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chrisobee 27-Jan-11, 22:42	The Snail A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?"
bearz2 29-Oct-11, 01:00	Ouch!! I better get another laugh going..this section has failed...like my marriage...
bigpeta 11-Nov-11, 15:53	adding to the song miswording enormity in motion see it swing and sway its bigger than an ocean so dont get in her way johny tillotson
bigpeta 11-Nov-11, 16:13	andy capp quotes if you can lie on the floor without holding on then you are NOT drunk Visitor overstaying welcome:- ar ewe keeping you up mr capp andy:- you are but not awake
bearz2 19-Nov-11, 15:39	All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge. 'I should be in charge,' said the brain, 'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.' 'I should be in charge,' said the blood , 'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.' 'I should be in charge,' said the stomach , 'because I process food and give all of you energy.' 'I should be in charge,' said the legs, 'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.' 'I should be in charge,' said the eyes, 'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.' 'I should be in charge,' said the r3ctum, 'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.' All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood was toxic. They all decided that the r3ctum should be the boss.. The Moral of the story? The a * * hole is usually the one in charge! If you don't send this to at least three people....who gives a s *** ?
bearz2 24-Dec-11, 23:10	Thought of the day.. If you can't wake up with a smile on your mouth..go to bed with a coat hanger in it..
mokio 04-Jan-12, 11:46	Okay here is my 2 cents.. Bear and a Rabbit taking a poop in the forest, the bear looks at the rabbit and asks; "do you have a problem with poop sticking to your fur"? The rabbit replies; "No", So the bear wiped his butt with the rabbit...
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