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Winter Olympics When Vancouver hosted the Winter Olympics in 2010, curling was now an official Olympic sport. A lot of people, though felt that the typical world-class curler did not fit the mold of the ideal Olympian in terms of body sculpting and silouette. Many excellent curlers seem to be unfit, middle-aged men, but since it is like chess on ice, and target shooting, it's more accuracy and strategy and physical prowess. However, my brother quipped that he totally disagreed. "Well, just the other day," he recounted, "I was watching some curlers and one of them was sweeping so hard, I thought he was going to drop the cigarette right out of his mouth or spill his rye and cola." (Insert rim-shot here.) |
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A bear walks into a bar & says gimme a drink Bartender says we don't serve bears Bear says gimme a drink or I'll start some trouble Bartender says we don't serve bears with bad attitude Bear goes to the end of the bar and bites the head of a lady sitting there Bartender says we don't serve bears on drugs Bear says what do you mean? That was a barbitchyouate |
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How to Catch a Bear |
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Da Bears! |
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bear and a rabbit taking a s**t in the woods Rabbit: "no, no problem with that!" Bear grabs the rabbit and wipes his a** of with it. |
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mrmarmalade 22-Jul-12, 15:15 |
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mrmarmalade 22-Jul-12, 15:30 |
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mrmarmalade 22-Jul-12, 15:36 |
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mrmarmalade 22-Jul-12, 15:42 |
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mrmarmalade 22-Jul-12, 16:35 |
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mistee 22-Jul-12, 16:45 |
I'll just keep quiet... |
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mrmarmalade 22-Jul-12, 16:46 |
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mrmarmalade 22-Jul-12, 16:55 |
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mistee 22-Jul-12, 17:07 |
Noooooo..... I totally understand what you were talking about. At first I thought you were describing my own daughter...only she doesn't have dreadlocks anymore, and she still maintains her armpits (thank the good Lord for that!). And she's not 26 yet. She just got her first tattoo (I took pics just like a proud mama should when her baby has a first anything) Oh...she has gauged ears...does that count? And.....she lives in...yes...you guessed it! Asheville. She's a physics and math major so she's well educated. I don't understand her, but I love her, ya know? But I know you weren't poking fun at NC. I was just teasin' ya. |
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mrmarmalade 22-Jul-12, 17:16 |
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I think she may have misunderstood me when I said I wanna watch. Btw: any *** in my messages are inserted manually, so GK has nothing on me. |
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mrmarmalade 23-Jul-12, 11:23 |
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mrmarmalade 23-Jul-12, 13:59 |
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