
29-May-19, 07:45

her body looked delicious
just good enough to eat
her rear and her thin waist
are very nice and neat

I like to see her walking
from close or far away
in fact I like just everything
at morning night or day

she moves and talks so sweetly
and doesn't mind at all
to see me looking at her
and watching my jaw fall

But all I do is see her
that's all that I can do
'cause she's already married
and I am married too

the-sigularity
29-May-19, 19:04

Mary had a little lamb
and folks did not know how
they knew she had a lot of sheep
and just one lonely cow

So time went on as always,
and the lamb grew and grew
and that's how people figured out
what only Mary knew.
the-sigularity
02-Jun-19, 16:02

I am not a picky guy,
I love women, big or small,
even some on the plump side
or short and really tall.

They seem to like my thing
as they go up and down,
they squeel and grunt, kiss me
as they move round and roun.

So I don't have a problem
when it comes to make love
Most women that already know
that I can squeeze and shove.
kewois
04-Jun-19, 09:38

If gentlemen had their menses
They would come to their senses
That the size of their pads
The larger ones are the fads...
the-sigularity
08-Jun-19, 06:55

We got married in late July
she was hot, and so was I
We went to a nice hotel
on the bed, we both soon fell

I kissed her all night that night
everything was very tight
I gave her some loving spanks
She game me a thousand thanks.
kewois
21-Nov-20, 07:38

I Am Who I Am

I'm a bitty phallus
Lengthy and tough
It has no callous
And it is not a bluff
When I am awoken
I look for a spout
So drive me in
And rip me out



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